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“We’ve got to stop meeting like this.”
She stood over him, a glorious vision in lime green robes and sentient frizz. Just like always.
“Say the word, and I’ll take you on a date, Granger,” he replied, mustering his trademark smirk despite the pain of two cracked ribs and a burn on his shoulder.
“Malfoy.” Her rebuke was half-hearted as she set to work peeling back his dragonhide armor.
Draco Malfoy had few regrets in life—other than the years he’d spent being a bully and a prat, his brief stint as a Death Eater, and a particularly horrifying night in his Manor—other than those times, his biggest regret was that the only times Granger had ever seen him shirtless, it had been because he very unsexily needed her to heal him, and never from a romantic ailment—like tuberculosis.
OR—Draco attempts many times to woo Hermione. She is (mostly) unconvinced.
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26 Aug 2026
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A wedding, a honeymoon, a little bit of ritual sex, and a glimpse at a life Hermione never thought she'd have. Oh, and Crooks, World's Best Uncle.
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- Part 2 of Anything, Granger
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25 Aug 2026
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Left infertile from Cruciatus scarring, Hermione Granger has built her research career around finding a treatment, but years of work have only led to dead ends. Desperate for any leads, she owls potions master Draco Malfoy for help.
One owl sets off a chain of events she never could have predicted—including new friends, new love, the last vestiges of war, and—oddly enough—more owls.
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- Part 1 of Anything, Granger
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25 Aug 2026
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A trip to Budapest. A trip to Paris. A startling realisation. It’s horrifying—understanding you’re in love with your best friend.
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Draco sticks his hands in his pockets and sighs. “This sort of sky always reminds me of you.”
“How so?”
“It’s overwhelming, don’t you think?”
Puffy clouds mix with thin, straight ones, stretched from one end of the horizon to the other. Pink and orange peek through a fading blue-grey backdrop, the sun nearing its last legs.
It is overwhelming.
It’s the nicest thing anyone’s ever said to her.
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23 Aug 2026
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After Hermione is (unfairly) sent to work in the Auror office, where Malfoy will be her supervisor for a whole bloody month, it seems like all hope of achieving her promotion is lost.
Until she finds a letter addressed to her—a filthy letter. And based on the incriminating position she finds Malfoy in when she confronts him—midway through a wank—there’s only one person who could have written it.
Perhaps they can help each other: early release in exchange for participating in the dirty scenarios in his unsent letters. Two weeks of no-strings sex with Malfoy and then they’ll go their separate ways—right?
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21 Aug 2026