Banana_PhOwOne
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Why are you like This Banana Man? (A quote from discord) by Banana_PhOwOne
Fandoms: Five Nights at Freddy's
28 Oct 2023
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This is a bunch of my posts compiled together over the last few days from a discord I'm in
People of the discord has dubbed this Freddy as Fuddy because he's an cheating, manipulative, abusive,creepy, arse hole
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There isn't enough of bottom monty so I guess it's up Meeeee
Okay to be fair it is mostly just smut I'm not sorry
It does have a bit of angst and some fluffy sprinkled in
It's going to be bunch of loose oneshots if they are connected it will say so in the title
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Eridian Zoology by polymona
Fandom Iron Lung (2026), Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
27 Jun 2026
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Eridians science specialists love observing the humans in the
human zoobio-dome.
(Subscribe here for more Eridian POV science observations of Savor-Grace and Simon!)- Words:
- 6,187
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- 1
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- 7
Bookmarked by Banana_PhOwOne
30 Jun 2026
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Fifth Appendages and Other Such Scientific Observations by polymona
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Iron Lung (2026)
27 Jun 2026
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An aspiring Eridian zoologist strives to take the best research notes to impress mentor ♬♬♬ when observing the bio-dome.
I notice humans really like pulling, pulling, pulling on the fifth appendage. What purpose could it possibly serve, question? Sometimes Savior-Grace and Simon-Savior-Grace-Potential-Mate even enjoy pulling on each other’s!
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Local Eridian science apprentice becomes a little too obsessed with penis.
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- Part 1 of Eridian Zoology
Bookmarked by Banana_PhOwOne
30 Jun 2026
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Rocky the Pebblesitter by thederpypikachu
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
09 Jun 2026
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In Eridian years, Grace is a pebble. This is not an issue, until it is.
Until Rocky suddenly realized that the humans did not pebble-proof their spaceship.
...how do you stop a pebble with the brain of an adult human teacher and scientist from wreaking havoc on their own ship?
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- Part 5 of Eridian Shifter AU
- Part 1 of Eridian Pebble Shifter AU
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 4,241
- Chapters:
- 2/?
- Collections:
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- Comments:
- 581
- Kudos:
- 2,457
- Bookmarks:
- 312
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Bookmarked by Banana_PhOwOne
16 Jun 2026
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“There was a man.
“Was it a man?
“Grace didn’t know. All he knew was there was heartbeat in this submarine and he would be damned if he didn’t get in.“
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Grace is given Simon, a feral alpha that doesn’t trust anything. How in the world is he supposed to calm this man down?!
Bookmarked by Banana_PhOwOne
14 Jun 2026
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The Laika to my Felicette by banthatguy
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Iron Lung (2026)
17 Jun 2026
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There's 1 in 70,000 people on the planet who have the gene needed to survive the Hail Mary's expedition. In that limited pool, 1 in maybe 1000 had the necessary skills needed for the mission — more dire still, even less people were willing to volunteer for what is essentially a suicide mission.
When an explosion killed not only their science officers but also their engineers, Eva Stratt makes the tough decision to put 2 people on the spacecraft that no one was expecting to be even be candidates.
One is a middle-school science teacher.
One is a convicted eco terrorist.
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AU where Simon did all his suffering on Earth and is dragged against his will onto the Hail Mary alongside Grace
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 47,952
- Chapters:
- 14/14
- Comments:
- 557
- Kudos:
- 2,497
- Bookmarks:
- 574
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- 29,651
Bookmarked by Banana_PhOwOne
13 Jun 2026