CassandraNightshade
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Harry Potter decides that if wizards can’t win a war properly, he’ll just fight it like the Muggles did. Step one: rob the Dursleys. Step two: buy a pistol in a pub. Step three: hunt Lord Voldemort like a one-man Blitz.
Air-raid sirens, lipstick notes, and Molotov cocktails become the new normal. Death Eaters whisper about ghosts in gas masks. Voldemort remembers bombs that never fell on him — until Harry makes them real.
It’s half horror, half absurdity, and entirely escalation, ending with Harry Potter proving that sometimes all it takes to end a prophecy is good aim, a steady trigger finger, and humming We’ll Meet Again while the Order looks on in horror.
Bookmarked by CassandraNightshade
24 Jun 2026
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This story is a conglomeration of some of the more infamous Harry Potter tropes, including but not limited to: time travel, soulmates, Slytherin! Harry Potter, and creature inheritances.
Important note: The story is considered 'crack taken seriously". So, while it has plenty of jokes, it also deals with some very serious themes. For that reason, please be mindful of the tags; they are not lying to you.
Detailed Content Warning: detailed gore, detailed depictions of cannibalism, mental torture, physical torture, graphic descriptions of torture, mentions/depictions of PTSD, traumatic experiences in general, sexual encounters (between adults), mental deterioration/slow onset of insanity, less slow onset of insanity, implied pedophilic character (VERY implied, not at all overt), body horror, descriptions/experiences of (/the effects of)starvation, panic attacks, murder, detailed descriptions of murder, abuse(?), detailed descriptions of medical amputations, burns, descriptions of 4th-degree burns, disembowelment, skin suits, body mutilation, physical and mental child abuse, off-screen verbal assault of a minor, self-harm and depictions of eating disorders
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Bookmarked by CassandraNightshade
21 Jun 2026
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“This is the only way I could think of making you do what needs to be done. Now I'm going to send both of you back in time—to redo how fate was supposed to play out.”
“Oh, that's just cheating!” Harry laughs in disbelief. “You know I'd follow him anywhere he goes.”Harry and Draco are sent back in time by force to live how they were supposed to before it was altered.
Fate sure is funny, eh?- Language:
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Bookmarked by CassandraNightshade
21 Jun 2026
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Bookmarked by CassandraNightshade
11 Jun 2026
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There are older magics beneath the skin of the world.
Ancient things. Hungry things. Things that do not care for wand laws or Ministry decrees.
Harry Potter opens a book and lets them in.
Hogwarts notices the difference immediately. Gryffindor House closes to him. Slytherin House opens its doors. Old families begin to take notice. And as Harry is drawn deeper into blood magic, ancient ritual, and the politics of inheritance, he discovers that some forms of magic do not merely change what you can do.
They change what you are.
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- Part 1 of The Ways of Magicks Moste Anciente.
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11 Jun 2026