AgentMalkere
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There is a certain joy to being able to say, “Not my circus, not my monkeys,” and then sitting back and admiring the explosions while munching popcorn. This is how Chase feels about the Z-Team.
Right up until the point where Robert gets hired at SDN.
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- Part 2 of Reliving in Interesting Times
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The reasonable thing to do when you get flung three years into the past would be to sit down and think things through - make a plan.
Fuck that noise - the Z-Team doesn't make plans. They have one (1) future dispatcher and current
disasterhero to find and bully into taking care of himself and one (1) statistics-obsessed, jackass supervillain to murder and leave in a convenient ditch. Easy, straight forward - no problem.Robert would really appreciate it if someone would explain to him what the hell is going on.
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- Part 1 of Reliving in Interesting Times
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The Importance of Side Projects by AgentMalkere
Fandoms: Final Fantasy VII Remake and Rebirth (Video Games 2020-2024), Compilation of Final Fantasy VII
26 Oct 2025
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Even the most dedicated and focused of scientists have side projects. Infusing a tonberry with mako, however, was not one of Hojo's better ideas.
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Emerald catches a glimpse of something she desperately wants and doesn’t have.
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Bad Beat: slang. "a subjective term for a [poker] hand in which a player with what appear to be strong cards nevertheless loses"
Roman Torchwick isn't interested in being someone else's flunky. Unfortunately, Cinder is playing with a stacked deck.
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In just one universe, Ultear called out to her mother instead of turning away and the fate of Fairy Tail and the world was irrevocably altered. These are glimpses of a world where a single word made all the difference.
In other words, welcome to the Butterfly Effect - Fairy Tail style.
(Eventual Gajevy, Cobkina, Bixanna, and others.)
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Being true to who you really are is always a challenge.
(Welcome to the Dynamicverse, where being a dom, sub, or switch is a matter of brain chemistry.)
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The Phoenix Corps by AgentMalkere
Fandom DC Animated Universe, DCU (Animated), Justice League & Justice League Unlimited (Cartoons), Justice League - All Media Types, Teen Titans (Animated Series)
18 Jul 2017
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After the Justice Lords finally fall the world does not instantly go back to the way it was. The heroes who survived the Lords' reign slowly emerge from the woodwork to help put the world to right again.
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Time is a social construct by Sarcastic_Writer
Fandoms: The Mandalorian (TV), Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars Legends - All Media Types
23 Feb 2023
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Din is trying his best, ok? But between trying to find a teacher for his magic kid and learning there were other Mandalorians who follow a different creed, Din is very confused and lost. So when he ends up on a plant that his HUD says is Manda’yaim and encounters two teens on the run from a group of dar’mandas called Death Watch, Din figures he may as well help them. He never meant to adopt them. Or become Mand’alor.
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- Part 1 of Din time travel AU
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- English
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- 49,812
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- 25/25
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Bookmarked by AgentMalkere
23 Mar 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
In which Din and Grogu get yeeted into the past, and Din accidentally adopts three more kids, because that’s just his life these days.
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In which Z-Team (and the SDN office in general) notices that the new dispatcher looks like someone took him apart with a box cutter and put him back together at some point. They have follow-up questions. AKA: Robert’s scars get the team talking about the high cost of being a hero and what it means to be one.
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- Part 7 of Dispatching, Depression, & Donuts
Bookmarked by AgentMalkere
21 Mar 2026
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In which there are stares, speculation, and a conversation.
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Robert talks about his dad and quietly admits something he's been thinking about for a long time.
Bookmarked by AgentMalkere
21 Mar 2026
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In which Robert puts some thoughts in order.
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What Happens in Vegas does NOT Stay in Vegas by TimeLord2000
Fandoms: Halo (Video Games) & Related Fandoms
11 Feb 2022
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Following the disastrous adventure on Argo Station, the UNSC Infinity stops in the Vegas Quadrant, a tourist trap in human space, with the expectation that in a more lawful setting, the crew members won't make as much trouble.
...poor, poor naive Lasky.
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Bookmarked by AgentMalkere
20 Mar 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
In which John is bullied into going to a casino. This was a terrible idea (even if John and Weapon are the only ones who actually behaved).
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The infinity's in desperate need of shore leave.
Unfortunately, when you get a bunch of repressed supersoldiers, mad scientists, and throw them into it after almost two years of nonstop high-stress situations, the result is a bit... explosive.
This is how the whole UNSC Infinity got Banned From Argo.
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Bookmarked by AgentMalkere
20 Mar 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
In which there is shore leave… and the mother of all noodle incidents.