Nonplussed's podfics
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In another life, Meng Yao thinks, there would be a sword in that right hand and a Lan ribbon on that forehead.
The one where Lan Huan and Meng Yao grow up together in a brothel.
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A podfic of Generous, by quigonejinn
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- Part 1 of Nonplussed's podfics
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[Podfic] watching paint dry by nonplussed podfics (nonplussed)
Fandoms: 山河令 | Word of Honor (TV 2021) RPF
31 Dec 2021
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Bent over to apply tiny brushstrokes of polish, Gong Jun sticks his tongue out of the corner of his mouth in concentration, and Zhehan cannot help staring at the wet pink of his husband’s mouth.
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- Part 3 of LLD happy endings bingo
- Part 2 of Nonplussed's podfics
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[Podfic] Tequila Foam and Ball Gags, or: In Which Wei Ying Has A Very Normal One by nonplussed podfics (nonplussed) for PorcupineGirl
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
19 Jun 2022
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Whatever Lan Zhan says, Wei Ying does not hate that his boyfriend has a way to sext him while he's at work that will only be incriminating for one minute.
He does not hate it right up until he deeply, deeply regrets it.
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- Part 3 of Nonplussed's podfics
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[Podfic] The Late Little Lotus by nonplussed podfics (nonplussed)
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
20 Aug 2022
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Wei Ying is ten and there is going to be a new Young Master of Lotus Pier.
Wei Ying is very excited. He's always wanted to be a big brother.
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- Part 4 of Nonplussed's podfics
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[Podfic] Blindside by nonplussed podfics (nonplussed)
Fandoms: KinnPorsche: The Series (TV)
15 Jan 2023
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While Vegas is still in a coma, Korn summons Macau to have a talk with him. Macau's pretty sure everything's about to go to shit.
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- Part 5 of Nonplussed's podfics
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[Podfic] my love is building by nonplussed podfics (nonplussed)
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
11 Sep 2023
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This is Lan Xichen utterly in awe of the man he loves.
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Fic written by Etienne Telling
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- Part 6 of Nonplussed's podfics
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[Podfic] my apple tree, my brightness by nonplussed podfics (nonplussed) for trickybonmot
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
31 Dec 2023
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Wangji knows that what he is doing is not good for him, that to relive his errors over and over again is not the intended use of his time during seclusion. But he wants to know — he needs to know — if he could have changed the course of events, if he could have saved Wei Ying, somehow.
:simulation initiating:
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Fic written by trickybonmot
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- Part 7 of Nonplussed's podfics
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[Podfic] From the Cold Springs to the Mountain by nonplussed podfics (nonplussed) for villainousfriend (katzenfabrik)
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
31 Dec 2023
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Lan Yi had a long time to think, while she was trapped in Cold Pond Cave suppressing the Yin Iron: about her relationship with her clan and her sect, about power, and about her lost lover, Baoshan Sanren.
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Fic written by villainousfriend
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- Part 8 of Nonplussed's podfics
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[Podfic] an accidentally simultaneously married 3zun threadfic by nonplussed podfics (nonplussed) for Rionaa
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
07 May 2024
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threadfic: what if this but make it #3zun. past #nieyao + #xiyao, present #nielan, but both lxc and nmj are already married to jgy and therefore can't marry each other
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Podfic of a 3zun threadfic by Rionaa
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- Part 9 of Nonplussed's podfics
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[Podfic] The More You Learn by nonplussed podfics (nonplussed)
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
26 May 2024
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"Explain your human," Luo Binghe snapped.
Podfic of The More You Learn by Neery.
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- Part 10 of Nonplussed's podfics
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[Podfic] A Trap by nonplussed podfics (nonplussed) for Sunbeamkeys
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
11 Jul 2024
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Podfic of A Trap, by Ghosthouses
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- Part 11 of Nonplussed's podfics
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[Podfic] out of time by nonplussed podfics (nonplussed)
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
05 Aug 2024
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Shen Qingqiu had thought he was doing a reasonable job at keeping the plot on track. All he had to do was condemn Luo Binghe's demonic heritage at the Endless Abyss scene, so the tyrannical System wouldn't kill him. Simple. Right? That was, until Luo Binghe decided to confess the truth far before the Immortal Alliance Conference.
Of course Shen Qingqiu knew that Luo Binghe was half demon, it was PIDW’s selling point and literally written on the cover art. Everyone knew that. But Luo Binghe wasn’t meant to tell him!
Podfic of out of time by ghostybreads.
