AthleticCouchPotato
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I want to feel you in my arms, hold you hostage in my heart by AthleticCouchPotato
Fandoms: Searching For A World That Doesn't Exist - Wifies (Web Series), Kintsugi Timeline AU
18 Apr 2026
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Based on the Kintsugi AU which is a set of RP blogs on Tumblr, this fic doesn't make sense without that context If you're interested in reading them here's the links to Derek & Avery's blogs
Visting hours are open and Derek visits Avery, fluff insures
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Searching For Something More That Doesn’t Exist by AthleticCouchPotato
Fandoms: Searching For A World That Doesn't Exist - Wifies (Web Series)
04 Apr 2026
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>>Spoilers for Destroying a World That Doesn't Exist<<
Avery gets his hands on D3rlord3's IRL house and he was promised some fucking answers
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“Let’s build that cottage, not in the town and not in the castle, but somewhere entirely in the middle and in-between, a place just for us and Oscar. Let’s make our home and fill it with everything we love. We’ll have a big garden bed outside and a beautiful still room when you enter. There will be a small room with a spinning wheel and a sewing machine for the two of us to sit beside each other and make every single gown we wear. And when we finally finish the house filled with everything we love we’ll go to Martin’s grave and have him marry us. So Cleo, would you be my wife until the heat death of the universe?”
Cleo knew without a doubt and without a thought what her answer was “if you’ll let me” then the tears came again, but not of sorrows and grief of the fears that she might lose her, but the knowledge that Pearl was with her for all of eternity and how sweet that could ever be. The most perfect person, her darling, her puppy, her everything.
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After the end of v!smp we follow Pearl and Cleo as they slowly rebuild Oakhurst and heal their trauma together.
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Ouch, Fuck, Why does my stomach hurt???? by Eye_Dunn0
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
19 Jun 2022
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Grian and Scar have just discovered that they're soulmates. And for the entirety of Double Life, soulmates can feel each other's pain.
So when Scar wakes up in the middle of the night and immediately starts crying from a pain in his stomach, his first instinct is to think that Grian got fucking stabbed.
Thankfully, Grian does not appear to be stabbed.
He is however, curled up in a little ball with his wings wrapped around him.
What the fuck is happening????
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24 Dec 2025
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Works like acetaminophen for no explainable reason, but it did help a lot with period cramps. Also TRANS MASC Grian, just like me fr fr. The author is a literal goddess with unexplainable magical abilities but damn am I here for it because it helps.
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Midnight Strangers by Mitos (SeriouslyCalamitous)
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP
30 Dec 2025
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The man hovering over him leaned back, releasing Grian completely. Cold night air rushed in to fill the void.
“I guess it’s out in the open now,” the stranger hummed. “Shame. I wanted to avoid this.”
With the additional glow occupying the space between them, Grian was finally able to catch features that were lost in the prior darkness. His curiosity outweighed all else, and he drank them in greedily. As soon as he saw who sat across from him, alarms blared in his mind.
This man wasn’t a civilian, wasn’t even a hero.
“Hello, Doctor,” the villain mused. “You were quite the help today.”
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Grian is a vet. After a chance encounter in the dead of night, during which he accidentally saves a villain from the brink of death, he suddenly finds himself entangled in a world beyond anything he could've ever imagined.
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26 Sep 2025
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The one that started it all
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Hear My Voice by Mitos (SeriouslyCalamitous)
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP
14 Jun 2025
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Grian slept fitfully. His dreams were odd, starting off normal and slowly deteriorating. He found himself on a beach with a map in his hands. That much was normal, routine. What was strange was the level of alarm that filtered through him once his consciousness realized Scar was not at his side.
And then, there was the song.
Faintly, Grian heard someone singing. It was a haunting sound, slow and looping. There were words, but the language in which they were spoken was garbled, lost in the melody. For some reason, he felt as though it wasn’t meant for his ears. He felt like it had picked someone else.
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Grian and Scar are sailors who delight in the adventure of exploring uncharted territory. Unbeknownst to them, they are not alone in the water.
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26 Sep 2025
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God I love sirens even as they almost murder my favorite sillys
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Change with the Tides by Mitos (SeriouslyCalamitous)
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
05 Mar 2025
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Grian presumed his soul was actively leaving his body – providing him with just another last minute delusion to take him into the next life - until he heard music.
His tired delusions were a lot of things, but they were never music.
Grian blinked, once, twice, then a third time. Still, the shape on the horizon didn’t fade. The light didn’t fade. The music didn’t fade. This wasn’t the blurry shadow of what may or may not be a rock, or the light of the moon against a wave imitating a town. This was a genuine miracle. This was his relief.
It was a ship!
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After being cursed by a witch, Grian finds himself stuck in the form of a parrot with no way to change back, and only a conveniently handsome pirate captain to rely on until he reaches land.
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Be the Death of Me by Mitos (SeriouslyCalamitous)
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
17 Dec 2024
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The insurmountable sound of the roof caving in, the support beams failing, and the marble decorations shattering around him seemed to stop all at once. There was nothing but silence. Cold, abrupt, threatening silence.
As quickly as it had begun, the disaster simply ceased.
“Woah,” an unknown voice chimed, echoing through the rubble. A man smiled down at him, his expression bordering somewhere between surprised and amused. “You’ve caused quite a bit of chaos here, haven’t you?”
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After accidentally wreaking havoc inside a temple in the woods, Grian finds himself indebted to a god he doesn't know, as well as a strange man who calls himself the temple's priest.
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- Part 1 of Until the End
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This really was the death of me I NEED the ranchers sequel