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    Despite the yelling, the flashing lights and clicks of shutter buttons, the ever-mounting noise, Lounds’ voice cut through like the ring of a bell, sharp and high. “Mr. Graham,” she shouted, “didn’t they find you at Stammets’ table?”

    Jack Crawford repeated, “No further questions!” at the top of his lungs like a mantra. The way a child would, in combination with ears covered and eyes screwed shut, to block out an unpleasant sound.

    “Did you eat them!” Lounds yelled over the din. “Did you eat the mushrooms!”

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    In which Will Graham survives an abduction by a serial killer, only to find that somehow he's garnered the interest of at least one more.

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    In what seemed to be a quiet town outside London in 1815, Count Hannibal Lecter becomes involved in the mysterious murder of his Uncle, Lord Robert Lecter. Wanting answers, he starts his own investigation with the help from Innkeeper Will Graham, who is somewhat mysterious himself. As questions are answered and secrets are revealed, will they discover the truth while also recognising a deep connection forming between each other?

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    Come one come all to the new and in NO WAY IMPROVED Feast is Life studios. Let DB Mars caress your earholes with her dulcet voice and read to you what will certainly solidify her place in Hannigram fanfiction history... the podfic of a Jones BBQ and Foot Masage AU.

    (Sorry about the varying audio quality! I am recording in a tiny storage room in the basement, but it has no door. So sometimes, if the HVAC turns on, you can hear it even though I nailed up like 4 old quilts over the doorframe. I'm sitting in an old rocking chair with my microphone literally duct taped to the arm of the chair and the cats come and go as they please.)

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    Plagued by nightmares, Will flips on the TV to a weird antenna public access channel, just to have something to help him fall asleep. In the twilight between unconsciousness and waking, he sees a strange commercial that must have been a dream. The next morning, determined to investigate, he discovers a strip mall that, unbeknownst to him, is owned by Hannibal Lecter and features businesses such as Stammets Mushroom Boutique and Queen Bee Acupuncture. But the strangest establishment by far is owned by Mr. Jones -- a restaurant flanked by dancing mascots called Jones Good Ass Barbecue, where each customer gets a foot massage from Georgia with any purchase.

    But Hannibal recognizes Will from Tattlecrime.com. Is our intrepid profiler in danger? Or only in danger of getting the best foot massage of his life?

    The OG fic that lit the FAD server fire for the AUgust challenge and the nichest of the niche Commercial/Infomercial or Public Access TV AU!

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    Will regrets, the moment he takes a step off the bluff, he is filled with remorse. He see's the ocean swell and thrash against the cliff; a wordless promise that the depths will be their tomb.

    His last penitence in life is this free fall into the abyss. It’s not the first of his though; he’s accumulated so many over the years. When did his first edge of remorse appear?

    Turning Hannibal away at Wolf Trap. Was that the start…

    This is Will's point of view from the work When The Teacup Shatters Not by Madslilteacup

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    Abigail has escaped her father, for now. She's on the run from him and his men, and she might find unlikely allies in a couple of people under a strange curse.

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    Supervisory Special Agent Jack Crawford took in 26-year-old Dale Cooper as his trainee in hopes of cultivating someone smart enough and strong enough to catch the Ripper.
    He would simply have to be more careful with this one than he had been with Miriam Lass.
    When he asked Will Graham to consult alongside them as 8 girls went missing in Minnesota, it was a blessing in disguise when their equal-but-opposite sort of eccentricities seemed to assist in supporting one another.

    Because heaven forbid either of them start breaking.

    Of comradery in oddity, convoluted parenthood, madness, and psychic visions.

    Rest in Peace, David Lynch.
    (Summary edited as of 12/22/2024)

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    He settled on the couch once more, close enough that his socked toes brushed against Will’s heel. “You’ve had quite a few gifts already today. I can only hope mine will compare.”
    “I wouldn’t worry about that,” Will said, extending his hand and plucking his gift from Hannibal’s fingers.
    “Those seem to be thoughtful gifts. Personal messages.”
    “Is that what makes a gift thoughtful?” Will wondered aloud. He took another sip of his wine, enjoying its tartness, its effervescence. “Those don’t fit the bill, then.”
    “No?”
    “You ever give someone a gift because it’s something you want them to have, regardless of their interest in the gift in question? It’s like that. Given for the giver’s gratification, rather than the receiver’s.”
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    Will Graham isn't one for exchanging gifts over the holidays. But maybe he has something he wants to give, this year--and maybe he has something he wants to receive.

    A non-canon Consequence of Consumption Holiday Shortie, set vaguely before Will goes to Minnesota.

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    When Will Graham wakes up in the morning, the first person he thinks about is his Italian Renaissance professor, Dr. Hannibal Lecter.

    When Dr. Lecter considers his daily schedule, knowing that he'll see Will in the lecture hall as he regales his students with the secrets of Dante and Sappho is what excites him the most.

    Will knows that Dr. Lecter is the only person in his life who understands his secret power -- to empathize with killers, even in the case of his friend Roland Umber's murder by Matthew Brown and his fraternity brothers during a hazing ritual.

    And Hannibal knows that he's found his Patroclus.

