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Parrot’s phone was limp in his hands as his fingers lazily scrolled through his Twitter feed. His gaze darted to every ship post involving Wifies—it was pathetic really—a mere ship was drowning his lungs in envy. He wanted to ignore the burning jealousy in his chest akin to how he did with all of his other problems—but this felt different.
Parrot grunted as he went to his messages and babbled a lazy excuse to stay at Wifies’ house this week. He knew Wifies would oblige to whatever he wanted if he begged enough.
To no surprise, Wifies started typing almost immediately and wrote back a quick ‘Of course love’; Parrot’s reply back being a sloppy thanks. Parrot felt as if his heart was being strung back together after being ripped apart. The text was subtle and frankly nothing to get excited about, but Parrot still felt a pang of hope throughout the flood of envy.
Wifies stared at his phone in glee. He knew what Parrot texting him late at night meant—he got giddy at just Parrot letting him jerk off to his voice—but actually coming over out of the blue? Wifies giggled, his fingers trailing down to shuck off his pants. He knew it was embarrassing to grovel for somebody to such an extreme. Wifies didn’t see it as wrong though; Parrot was utter perfection in his eyes.
Wifies kicked his pants and boxers off, biting his lip as he called Parrot.
Parrot answered the phone as soon as Wifies clicked the call button as a wide grin slithered onto the other’s face.
Parrot cleared his throat, just the subtle sound of his mouth moving made Wifies twitch with excitement.
“Dude, just ‘cause I text you doesn’t mean I wanna call.” Parrot groaned.
“Oh? That’s no way to talk to your best friend Parrot.” Wifies scoffed sarcastically.
Parrot rolled his eyes. “Whatever, why’d you call?”
Parrot could hear a distant giggle from the other side of the call, that tender, raw giggle Wifies always let out when he was genuinely amused.
“I just wanna hear your voice Parrot. Please?”
Parrot slouched on his bed, his body feeling the comforting warmth of both his pillow and Wifies’ desperation.
“You’re weird bro.” Parrot snickered.
Wifies’ hand was already on his cock, his length slowly hardening in his grasp. “Just start talking. Please.” He pleaded.
“Alright alright, chill dude. What do you even wanna talk about?”
“Anything.”
“Okay..” Parrot awkwardly chuckled. “How’d that last stream with Derap go?”
Wifies giggled again. “Good. Wish you were there though.”
“I’m sure you spent a lot of time with your beloved though, right?” Parrot mentioned, the faintest hint of envy seething through his gritted teeth.
Wifies felt his dick get harder at Parrot’s response as he began stroking it with his fist. He could tell Parrot was jealous just from the tone of his voice; he could always tell when it came to Parrot.
“So that’s what this was about? You wanting to come over randomly?”
Parrot loosened the clench of his jaw, the passive aggressive words he was about to utter getting tangled in his throat. “What?” He coughed.
“You’re so transparent—naive almost. It’s cute.” Wifies teased.
“I-is that supposed to be a compliment? Don’t be a dick.” Parrot scoffed.
Wifies leaned his body against the headboard of his bed, the hand on his cock increasing in pace. Every nerve in his body felt so good, so unfathomably good. Parrot’s soft voice spewing such bitter words felt like heaven.
“Keep talking in that tone.” Wifies purred.
Parrot was stunned, the nerve of this guy was insane. “I asked you a question.” He hissed.
“Mm.. Every word I say about you is a compliment Parrot.”
Parrot narrowed his eyes as if Wifies could see his annoyance and drink it up with a warm kiss.
“Whatever bro. I’m going to bed if you’re just gonna be a hypocrite.”
“Haah—hypocrite?” Wifies giggled.
“Bruh, you can’t just act like that to everyone else and then flirt with me acting as if it’s special.” Parrot huffed.
Wifies pushed his thumb onto the tip of his cock, the reddened length on the verge of coming just from Parrot’s groans.
“Uh-huh?” Wifies huffed.
“Bro. You’re actually such an asshole sometimes.” Parrot scoffed.
Parrot heard Wifies chuckle once again—that infuriatingly cute laugh he was tormented with constantly. The subtle noise barely translated through the thin phone line, the sound all faded and digitalized. But it was all the same to Parrot. It was odd that Wifies’ giggle was so wavered though—as if he had to be gagged through his throat.
“Mm—mhm.. Call me that again please..” Wifies moaned.
The utter ignorance that Wifies harbored bled right through his words. Instead of apologizing or at least trying to dissolve the situation, he begged for more.
