Deanbird



Recent works

Recent series

  1. Summary

    It's a PODFUCKERY!

    a group of authors have all taken the same beginning and end of a story and filled in their own delicious middles.... and they don't know who's going to be narrating them!

    A group of podficcers have each been given a story to narrate.... and they don't know who wrote them!

    Join us through the month of December as we take a journey through nearly 40 different creators!

    Hosted by 1happydaiz, BabyKraken, and ghostalservice!

    Words:
    31,394
    Works:
    21
    Bookmarks:
    12
  2. Words:
    36,028
    Works:
    2
    Bookmarks:
    15

Recent bookmarks

  1. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    June 2010. Ilya Rozanov is delayed after the CCM shoot. By the time he gets to the locker room, Shane Hollander is out of the showers and Ilya’s entire plan is ruined.
    Only not quite fully ruined. Hollander invites him to dinner with his parents as a thank you for arranging the shoot and Ilya, in a burst of insanity, agrees. He hits it off with Yuna and David. They all exchange numbers. He and Hollander become friends.
    At no point does Ilya stop wanting more from him.

    June 2016. Ilya Rozanov is a superstar. A Cup winner. An MVP. Women want him, men want to be him. He’s fucking miserable.
    He’s in love with his best friend. He can’t deny it anymore. Only now Shane is dating a movie star and happier than Ilya’s ever seen him. Ilya can’t ruin that for him, can’t ruin their friendship by asking for what he knows Shane can’t give. No matter how much it kills him.

    A charity event in San Francisco. A catastrophic computer failure. A fateful decision to drive, not fly. Two days in a car, just the two of them. Alone. Together.
    Ilya’s sick with excitement and with dread, because how can he keep his secrets with Shane so close for so long?

    What he doesn’t know is that Shane has secrets too.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    33,800
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    743
    Kudos:
    4,853
    Bookmarks:
    1,573
    Hits:
    54,366

    25 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    This a tutorial/live example on how to have text change or appear once a cursor is hovering over it. Helpful for pop-up spoilers, language translations, quick author's notes, etc.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    999
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    8
    Comments:
    115
    Kudos:
    841
    Bookmarks:
    1,090
    Hits:
    47,378

    07 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    After bowing out of the playoffs early and getting dumped by his girlfriend, Geno takes a trip to a dude ranch in the Canadian Rockies.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    22,946
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    64
    Kudos:
    549
    Bookmarks:
    105
    Hits:
    6,010

    26 May 2026

  4. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Flight 771 shouldn't have been any different than any of the hundreds of other flights that Shane has taken over the course of his career, aside from the fact that it was taking him towards his lifelong dream—towards the Olympics.

    It shouldn't have been any different.

    BEND OVER, STAY DOWN.

    BEND OVER, STAY DOWN.

    BEND OVER, STAY DOWN.

    It is.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    148,132
    Chapters:
    10/12
    Comments:
    1,404
    Kudos:
    3,017
    Bookmarks:
    1,455
    Hits:
    72,623

    19 May 2026

  5. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    “I’m trying to figure out,” Rose wonders aloud. “Are you always a complete prick? Just with women? Or just when you lose a game?”

    Ilya barks a laugh, shocked and almost delighted, and his smile spreads wide enough that Rose can see all those pearly whites of his that are so much nicer than she expected any hockey player’s to be. “All the time,” he grins, “all the time. However much of an asshole Hollander has told you I am, double it.”

    She answers truthfully, shrugs her shoulders in her tiny silver dress. “He hasn’t mentioned you at all.”

    After a shitshow of an evening in a Montreal nightclub, Ilya wakes up the next morning in Shane’s bed. Only, he’s not in Shane’s bed — Rose Landry is, and he’s in Rose Landry’s body, and she’s in his. Well, what the fuck are they supposed to do with that?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    90,653
    Chapters:
    11/18
    Comments:
    1,428
    Kudos:
    2,107
    Bookmarks:
    818
    Hits:
    47,406

    10 May 2026