Chance_the_pirate
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he saw it. A wolf spider, roughly the size of his hand sitting above the mirror. Without thought Ed opened his mouth and shrieked loudly stumbling back against the glass door of the shower.
There was a bang, followed quickly by a crash of splintering wood. Ed took his eyes off the spider for a moment to look, because of course his apartment would get broken into when he was bare-ass naked, terrified of a giant spider. Ed’s eyes widened before tracking back to the spider. Stede was in his bathroom. Stede was in his bathroom, shirtless. Stede was in his bathroom shirtless, with a hatchet. Ed immediately tried to cover himself with his hands for some sense of decency.
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Ed has difficulty with big feelings and expectations. Stede suggests a game to get him out of his head and into his instincts...and well, situations evolve.
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Ed catches Stede in an embarrassing situation, but all's well that ends well I guess.
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If Chauncey actually succeeded in shooting Stede...inspired by this https://www.instagram.com/p/Cd1j-h6rShq/ art found on Instagram.
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t4t sex is neat. ed and stede have some before bed.
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16 Dec 2024
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Come to karaoke, Lucius had said. It’s a good crew of regulars, he’d said. It’s not officially a queer bar but it’s definitely a queer bar, he’d said.
One of my friends is one of the most beautiful men on the planet was definitely not one of the phrases he’d used to try and convince Stede to come. Might have achieved his desired outcome a little faster if that had been part of his proposal.
or: eight times Ed and Stede don't have sex after Friday Night Karaoke at Jackie'z, and one time they absolutely, definitely do.
or: karaoke sex chicken: the not quite musical
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The guy sitting next to Ed is kind of, and by kind of Ed means completely, covered in blood.
Like, a lot of blood.
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08 Sep 2024
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Cover that man in blood
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The town of Queen Anne’s, tiny tourist gateway to the southernmost tip of Fiordland National Park on Aotearoa’s South Island, is cut off from the outside world due to a bad storm. Ed Teach, owner of Blackbeard's Bar and Grill, saves the life of a mysterious mermaid (?), or a merman - a merperson.
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04 Sep 2024
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Stede draws his attention back to the head massage, alternating pressure from the kind of bruising that’s enough to knead a migraine away, to gentle, delicate strokes through his hair. He grows almost meditative with it, forcing his eyes away from Ed’s face and simply enjoying the feeling of body heat and cool, damp-silk hair against his palms. Truthfully, he could do this for hours, rather than the usual three-to-five minutes that’s usually afforded to customers when they…
When…
It’s been longer than three-to-five minutes.
A quick glance at the clock reveals it’s been far, far longer than three-to-five minutes.
Stede doesn’t mind, obviously. And Ed doesn’t seem to be about to question it. But the snide little Lucius-like voice in the back of his mind points out that almost twenty fucking minutes is maybe a bit of an overkill.
Stede yanks his hands away from Ed’s hair like it’s covered in bleach.
“Okey-doke!” Stede manages, voice shrill and a little strangled.
From across the salon, the real Lucius snorts.
(OR: Stede's a hair stylist. Ed shows up for an appointment. And shows up. And shows up. And shows up...)