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    Stiles scrolls up on his text message history and sure enough finds "I'm OK, don't worry, I'm going back to the hotel room" with a timestamp of 1:30AM and "I think I'm in love I think he's a werewolf" at 3:00AM.

    Stiles stares at his phone for a while in horror.

    Scott: HEY LYDIA WANTS TO KNOW WHY YOU CHANGED YR FACEBOOK STATUS TO MARRIED

    Well, so would Stiles.

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    22 May 2026

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    By the time she stops the Jeep in front of Derek's house Stiles can't remember driving there. She’s pretty sure she stopped at red lights.

    "Derek," she says, not yelling but not really in control either. Nothing happens, there’s no movement visible through the half-melted and broken windows. No sound.

    "Derek!" she shouts up at the collapsed second floor. "You need to come down here so I can claw your eyes out."

    "Yeah," Derek says from the front doorway, "I can see how that's incentive."

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     Or: Miss Stiles Stilinski vs. Season Two

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    22 May 2026

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    In which Stiles learns to Stalk That Stalk. (Or, how to accidentally woo your unfriendly neighborhood alpha in roughly five hundred handwritten steps.)

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    14 May 2026

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    Stiles appears alone at the doors of the emergency room the morning after the full moon, covered in blood with a deep slash torn across his left side. He's suffering from hypovolemic shock and barely conscious and he won't tell anyone what happened—not his hospital appointed psychiatrist, not his father. Not even his pack.

    The list of suspects is disconcertedly short. There were only seven others in the woods with Stiles that night: Derek, Scott, Boyd, Erica, Isaac, Jackson and Allison. And none of them remember the night in quite the same way.

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    13 May 2026

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    Isaac is asleep in a chair. The angle of his neck makes Derek wince in sympathy.

    "Isaac," Derek says.

    Isaac snaps awake immediately.

    "You're-"

    "Where's Stiles?"

    "Stiles?" Isaac asks.

    Jesus. It's not like they know more than one.

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    12 May 2026