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  1. Summary

    What is childhood like? It's a little like dying, a little like being born. Which is to say, It's nothing you can remember but you know there was blood (source, unknown)

    Or-Sometimes, a family can be a neglected AI, the person who coded them and a bunch of random people who get stuck in a digital realm. It's not ideal, but it works.

    It works better then any of them could have ever imagined

    Originally titled The Amazing Digital Family

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  1. Public Bookmark 74

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    Roughly 13 years after taking down Shroud Flambae's Niece, Moska, brings her new boyfriend to meet her uncles.
    The boyfriend who has certain opinions on villain reform, and no idea about Chadil's true identity.

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    "Chadil..." Robert cringed realizing what was coming.

    "Yeah, to be a super arsonist you probably have to I don't know burn down a mall, with like people still inside or something huh?" It was low, but he wasn't letting some random kid judge him in his own damn home.

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    09 Oct 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 44

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    Based on my tumblr post
    Dispatcher is a true hero of his team. He is the one who stands between superheroes and the ultimate evil - entitled idiotic subscribers. Customer service powers of SDN call center operator are at full display for the team to witness

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    09 Oct 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 42

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    Big bosses want Torrance branch to be less expensive to maintain. They hire a guy specifically to optimize cost-efficiency. Unfortunately for them, employees of Torrance branch in general and Robert Robertson in particular are capable of causing chaos while staying completely within lines of new policies

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    09 Oct 2026

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    Malevola honestly expected this to be a prank, or kids fucking around, or fucking Red Ring. Nothing that should warrant both of them taking their time out of a Saturday night trespassing condemned buildings and generally violating the terms of Victor's parole.
    What she doesn't expect is an honest bonafide ghost. The ghost of a guy maybe around her age, with a black mask over his head and a lightly armored supersuit-- the back completely scorched away, and Mecha Man's fucking symbol on his chest.
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    Z-Team gets rallied around Robert in a much different way, because someone has already killed Mecha Man Blue.
    And someone else is trying to cover it up.

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    07 Oct 2026

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    The scars themselves ranged from long incisions that stretched down his chest and right down his belly like the sharp slice of gutted livestock.

    Robert had an ‘X’ crossed over his heart like someone had taken a knife to it and unfolded the skin out like the petals of a flower to drive their fingers in between the gaps of his ribcage.

    He was thinner than Sonar had initially guessed from looking at the way his uniform hung from his body. Rail thin and gangly in all the wrong places. He had muscle, of course, more than Sonar had expected to find, but no part of him looked healthy.

    …He looked young.

    “This isn’t a show, by the way,” the dispatcher ground out as he finally turned his head back to where Sonar was slack-jawed staring. “Didn’t your mother teach you not to stare?”

    . . .

    Months pass, and Sonar learns to map out the soft parts of Robert...How long will he have, though, before the consequences of Robert’s secrecy catch up to him?

    Exhausted and with nowhere else to turn, will his walls finally come crumbling down?

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    07 Oct 2026