“Oh my god bro. Can you take anything serious? Or are you just a dick all the time?”
“More—mphm..”
Wifies threw his head back in pure euphoria—twisted and disgusting euphoria. The back of his head collided with the dense wood he was leaning on. But, it didn’t hurt; the only sensation his body could feel was the everlasting warmth from his cock. His fingers were dry and sore against his dick, basically insignificant compared to the way Parrot tenderly touched him. God, he wished Parrot was touching him right now. He wished Parrot was right there on top of him, whispering the cruelest things he could think of in his ear.
“What do you mean more bro? I’m actually hanging up. Go call Derapchu or Schpood, you whore.”
Right. He kinda was—in a way.
Good enough.
“Yours—i-i’m all—“
“Dude, why are you…” Parrot’s breath hitched. “Bro are you fucking jerking off?”
“Ah—yeah.” Wifies admitted, his tone painfully casual.
“Bro, that’s just—like pathetic.”
“Mph..” Wifies bit his lip.
Parrot grumbled, fully aware that whatever he said would just turn Wifies on more and give him what he wanted.
“Dude i’m hanging up.”
“Wait—“
Wifies whined aimlessly as he was met with cold silence from the other end of the line.
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“Parrott, you’ve been acting distant all day. Please tell me what’s wrong, I can help.” Wifies whimpered.
“Don’t act oblivious.” Parrot groaned, his legs drifting him further up the bed.
Wifies’ hand instinctively grasped Parrot’s arm, his nails faintly digging into the tender skin.
“Don’t be like that. Are you still jealous or something? I know what that look in your eye means, I know how exactly you work Parrot.” Wifies murmured, his eyes a focused glare.
Parrot’s breath hitched in uneasy awe, his dick twitching in his pants. Parrot wished he could despise Wifies’ creepy ass nature, he really did. But whenever Wifies made his heart race with terror, he couldn’t help the disgusting feeling of being aroused by it. Parrot felt his cock embarrassingly harden in his pants. His hand desperately reached for a pillow to conceal his shame—which was abruptly halted with an opposing force.
“Don’t.” Wifies ordered, his hands already gripped onto the pillow.
Parrot shuddered as the pillow slid off the grasp of his fingers. Wifies impulsively crawled onto Parrot, a sly smile forming on his face as he looked down at Parrot’s bulge. Their shared body weight made the bed creak, the subtle noise only making the air tighter.
“You like this, don’t you?” Wifies purred.
Parrot darted his eyes to the side of the room as Wifies started straddling him.
“Bruh, no I…” Parrot trailed off.
Wifies lowered his head and rested his face on Parrot’s neck, the wet warmth from his lips eliciting a gasp from Parrot.
“Mm, you’re so warm.” Wifies muttered, his muffled voice a delicate melody to Parrot’s ears.
“Dude.” Parrot mumbled.
Wifies began to flutter sloppy kisses across Parrot’s neck, his mouth leaving a trail of saliva over Parrot’s skin. Parrot bit his lip as Wifies grabbed at his hard-on, a straggled moan escaping from his lips.
“This is the only way you can face your problems, isn’t it?” Wifies giggled, his mouth momentarily disconnecting from Parrot’s damp skin.
Parrot narrowed his eyes, he knew Wifies was right. Wifies was always right when it came to Parrot—every reaction, emotion, and word he uttered was carefully predicted. Parrot knew Wifies’ actions were creepy, but in some demented, sick way—it felt good. It felt good to have Wifies grovel at his feet at the minor call of his name.
“Shut up bro.“ Parrot grunted.
Wifies lifted his head up, his eyes locked onto Parrot’s. “Make me.”
Wifies drawled out his words in that seductive tone that he knew worked on Parrot.
“Bruh, you know what you’re doing.” Parrot snarled, his gaze aligning with Wifies’ pleased eyes.
“Do I?” Wifies smirked.
Wifies yelped as Parrot swiftly swapped their position. Parrot’s tongue was shoved into the other’s mouth without warning, the faint vibrations of Wifies’ giggles only enticing him to go further. Wifies’ hands grabbed the back of Parrot’s neck and pushed him deeper into the kiss, their bodies almost fading into one another. Parrot’s tongue greedily licked and sipped up every drop of saliva in Wifies’ mouth.
Parrot eyes widened in realization of what he was doing, his hands grabbing at Wifies’ entanglingly warm body and pushing him back. His mouth panted humid air across Wifies’ face, tight tension clearly still entwining the two.