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    For a beat, Matthew let Will wallow in his uncertainty. Then he took the dish from Will’s lap and let it clatter on the table beside his own. “I’ve been trying to pin you down for a bit, you know.”
    Will’s lashes lowered, his lips parted. “I know.”
    Matthew reached for him again, this time to curl his fingers over Will’s shoulder. A flash behind his eyelids as he blinked, of Dr. Lecter’s hand in the same place. But Will had looked pale and distant then. Now, he looked…
    God. How he looked. Wide-eyed and breathless, cheeks a little flushed, hands twitching nervously in his lap.
    Matthew’s palm slid over Will’s shirt collar to press a path up the side of his neck. “You gonna let me pin you down tonight?”

    --
    Matthew Brown has been waiting for this moment since the day he met Will Graham and recognized him as one of his kind. A hawk. A predator.
    He wants Will, and he’s going to have him. Finally.
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    Will wants this, too. Kind of. He and Hannibal aren’t exactly on speaking terms right now, so… maybe it’s more that he’ll take what comfort he can get, even if he’s already regretting it.
    A canon-compliant Consequence of Consumption Timestamp.

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    Le Docteur Lecter est un membre estimé de la haute société de Baltimore. Ses fêtes concentrent le gratin de l'élite locale et ses convives se régalent systématiquement de ses créations. On chuchote dans la population que les plus fidèles invités semblent même peiner à se passer de sa cuisine.

    Alors que le bon docteur conquiert comme à son habitude son petit monde, un jeune profileur du FBI débarque dans sa vie bien rangée. Jack Crawford, le directeur du BAU, confie presque de force l'énigmatique Will Graham à ses bons soins. Peu à peu, ce dernier bouleverse les routines du docteur alors que les 2 hommes se rapprochent.

    Que se passe-t-il entre eux une fois la porte de son cabinet refermée ?
    Et comment graviter autour du psychiatre peut changer son patient si vite ?

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    'Dr. Lecter, what the hell are you always writing in that notebook of yours with a little smirk on your face?'

    'I like to put down my thoughts on a day's events in poetry, whenever I am able, dear Will.'

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    Will Graham is grudgingly brought out for a ritual night of partying by Beverly Katz. At the club he meets Hannibal Lecter, a handsome and charismatic psychiatrist who takes a deep interest in him. What he intended to be a one-night stand is complicated when he sees Hannibal again in the office of Jack Crawford, having been brought on to help with the Minnesota Shrike case.

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    Will lost his father recently, he brings a letter to Jack Crawford who works at Chef Lecter's. Will gets a job but can he keep it?

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    “I can’t have anyone near," Will said, "You’ll screw with my methods.”

    “Remind me,” Crawford narrowed his eyes, “just how that works again?”

    “Fuck you, that’s how it works,” Will responded flatly; when Crawford opened his mouth with a frown Will leapt in, “don’t start you son of a bitch. You brought me here, you asked me to help. I’m helping. But don’t expect special fucking treatment, understand?”

    It was easy to be nasty. Will knew nasty. Nasty was familiar, nasty was an old friend. Just like Crawford, only nasty was easier to deal with. Finally Jack cracked, smiling once more. He opened the door and was half way out before he turned back.

    “You haven’t changed a bit, have you,” he said.

    “Not an iota."
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    Because being feared by his peers, despised by his colleagues, hated by the public, and having a healthy mutual dislike for other witches was just a normal day for Will Graham. Being pulled back into the Chesapeake Ripper cold case by Jack Crawford was just sauce on the sundae. And finding out Hannibal Lecter was his new psychiatrist was just the goddamn cherry on top.

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    The Baltimore Ballet Company is one of the most renowned companies of the country. At the gala celebrating the start of the fall season, company patron Hannibal Lecter meets an up-and-coming, troubled dancer.

     

    "As the Lacrimosa escalates, Will closes his eyes, his arms and legs starting to sketch the choreography. The packed room inside disappears, as do the lights in front of him - everything is dark, everything is beautiful, everything is fine."

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    Will Graham is a sailor on the Dark Opal under Captain Crawford, the ocean's most fearsome pirate hunter. But the Dark Opal is overrun by the Ravenstag's Cannibal Crew, lead by their notorious Captain Lecter. Before slaughtering everyone on board, Captain Lecter offers a small mercy -- he'll let the remains of the Dark Opal's crew go free in exchange for Will Graham as his prisoner.

    Will assumes he's going to be eaten by the Cannibal Crew, but Captain Lecter has other plans for him. He's seen Will's potential and wants to aid his Becoming.

    A swashbuckling high-seas adventure becomes a descent into beautiful madness and the undeniable truth that monsters can find true love.

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    "My horse is hitched to a post closer to Asperger's and autistics than narcissists and sociopaths, but that's not what you want to know. You want to know how I faked my genetic profile."

    Jack straightens. "The Bureau doesn't discriminate along species lines--"

    "Unless, of course, you lie on your application or tamper with the genetic screening your employment is conditional upon," Will counters, upper lip curling in disdain. He's not devout, content to be ignored by Others and gods alike, and though he acknowledges the usefulness of the Compact, he considers the monthly tithe too high a price for the boons they receive in return. He's still going to argue this point with anyone who'll listen, because as little as he likes Others, he appreciates hypocrisy even less.

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    Hannibal was expecting Randall Tier to come to him when he ended up killing someone, but he finds his patient has dealt with his problems without him. He suspects there is someone else involved, and knows it's true when Randall brings him a message without knowing it.
    Who is interfering in the life of Hannibal's patient, and why?

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    I have honestly no clue where I'm going with this im just projecting my religious trauma and seeing where it ends up

    Will graham is the devil now apparently cause I said so and things will change... often

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