Fruitcake
Works in Fruitcake feature both everyone's favourite Archaeologist and everyone's favourite Space Pirate turned SGC member Daniel Jackson and Vala Mal Doran from the Stargate universe.
If the work features Fruitcake (Daniel and Vala) work, it probably belongs here.
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Daniel forgets he and Vala's 3 month anniversary and Vala, previously unaware of this anniversary's existence, decides to to try to exploit it to get a night of romance out of Daniel. But Vala is unaware of the trauma this particular non-existent holiday holds for Daniel.
Chapter one is rated G, chapter two will probably also be rated G, maybe T, E rating is for Chapter three.
Update: there will be a chapter four, because I have some fluffy cuteness that didn't get resolved yet.
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Saving SGC by ValaMalDoranJackson (FionaGlenanneWesten)
Fandoms: Stargate SG-1, Saving Hope, Containment (TV)
01 Mar 2018
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Caution: Fruitcake Fiction
Takes place in an AU, only names and (maybe a little bit) personalities have been lifted from Saving Hope and Containment and then crossed with normal Daniel and Vala.
I made it so Chapter 1 & 2 are the exact same story, chapter 1 has Daniel and Vala's names, chapter 2 has the Sabine Lommers and Charlie Harris's names.
I was inspired to write this when I discovered that both Claudia and Michael went on to play doctors at roughly the same time.
I deeply apologise to anyone who ships Charlie and Alex or Sabine Lommers and anyone, this is a shameless attempt to write more Daniel/Vala and that's all it is. (I really just wanted to write about Vala with that badass blonde hair she's been sporting)
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Why won't Vala simply accept that Daniel only has platonic feelings for her?
Well that all boils down to three words about the day they met that Vala might yell at Daniel across the SGC mess hall... -
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An AU for the scene in Daniel's bedroom in The Ties that Bind where Daniel has just a bit less self control.
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You're Still a Fruitcake by ValaMalDoranJackson (FionaGlenanneWesten)
Fandoms: Stargate SG-1
18 Feb 2018
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AU for Prometheus Unbound (do I really have to say anymore?)
I have another of these because my notes application saved the beginning twice and I forgot I'd finished it once already, so I'll probably post this one and the other one as part of a series.
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- Part 1 of Prometheus Unbound AUs
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Sprout and Cosmo get caught kissing oooooooooooh
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In a world dominated by alphas, companies often hire betas as diversity hires. Cosmo takes what he can get.
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- Part 8 of Fruitcake by anonymous Aba
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Bookmarked by mora_sprinkless
28 Jun 2026
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Im not really a fan of omegaverse but GODDD this fic is PEAK
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Cosmo, a temple servant, witnesses the death of the high priest, Sprout Seedly. He prays to a God to bring him back to life, but nothing good comes without a price.
AKA—Cosmo pretends everything is fine.
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- Part 10 of Fruitcake by anonymous Aba
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- 15/?
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Bookmarked by mora_sprinkless
28 Jun 2026
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I REALLY LIKE THIS FIC I JUST WISH IT WAS FINISHED
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Cosmo is a pretty bad demon of lust—like, really bad at his job.
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- Part 6 of Fruitcake by anonymous Aba
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- English
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- 15/15
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Bookmarked by mora_sprinkless
28 Jun 2026
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I love this ficomgomgomgogmggggggggggg
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Almost every single toon has been afflicted by the ichor infection, leaving only the mains alive. They’ve been working day and night in order to find a cure and turn everybody back to normal.
Sprout thinks he’s fine despite losing everyone he has cared for, but seeing Cosmo (in twisted form) has him second guessing if he was ever okay to begin with.
(TLDR: Sprout kidnaps Twisted Cosmo)
Bookmarked by Olive_10000
04 May 2026
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I love fruitcake I love to do much I can stop thing about.. for months