Emberontheashes517
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The Price of Mercy by Emberontheashes517
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
14 Apr 2026
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Zeus, overcome by the grief of his daughter dying, waits too long to do anything about her passing. Poesidon, on the other hand, sees the perfect opportunity to do something kind for his brother. And if, in the doing so, he manages to earn some goodwill for a certain demigod who might need it in the future? All the better.
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Attempt the Impossible (preggo edition) by Emberontheashes517
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
14 Nov 2024
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On a particularly dull day in the Cloud Recesses, three friends start talking about what would be truly impossible in order to correctly attempt the Yinmeng Jiang motto, "attempt the impossible". If you've read the title, you can see what they decided on, and you can probably guess how it went down.
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I am very tired and there needs to be more stupid "Wei Wuxian gets pregnant through the power of He's Too Smart and Stupid at the Same Time" fics so here's this.
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What is a Weapon, if not a Moving Skeleton Arm? by Emberontheashes517
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild/Tears of the Kingdom
10 Apr 2024
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Four would like it on record that this was NOT his idea. He just wanted to bond with his newest brother and fix the scrap metal he calls weapons.
This? this pile of garbage and nightmare fuel? This was not the plan. Not that he's complaining of course! If there's one thing he loves more than creating a blacksmithing masterpiece for his loved ones, it's traumatizing them with horrible, terrible creations.
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Four tries to Bond(tm) with Wild over his gear. What he gets instead is over 3k of mental breakdowns over what he classifies as "combat worthy" and then makes it everyone else's problem.
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- Part 5 of The Innocence of the Wilds
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The Social Construct of Breaking and Entering by Emberontheashes517
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild/Tears of the Kingdom
23 Feb 2024
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You know how in Breath of the Wild you can go into every house and nothing stops you? You know how prison isn't even introduced until Tears of the Kingdom? Yeah, Wild has no clue that walking into people's houses and taking random stuff is wrong, and Warriors is the unfortunate soul to explain.
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Warriors has a conniption watching Wild just walk into random houses to look around and maybe grab some materials sitting around. Wild does not understand laws, seeing as only the Gerudo have them.
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- Part 4 of The Innocence of the Wilds
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The Talk, as Given by Time to Two Innocent Gremlins by Emberontheashes517
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild/Tears of the Kingdom
16 Feb 2024
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Time is enjoying a relaxing evening. Nothing is on fire, no crisis needs to be addressed, and no one is in immediate danger. The night is peaceful, and looking to stay that way.
Enter Wild, screaming a question about gay sex in the middle of the inn. Loudly. In front of everyone. If death would like to take him now, Time would appreciate it.OR
Time has to give The Talk to Wild and Hyrule (who never heard it before on account of being driven from society thanks to his curse) and the author suffers along with him the entire time.
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- Part 3 of The Innocence of the Wilds
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The Innocence of the Wilds by Emberontheashes517
Fandom The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild/Tears of the Kingdom
10 Apr 2024
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Stories in the same universe where poor Wild has to learn social rules on the fly. Fortunately, he has 8 other incarnations to help him out. Unfortunately, they aren't known as the heroes of Wisdom for a reason.
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“No, they don’t leave me totally alone.” Tim hurriedly explained. “My neighbor Bruce Wayne looks after me.”
Batman stared at him for a long while. “Bruce Wayne.” He parroted slowly.
(A young Tim Drake gets kidnapped by Falcone. When Batman rescues him, Tim tells Batman that Bruce Wayne is his temporary guardian. Oddly enough, Batman isn’t fooled by this perfect cover story.)
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Bookmarked by Emberontheashes517
22 May 2026
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Tim gets kidnapped and when Batman asks who his caretaker is, he says Bruce Wayne. For some reason, Batman doesn't seem to belive him but still marches him into Wayne Manor. The next morning, Jason also asks who his real caretaker is, and Tim says it's Batman. Tim is just really unlucky and bad at lying and it's making Jason and Dick's entire week. Tim still gets adopted.
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Dick may not actually be quite as old as he told everyone he was.
In his defense, it wasn't so much lying as that he sort of just forgot.
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Bookmarked by Emberontheashes517
16 May 2026
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Aaaaaaah Dick is actually a baby and he gets called out by space cops about it. I'm dying (and so is Bruce. And Clark. And Jason a little bit. It's glorious)
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They're trapped in a ghost ballet. You can't punch ethereal ballerinas. It's not just rude, it's physically impossible. They're going to be stuck there forever and then die, probably.
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- Part 38 of Sorrowful and Immaculate Hearts
Bookmarked by Emberontheashes517
14 May 2026
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Silly ballet Crack. Batman can dance swan lake and some of the jl commentate on it. It's great.
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Intentional Child Acquisition for Dummies by natcat5
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics)
13 May 2026
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After returning from a parallel universe where he was a father of 6+, Bruce Wayne attempts to find all of his children before his mother loses patience and takes matters into her own hands.
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- Part 18 of Dark Month 2025: Bat-tober
- Part 4 of Mirror Mirror
- Part 2 of A Grandmother's Guide to Family Reunions
Bookmarked by Emberontheashes517
14 May 2026
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Bruce may have loving parents and not a single angsty vigilante bone in his body, but a visit to another dimension where Batman and his Brood live leads him to finding his kids all grown up, stopping the League of Assassins, and finding several new charities, not in that order. Martha Wayne is chaos incarnate and should be feared when it comes to her family.
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"The thing, summoned by his rage and pain and fear, here in the remains of the building where he had, not long ago, slit his own son's throat, wears Martha Wayne's face. It is not a kindness."
Bruce has—had—four children. Now one of them is undead and evil, one is almost dead at his hands, one has severe radiation poisoning, and one—didn’t make it out of Bludhaven in time. He’ll make any deal, take any chance, to get his family back.
Bookmarked by Emberontheashes517
12 May 2026
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Bruce goes back in time to save everyone and accidentally drags Jason with him. Lots of therapy and bonding and goodness to be had! And by therapy, I mean physical for Jason, and mental for everyone.