Horny Tedium
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Sirius’ grin was wolfish in the flickering lantern light. “Dare,” he said without hesitation, like he’d been waiting for this moment all night. Harry’s pulse thundered in his ears. The words tumbled out before he could second guess them. “Dare you to touch us both at the same time.” His face burned, but he held Sirius’ gaze, refusing to look away.
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Unofficial full title: "Plugged (Or, How Peter Learned to Stop Worrying and Get It On)"
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"So let me get this straight," Deadpool says slowly. "Your Spidey powers are tweaking, and the only solution you've found is... jerking off?"
Peter flushes hot. "That about sums it up, yeah."
Deadpool's mask does something complicated. "And this is a problem how?"
"Well, it's not like I can do anything in public," Peter points out, hunching his shoulders in embarrassment. "And it's not really sustainable to, uh, do it that much. As I've learned."
Deadpool hums and looks out over the city. "I... may have some ideas."
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Thanks to his powers going haywire, Peter can't focus unless he's getting off. Wade volunteers as tribute.
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Ron couldn’t deny. Harry prostrated, naked like this, cheeks blushing in embarrassment, that pretty waist, dusky nipples, soft skin…it did things to him. Riddle was not letting him hide his thoughts at all and Ron felt utterly helpless.
‘I will ravage him,' Ron found himself thinking, and Tom’s inner voice laughed gleefully.
‘We will ravage him'
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On the night that Harry and Ron intend to destroy the Locket, their plan goes horribly wrong. Ron falls prey to the Locket's corrupting influence, while Tom Riddle relishes the sensation of having a physical form once more. Harry finds himself caught in the midst of the chaos, and well, what Tom Riddle wants, Tom Riddle gets. -
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It was a very hot September day in Hogsmeade.
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In the aftermath of the Winter Soldier's werewolf encounter, HYDRA discovers an interesting change in their asset. When life gives you lemons...
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