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    Feels Like Lightning by

    Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)  

    21 Apr 2020

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    They’ve been together for three full months before Martin broaches the subject. Honesty, he meant to bring it up before then, but it just kept slipping his mind.

    And so it is as they’re sitting down for dinner at the small table in Jon’s kitchen that Martin asks, casually:

    “Do you want to have sex at some point?”
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    Written for Aspec Martin Blackwood Week! Not based on a specific prompt, just an idea that's been floating around my head for a while.

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    26 May 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Cuteeee

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    The Stranger I Know Best by

    Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)  

    09 Sep 2024

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    “I am not looking for a relationship, neither romantic nor sexual. I just want to meet interesting people and have interesting conversations, because all my friends are busy and I’m bored.”

    “Just your average late-20s gay guy looking to expand his dating pool. I’m not looking for anything serious, but I’m not opposed to it either if we hit it off :)”
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    Jon and Martin both join the same dating app.

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    26 May 2026

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    SO GOOD

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    Danger: Contains "Michael" by for Etnoe

    Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)  

    11 Nov 2021

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    Jon is fed up with being stalked by Michael's doors, and starts applying warning stickers to them. Michael retaliates with stickers of his own.

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    24 May 2026

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    I love michael

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    The Calamity of Link’s Cargo Shorts by

    Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild  

    20 Jan 2021

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    She shouldn’t have looked. Zelda can’t stop chastising herself for it afterwards, cursing herself for her deadly curiosity.

    Rather than Link impaling a variety of monsters with his silly purple sword, he instead has a very different sword in hand and is certainly not slaying anything with it.

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    Zelda accidentally catches an eyeful, gets angry, and then gets even.

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    22 May 2026

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    Funny and smutty

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    All the Trashy Novels by

    Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild  

    05 Jul 2021

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    Zelda discovers that her hated personal guard has a secret stash of trashy romance novels. She reads all of them. And then things get awkward.

    Are they enemies with benefits, or best friends to lovers? These two are so out of touch that it's hard to tell.

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    21 May 2026

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    FILTHY. But no actual sex. Lotttts of helping each other tho. She gets her powers in the end!! Yay!!! HATE KISSING !!!!