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- Part 12 of Nonplussed's podfics
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[Podfic] gold like honey by nonplussed podfics (nonplussed) for undistortedworld
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon)
14 Aug 2024
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How often had he found Jin Guangyao tending to requests well past day's end, refusing to return to his quarters until everyone was satisfied? His own comfort always took last priority.
What kind of friend would Lan Xichen be if he didn't do his best to help?
Podfic of gold like honey by CaffeineAddict94.
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- Part 13 of Nonplussed's podfics
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[Podfic] Starglow by nonplussed podfics (nonplussed)
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
15 Nov 2024
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Lan Zhan unlocked his phone, digging to a nested app folder he kept just buried enough so a-Yuan didn’t have to find out about it if he didn’t want to, and opened grindr. (Just because he wasn’t looking for a relationship didn’t mean he didn’t have needs.)
Threadfic modern AU where wangxian meet again 13 years after wwx moved away from their hometown in a flurry of scandal because they accidentally match on grindr.
Podfic of Starglow by carriecmoney.
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- Part 14 of Nonplussed's podfics
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[Podfic] Oil and Water by nonplussed podfics (nonplussed) for sunkitten_shash
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
09 Dec 2024
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It had begun with sharp words on that battlefield and crept into a terrible intimacy. They had fought, and they had argued, until Lan Zhan’s face had stepped too close and Wei Wuxian had felt the press of lips against his.
It had begun as it would end, and now, spread across the bed of the man that would be his lover but never his friend, Wei Wuxian could only moan.
Podfic of Oil and Water by Gotcocomilk.
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- Part 15 of Nonplussed's podfics
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[Podfic] Familiar by nonplussed podfics (nonplussed) for sunkitten_shash
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
12 Dec 2024
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"Do we need to come up with rules?" Jin Ling asks.
"What, like a point system? A bunch of categories for touches based on difficulty? A—"
"No," Jin Ling starts, raising his voice to interrupt Jingyi, "I meant, are there rewards or punishments if he guesses right or wrong? Or if we fuck up?"
"Let's just see how this goes," Sizhui says. "We can adjust later if we want. Alright with you, Zizhen?"
"Uh-huh." Zizhen is just thinking about touching, in general.
(the other juniors blindfold Zizhen and he has to guess who is touching him)
Podfic of Familiar by ghosthouses.
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- Part 16 of Nonplussed's podfics
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[Podfic] a rose by any other name by nonplussed podfics (nonplussed) for daisydiversions, ImpureLily
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
19 Feb 2025
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In the best of circumstances, Shang Qinghua wouldn’t have to be cursing all the choices that Luo Binghe makes, except Luo Binghe’s every move as the venerated ruler of the realm is so carefully observed and emulated by all the other demons.
Luo Binghe takes a male consort? The demons watch and learn.
Luo Binghe’s consort is a human cultivator? The demons are taking notes.
Luo Binghe’s human consort is a Cang Qiong Peak Lord? The demons are frantically making checklists that would determine one’s suitability to be a consort, and guess who ticks all the boxes.
(Or, the one where Shang Qinghua suddenly becomes Prime Demon Marriage Material™.)
Podfic of a rose by any other name by sarahyyy.
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- Part 17 of Nonplussed's podfics
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[Podfic] Putting the 'Hit' in 'Hit On' by nonplussed podfics (nonplussed)
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
22 Mar 2025
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In which Luo Binghe unknowingly engages in demonic flirtation with Liu Qingge via punches, and everyone knows about it and is cool with it.
Luo Binghe just wishes someone had told him.
Podfic of Putting the 'Hit' in 'Hit On' by Prudabaga
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- Part 18 of Nonplussed's podfics
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[Podfic] past patiently waiting by nonplussed podfics (nonplussed)
Fandoms: SK8 the Infinity (Anime)
06 Apr 2025
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"This is still about last night, isn't it?"
Kaoru keeps his gaze studiously on the notebook. "I had no chance."
Kojiro huffs. "Of course you didn't," he says. "You went up against Snow. Barely anyone's got a chance against INFINITY's founder, not even Reki, usually, and they've been skating forever."
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In which everyone's ages are flipped around but Kaoru is still a gay disaster and Kojiro is still the hopeless fool pining for him.Podfic of past patiently waiting by Slumber.
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- Part 19 of Nonplussed's podfics
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[Podfic] airplane view of the self by nonplussed podfics (nonplussed)
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
11 Jul 2025
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Airplane Shooting Towards The Sky gets a do-over.
Aha, that first go was pretty traumatic, but surely everything will be much easier this time! Surely the System won't mess it up for him! Right? Right?
Podfic of airplane view of the self by Nonymos.
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- Part 20 of Nonplussed's podfics