Bats Stole the League Brain Cells

Series Metadata

Listing Series

• Bouncing Baby Bat, or so the Justice League is led to believe... by EmpressGeek

  Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman Beyond, Justice League: The Flashpoint Paradox, Justice League - All Media Types  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Gen
  • Complete Work

  13 Dec 2023

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Tim Drake & Dick Grayson & Jason Todd & Bruce Wayne & Damian Wayne
  • Batfamily Members & Bruce Wayne
  • Justice League & Bruce Wayne
  • Dick Grayson & Justice League
  • Bruce Wayne
  • Dick Grayson
  • Clark Kent
  • Hal Jordan (Green Lantern)
  • Diana (Wonder Woman)
  • Barry Allen
  • Arthur Curry (DCU)
  • Alfred Pennyworth
  • Jason Todd
  • Damian Wayne
  • Tim Drake
  • Cassandra Cain
  • Stephanie Brown
  • Duke Thomas
  • Terry McGinnis
  • Matt McGinnis
  • Thomas Wayne
  • Athanasia al Ghul
  • Barbara Gordon
  • Luke Fox
  • Other people - Character
  • Harper Row
  • Cullen Row
  • Batfamily (DCU)
  • Batfamily Shenanigans (DCU)
  • Domestic Batfamily (DCU)
  • Caring Batfamily (DCU)
  • Attempt at Humor
  • Fluff and Humor
  • Some feels
  • on the league's side
  • Rated teen due to mentions of misarrange and language
  • Hijinks & Shenanigans
  • Pranks and Practical Jokes
  • Tumblr Prompt
  • One Big Happy Family
  • Bruce Wayne is a Little Shit
  • Batfamily Meets the Justice League (DCU)
  • The justice league is stupid
  • and bruce is the one who has the only brain cell
  • Good Parent Bruce Wayne
  • Clark Kent is a Cinnamon Roll (why is this not a common tag?)
  • Terry Mcginnis is BlackBat
  • Cassandra Cain is Orphan
  • Batfamily uses bird calls
  • I'm nor sure if this counts
  • Misunderstandings
  • Enjoy i tried to make you laugh
  • Thomas Wayne is retired
  • Implied Mpreg
  • Crack Treated Seriously
  • Cryptid Batfamily (DCU)
  • Sort Of
  • Chatting & Messaging

  Summary

  " “You know, considering how easy it was to get the League to believe that B had carried and had babies, how likely is it that we can get them to believe that he’s pregnant.”

  By the mischievous looks that surrounded the table, Bruce knew that there was no stopping his mighty and stubborn army. And if you couldn’t beat them… "

  ----
  or how to scar and prank your co-workers so hard that they question their own reality and state of mind

  Series

  • Part 1 of Bats Stole the League Brain Cells

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  18,780

  Chapters:

  3/3

  Comments:

  719

  Kudos:

  14,447

  Bookmarks:

  2,560

  Hits:

  184,987

• Well...Time for Act Two... by EmpressGeek

  Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Gen
  • Complete Work

  08 Jan 2024

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Dick Grayson & Bruce Wayne
  • Dick Grayson & Jason Todd
  • Dick Grayson & Justice League
  • Background Dick Grayson/Koriand'r
  • Dick Grayson
  • Bruce Wayne
  • Clark Kent
  • Barry Allen
  • Jason Todd
  • Batfamily Members
  • Justice League (DCU)
  • Mar'i Grayson
  • Attempt at Humor
  • Pranks and Practical Jokes
  • Hijinks & Shenanigans
  • Cryptid Batfamily (DCU)
  • Batfamily Dynamics (DCU)
  • Domestic Batfamily (DCU)
  • Implied Mpreg
  • Baby Mar'i Grayson
  • here they go again
  • written due to popular demand
  • Two Shot
  • Dick fools the league into thinking he's pregnant
  • then proceeds to make them go through the most dramatic/traumatic fake birth event ever
  • That's it that's the plot
  • How Do I Tag
  • I wrote this while taking a final that would determine whether I graduate high-school or not

  Summary

  Dick had been venting to Bruce about his worries about becoming a dad....Flash had been eavesdropping on the conversation and misunderstood wildly.

  ----

  Or...here they go again.

