wifeses-verse

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• the day ruby and cinder became wifeses by Zeroan

  Fandoms: RWBY  

  • General Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • F/F
  • Complete Work

  05 Feb 2021

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Cinder Fall/Ruby Rose
  • Cinder Fall/Pyrrha Nikos
  • Cinder Fall/Pyrrha Nikos/Ruby Rose
  • Blake Belladonna/Weiss Schnee
  • Ruby Rose (RWBY)
  • Cinder Fall
  • Pyrrha Nikos
  • Yang Xiao Long
  • Weiss Schnee
  • Blake Belladonna
  • birthday shitpost
  • truly a deep dive into my psyche
  • I am sorry but also I absolutely am not
  • Read at Your Own Risk
  • there are no mistakes everything is intentional
  • Fluff
  • Romance
  • True Love
  • Hero-Villain Smooches
  • Polyamory
  • Wifeses
  • Marriage
  • Wedding
  • villain always do hot thing
  • that's what makes it hot
  • marrying your killer from another universe
  • that's also hot
  • god i wish that were me

  Summary

  The perfect fic. A birthday gift from myself to myself. Read at your own discretion, nothing else will be the same after this.

  Series

  • Part 1 of wifeses-verse

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  416

  Chapters:

  3/3

  Collections:

  1

  Comments:

  18

  Kudos:

  42

  Bookmarks:

  1

  Hits:

  983

• the day ruby and cinder became divorceses by Zeroan

  Fandoms: RWBY  

  • General Audiences
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • F/F
  • Complete Work

  28 Mar 2021

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Cinder Fall/Ruby Rose
  • Cinder Fall/Pyrrha Nikos
  • Pyrrha Nikos/Ruby Rose
  • Cinder Fall/Pyrrha Nikos/Ruby Rose
  • Blake Belladonna/Weiss Schnee
  • Ruby Rose (RWBY)
  • Cinder Fall
  • Pyrrha Nikos
  • Yang Xiao Long
  • Velvet Scarlatina
  • Weiss Schnee
  • Blake Belladonna
  • return of the shitpost
  • an even deeper dive into my psyche
  • Read at Your Own Risk
  • once again all mistakes are intentional
  • Fluff
  • Romance
  • True Love
  • Hero-Villain Smooches
  • Polyamory
  • Betrayal!
  • but only because betrayal is hot
  • and villain always do hot thing
  • that's what makes it hot
  • Velvet doesn't represent any real life person
  • she certainly doesn't represent me haha!
  • I swear I'm not a sociopath

  Summary

  Ruby and Cinder and Pyrrha's bonds of wifeses-love are tested when... read to find out!

  (it's not my birthday anymore but I'm posting this anyway)

  Series

  • Part 2 of wifeses-verse

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  2,637

  Chapters:

  5/5

  Comments:

  16

  Kudos:

  24

  Bookmarks:

  2

  Hits:

  890

• the day weiss and blake tossed jacques out of a window: a very wifeses side-story by Zeroan

  Fandoms: RWBY  

  • Mature
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • F/F
  • Complete Work

  15 Oct 2021

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Blake Belladonna/Weiss Schnee
  • Weiss Schnee
  • Blake Belladonna
  • Adam Taurus
  • Sun Wukong (RWBY)
  • Jacques Schnee
  • Velvet Scarlatina
  • a shitpost never dies
  • Read at Your Own Risk
  • Fluff
  • Romance
  • True Love
  • Spooky
  • Very Very Spooky
  • you're gonna shake in your boots
  • Side Story
  • Prequel
  • Side-Prequel lmao
  • lewdness inside
  • absolute filth
  • there are no mistakes except those that are intentional
  • I wrote this in under an hour

  Summary

  Have you ever wondered how Weiss and Blake became wifeses? Read to find out.

  Warning: depictions of extremely LEWD and SPOOKY situations inside. I should be ashamed.

  Series

  • Part 3 of wifeses-verse

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  992

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  10

  Kudos:

  10

  Bookmarks:

  3

  Hits:

  503

• everything is perfect in Velvetview: a wifeses group project by BryonNightshade, DeltaFell, Inthretis, ToastyAuthor, Zeroan

  Fandoms: RWBY  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • F/F, M/M
  • Complete Work

  30 May 2022

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Blake Belladonna/Weiss Schnee
  • Neopolitan/Yang Xiao Long
  • Penny Polendina/Emerald Sustrai
  • Qrow Branwen/Taiyang Xiao Long
  • Neptune Vasilias/Sun Wukong
  • Qrow Branwen/Winter Schnee
  • Velvet Scarlatina
  • Weiss Schnee
  • Blake Belladonna
  • Yang Xiao Long
  • Neopolitan (RWBY)
  • Roman Torchwick
  • Ilia Amitola
  • Penny Polendina
  • Emerald Sustrai
  • James Ironwood
  • Arthur Watts
  • Raven Branwen
  • Taiyang Xiao Long
  • Ozpin (RWBY)
  • Mercury Black
  • Oscar Pine
  • Jaune Arc
  • Qrow Branwen
  • Winter Schnee (RWBY)
  • Sun Wukong (RWBY)
  • Neptune Vasilias
  • Collaboration
  • disclaimer: this fic doesn't reflect the actual writing skills of any of the people involved
  • because they normally write much worse
  • I improved their pieces a hundredfold
  • you're welcome friends
  • (and I'm sorry)
  • it's still a mystery who Velvet is meant to represent
  • there's a surprise crossover character
  • i wonder who it is

  Summary

  What happens when a Velvet can't write the final installment of her shitpost saga because of writer's block? She gets six other people to write an anthology fic for her in the meanwhile, of course.

  Series

  • Part 4 of wifeses-verse

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  7,136

  Chapters:

  12/12

  Collections:

  1

  Comments:

  8

  Kudos:

  13

  Bookmarks:

  2

  Hits:

  399

• wifeses in speed-dating: a Velvetview tale by Zeroan

  Fandoms: RWBY  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • F/F, Gen
  • Complete Work

  31 Mar 2023

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Blake Belladonna/Weiss Schnee
  • Velvet Scarlatina/Velvet Scarlatina
  • Velvet Scarlatina
  • Yang Xiao Long
  • Jaune Arc
  • Samus Aran
  • Weiss Schnee
  • Blake Belladonna
  • Harriet Bree
  • yup i'm back on my bullshit
  • Wifeses
  • Speed Dating
  • a spooky moment of introspection at the end
  • I'm still confused who Velvet is a stand-in for in this series
  • we may never find out

  Summary

  Mayor Velvet hosts a speed dating event to raise awareness about wifeses. Many laughs ensue.

  Series

  • Part 5 of wifeses-verse

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  2,459

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  1

  Kudos:

  8

  Hits:

  196

• the day salem and summer became evil wifeses by Zeroan

  Fandoms: RWBY  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • F/F
  • Complete Work

  05 Feb 2026

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Summer Rose/Salem (RWBY)
  • Salem (RWBY)
  • Summer Rose (RWBY)
  • Tyrian Callows
  • Hazel Rainart
  • Arthur Watts
  • Ozpin (RWBY)
  • Qrow Branwen
  • Raven Branwen
  • Taiyang Xiao Long
  • James Ironwood
  • Wifeses
  • Enemies to Lovers
  • A MASTERPIECE IN WRITING

  Summary

  salem learns to love again

  Series

  • Part 5 of Zeroan's Birthday Week Extravaganza
  • Part 6 of wifeses-verse

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  831

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  4

  Kudos:

  9

  Hits:

  260