15 Works in Bad Smut Challenge
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The Lengths We Go To (Are Almost As Lengthy As Your Cock, Orsino Thruston) by osculatrix
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
03 Aug 2025
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It was an accident of circumstance—Ginny would swear her life on it—nothing else. Well, it was. It had been. She promised!
The first time they fucked behind Hagrid’s shack as he wanked off loud enough to wake up a flock of deaf hippogriffs was entirely without intention. There’d been some regret there, certainly.
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“You said you already had a hot, minimal-strings-attached hunk to pile-drive you through the mattress every night. Whatever happened to that?”
A pause. “Oh, that. Yes. I do. But—” Draco cut himself off with a gasp, squeezing his hand around his cock that, instead of growing bigger, seemed to have shrunk in his palm.
Draco’s got a condition that makes his dick shrink every time he lies about his sex life. The cure? Being honest with someone he’s attracted to. God, Potter’s going to have a field day with this.
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Through a series of peculiar dreams while on the Horcrux Hunt, Harry comes to desire that which only Voldemort can give him.
Written for the Magical Menagerie's Bad Smut Fest.
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He no longer had the brain power to care about the war or the horcrux hunt or picking apart the whys and the hows of the madness that had suddenly taken him over. He might as well be some Victorian bachelor, prowling the London slums in the dead of night, if all it took was a flash of embroidery on a wrist to get him off, and he didn't care.
He needed more.
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- Part 16 of Fests 2025
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Harry has a weird little secret. It's something he's never told a soul. When he's all alone and feeling frisky, he thinks about Voldemort’s eyes.
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- Part 1 of tales to titillate and torment
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The Horny Magic of Hogwarts, Part 2: Mucho Más Hornier by Nunspringa
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
25 Jul 2025
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A series of short ficlets set in Hogwartswood, the film-making capital of the wizarding world, where magic, creatures and cinema collide. Written for the 2025 HP Bad Smut Challenge.
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- Part 2 of Bad Smut Challenge 2025
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A series of short stories at Hogwarts, where magic is the ultimate sex toy.
Written for the 2025 Harry Potter Bad Smut challenge! Yes, these stories are meant to be both smutty and funny. Enjoy!
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- Part 1 of Bad Smut Challenge 2025
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Dobby loves Harry Potter's Sock, and Harry Potter's sock loves Dobby
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Nott Sr. walks into a photoshoot involving Ginny Weasley. What happens next?
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everybody's dancing in the moonlight by Anonymous for SquibNation10, JonRiptide, ErrolsBestie, HeadmasterVernonDursley
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
27 Sep 2024
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Not all heroes wear capes.
Not all French people eat crepes.
Not all Weasleys have sour grapes.
… But Ron Weasley does.
And Hermione Jean Granger is sick of it! She deserves a real man, and she’s going to get one!
Whatever it takes.
Harry Potter and Hermione Granger will get the happy ending they deserve.
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- Part 1 of My Collection
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This Is Why We Can’t Have Nice Things by ErrolsBestie
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
07 Sep 2024
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Ted Tonks should’ve been more careful.
Bellatrix Lestrange doesn’t like when her things are stolen! Especially not her baby sister.
Ted will learn his lesson though. Bellatrix will teach him not to steal.
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Ginny Weasley & Theodore Nott battle fuck for Harry Potter's attention.
This is a bad smut fest submission.
There's only smut. A little plot. Very cringe.You have been warned.
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Are we even talking about sex anymore, or a really sexy ocean?
My submission to the Bad Smut Challenge 2024
The riptide grabs you by the ankles and drags you with unrelenting strength. Sputtering and gasping, your heart rushes in your ears drowning out the echoes of a siren’s calls.
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Hermione desires come true.
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They can't fight their attraction. They would rule Hogwarts together.
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Luna and Dean just having a good time.