  Series

  • Part 2 of Bats Stole the League Brain Cells

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  6,308

  Chapters:

  2/2

  Comments:

  339

  Kudos:

  8,210

  Bookmarks:

  583

  Hits:

  65,724

• A Steward's Bedtime Story by EmpressGeek

  Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Gen
  • Complete Work

  07 Mar 2024

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Alfred Pennyworth & Thomas Wayne
  • Alfred Pennyworth
  • Thomas Wayne
  • Damian Wayne
  • Barry Allen
  • Clark Kent
  • Hal Jordan (Green Lantern)
  • Flashbacks
  • Pranks and Practical Jokes
  • Alfred Pennyworth is the Best
  • Good Grandparent Alfred Pennyworth
  • Protective Alfred Pennyworth
  • Story within a Story
  • how batman was born in this messed up reality that JL believe that the batfam is a bunch of demons
  • Fluff and Humor
  • Blood and Gore
  • Implied Mpreg
  • fake childbirth

  Summary

  The story of Batman’s rebirth, as told by the butler and witnessed by three horrified JL members

  Series

  • Part 3 of Bats Stole the League Brain Cells

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  2,961

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  178

  Kudos:

  4,650

  Bookmarks:

  257

  Hits:

  31,586

• [PODFIC] Bouncing Baby Bat, or so the Justice League is led to believe... by EmpressGeek, Hex_I_Guex for EmpressGeek

  Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman Beyond, Justice League: The Flashpoint Paradox, Justice League - All Media Types  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Gen
  • Work in Progress

  17 Oct 2024

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Tim Drake & Dick Grayson & Jason Todd & Bruce Wayne & Damian Wayne
  • Batfamily Members & Bruce Wayne
  • Justice League & Bruce Wayne
  • Dick Grayson & Justice League
  • Bruce Wayne
  • Dick Grayson
  • Clark Kent
  • Hal Jordan (Green Lantern)
  • Diana (Wonder Woman)
  • Barry Allen
  • Arthur Curry (DCU)
  • Alfred Pennyworth
  • Jason Todd
  • Damian Wayne
  • Tim Drake
  • Cassandra Cain
  • Hugo Strange
  • Stephanie Brown
  • Duke Thomas
  • Terry McGinnis
  • Matt McGinnis
  • Thomas Wayne
  • Athanasia al Ghul
  • Barbara Gordon
  • Luke Fox
  • Other people - Character
  • Harper Row
  • Cullen Row
  • Batfamily (DCU)
  • Batfamily Shenanigans (DCU)
  • Domestic Batfamily (DCU)
  • Caring Batfamily (DCU)
  • Attempt at Humor
  • Fluff and Humor
  • Some feels
  • on the league's side
  • Chatting & Messaging
  • Sort Of
  • Cryptid Batfamily (DCU)
  • Crack Treated Seriously
  • Implied Mpreg
  • Thomas Wayne is retired
  • Enjoy i tried to make you laugh
  • Misunderstandings
  • I'm nor sure if this counts
  • Batfamily uses bird calls
  • Cassandra Cain is Orphan
  • Terry Mcginnis is BlackBat
  • Clark Kent is a Cinnamon Roll (why is this not a common tag?)
  • Good Parent Bruce Wayne
  • and bruce is the one who has the only brain cell
  • The justice league is stupid
  • Batfamily Meets the Justice League (DCU)
  • Bruce Wayne is a Little Shit
  • One Big Happy Family
  • Tumblr Prompt
  • Pranks and Practical Jokes
  • Hijinks & Shenanigans
  • Rated teen due to mentions of misarrange and language
  • Podfic
  • Podfic & Podficced Works
  • Podfic Length: 45-60 Minutes

  Summary

  Original Summary:
  "“You know, considering how easy it was to get the League to believe that B had carried and had babies, how likely is it that we can get them to believe that he’s pregnant.”

  By the mischievous looks that surrounded the table, Bruce knew that there was no stopping his mighty and stubborn army. And if you couldn’t beat them… "

  ----
  or how to scar and prank your co-workers so hard that they question their own reality and state of mind

  Series

  • Part 1 of Podfics of: Bats Stole the League Brain Cells
  • Part 4 of Bats Stole the League Brain Cells

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  93

  Chapters:

  2/3

  Comments:

  27

  Kudos:

  348

  Bookmarks:

  31

  Hits:

  20,086