Bara_009
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Yet Another DA k-meme prompt:
Fenris has never had a willing sexual encounter with a man, and has some assumptions about how it must always be unwilling between two men. Somehow, he stumbles upon Anders with another guy, and Fenris assumes Anders is being raped. Even if he doesn't like him, Fenris doesn't stand for that and interrupts, making Anders mad because it scares off the guy he was with.Fenris is mad because he thinks he did Anders a favor and Anders is too stubborn to admit it.
Eventually Anders ends up proving to him that he really does enjoy getting fucked by guys, by getting Fenris to fuck him.
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Done for a DA k-meme prompt:
At a get together someone starts twerking. How do the others react? Do they try to grind on one of the unsuspecting gang? And who is the twerker? Is it a saucy dance Isabela picked up in her travels that shocks everyone, a traditional Dalish move, popular at Tevinter parties, or something a certain pious archer learned in Starkhaven in his wilder days?
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Anders get's coerced in to demonstrating his 'spicy shimmy' for Sebastian and winds up getting more than he bargained for.
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Hawke lets Anders go in the end, and Sebastian goes back to Starkhaven to raise his army to hunt the apostate down... only it appears that leaving for years with little contact and few connections leaves you in a terrible place to randomly show up and demand the throne.
Now he's on the run from Starkhaven royalty that want him taken out and he runs into the only other person in as much trouble as he is, and has to survive with him.
That person being Anders.
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Done for a K-meme prompt. Hawke receives a new companion, a mage who hates and distrusts non-mages as much a Fernis hates and distrusts mages.
Lathian is an elven escapee from the Starkhaven Circle and former lover of Anders, joining Hawke and his companions towards the end of Act I.
....summaries suck, they are not my strong suit....
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How Astarion tried to steal a Ruby and ended up stealing the heart of a wizard instead by Queen_of_the_Dots for smilingflash
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
25 Apr 2026
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When the Netherbrain fell and the Absolute was defeated, Astarion lost any chance he had at a peaceful life.
To avoid having to look after 7000 spawn alongside his once siblings, he turned his hand to mercenary work. Murder, stealing blackmail evidence, anything that nets him enough coin to survive.
But when those jobs dry up, and he has plenty of money to live off of for a while, he entertains himself with purloining jewels from establishments that are far less deserving than himself of owning the precious gemstones.
Which is why he's currently dressed to the nines, invitation to a museums benefit in hand. He plans to use the event as a distraction so he can steal the star attraction of an upcoming exhibition.
The Crestalian Ruby, the most gorgeous necklace Astarion has ever seen. And the only place it belongs is upon the only person who could possibly rival its beauty. Himself.
Until a familiar face appears, and his plans for the night get a bit more complicated than he planned for.
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24 May 2026
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Well,” Astarion laughed, falling to his haunches so that his face was level with Gale’s, “no wonder she asked you to explode yourself. You must be absolutely pent up with sexual frustration that you’re fit to burst at any second.”
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The orb had forced him into a life of restraint. For so long he had forsaken the pleasures of the flesh in order to protect the world from th blight within him.
But now it’s gone. And he finds himself on a ship to Waterdeep with Astarion with nowhere to hide his feelings. And when it comes to the vampire, those feelings have been pent up for a while.
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23 May 2026
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He can’t ask Gale for help. Gale might have the best chance of finding any sort of cure to his current undesirable condition, but he doesn’t want to turn to him. Something about being vulnerable and in need in front of Gale grates at Astarion’s mind.
He isn’t accustomed to anyone standing up for him like this, not without wanting something in return. And the thought that he could, just for once, lean into that—lean on him—sits uncomfortably close to tempting.
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07 May 2026
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Astarion was replanting weeds at midnight. His fiancé was sucking up to a childhood bully. The engagement party was in four days. Nothing was wrong. ...Except for the things that were. Starting with why he's more devastated by a pile of uprooted garden weeds than he ever was about killing people.
Or: Two idiots in love navigate polite society, academic bureaucracy, and their own insecurities to figure out what kind of life they actually want together.
Written for the BG3 Month of May Community Event Bring May Flowers 2026: Week 1 – In Bloom. “Weeds” keyword.
This is a sequel to Blind Spots but can be read as a standalone. Plausibly post-canon compliant, with some made-up magic and bending of 5e spellcasting rules.Series
- Part 2 of Shifting Perspectives
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05 May 2026
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Slough the cicada's golden shell by VenatorNoctis for wednesday
Fandoms: Final Fantasy XIV
18 Jul 2021
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"The way you've been watching me," Shadowhunter says. "Trying to figure out the story I haven't told you."
Maxima hasn't lived this long in Garlemald by admitting to every dangerous idea he has. "You give me credit for more strategic focus than I possess, I'm afraid."
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01 May 2026