“Wifies.” Parrot huffed, his face hot and embarrassed. “I—“
“Kiss me again.” Wifies panted.
Parrot couldn’t help his cheeks from rapidly blooming into a rosy pink. The sight of this flushed state Parrot was tranced in was utter bliss to Wifies.
“Bro, that’s—you’re…” Parrot sputtered.
Wifies slithered a hand upwards to cup Parrot’s face, one of his fingers resting on his quivering lips.
“I thought you were adamant about this Parrot? Guess I’ll go kiss some random instead.” Wifies taunted.
“Oh shut it. You know you’ll never do that, right?”
Parrot seized Wifies’ hands and pinned them to the bed, the act earning a short gasp from him.
“Uh-huh, anything you say baby.” Wifies purred.
Parrot glared directly into Wifies’ piercing, yet almost endearing gaze. The way Wifies’ eyes focused solely on Parrot was suffocating; his irises seemed to be anchored to Parrot’s own.
“You gonna keep gawking? Or…” Wifies trailed off with a fleeted giggle.
Parrot felt his body faintly mellow upon the sound of Wifies’ genuine amusement.
“Yeah, yeah.”
Parrot let go of Wifies’ hands and immediately shifted his grasp to tug at his shirt. The thin, dull fabric that loosely hung over Wifies’ torso was so fragile that Parrot contemplated just ripping it off of him. Wifies subtly pored over Parrot’s embarrassed expression before complying to his desires and lifting his shirt above his head, tossing it haphazardly across the bed. Parrot’s hands clamped to Wifies’ bare waist, his head surging forward to bite at the raw, blank canvas of Wifies’ neck.
“Parrot!” Wifies yelped.
Wifies’ pants rapidly increased in speed as Parrot sunk his teeth into his skin. A quiet hum streamed out of Parrot’s mouth as he casually mauled at Wifies’ neck. The pale hue of Wifies’ skin was quickly tainted with vibrant splashes of red. It was clear that Parrot was determined to claim Wifies as his own—not in the normal way of just saying they were together—but by leaving a physical mark on him. Publicly admitting him and Wifies’ were involved romantically was far too illicit for his image.
Wifies’ hands crept to Parrot’s hair, his fingers lightly tugging at the umber locks each time Parrot dragged his teeth against his skin too rough. Ragged gasps poured out of Wifies’ mouth in short, quick spasms. The utterly pathetic state he was in evoked a carnal rush in Parrot’s body. Lust quickly seeped down into Parrot’s bones, the bites on Wifies’ neck getting increasingly animalistic. It seemed absurd—pathetic even—yet Wifies was enjoying every second of this. The vicious wounds that would typically elicit pain were merely a sweet mist of dopamine to Wifies.
Parrot pulled back, a string of saliva leashing his lips to Wifies neck. The wide patch of milky skin was blemished with dozens of hickeys. Parrot licked his lips, the bittersweet and metallic taste of Wifies’ blood being savored.
“Satisfied now?” Wifies chuckled, the pain leaking from his neck seemingly a minor issue to him.
“Nah.“ Parrot breezed, already stripping himself of his clothes.
Wifies widened his eyes as a stupid, lovestruck smile inched onto his face. “Oh?” He giggled.
Wifies watched closely as Parrot threw his shirt off the bed, as if he didn’t care for it. As if Wifies could covertly steal it without him knowing.
Parrot hastily slipped the rest of his clothes off; it was no surprise that Wifies’ eyes were already locked onto his bare dick.
“Wifies, look at me.”
Wifies immediately glanced his vision up to Parrot’s annoyed expression. A brief grumble was huffed out of Parrot’s mouth as he shucked off Wifies’ pants.
“Do you even have any lube bro?” Parrot groaned.
“Of course I do, what kind of guy do you think I am?”
Parrot bit his tongue in an attempt to hold his laugh back. “Hooly gooner.” He snickered childishly.
“You’re so cute.” Wifies murmured.
“Just—just get the lube bro.” Parrot flushed, the pitch of his voice wavering in embarrassment.
“Of course.” Wifies giggled.
Wifies wandered his hand to the bedside table, trailing his fingers across the rough wood until he felt a smooth bottle. As soon as he handed it to Parrot, his legs were swiftly stretched open—as if he was something to be exploited.
“Eager?” Wifies teased.
“Do you ever shut up?”
Another giggle slipped out of Wifies mouth, the sweet decibels frolicking in the empty space of the room. That laugh tainted the thick air with thin bliss—bliss that would turn lustful quick. Parrot lathered the lube over his hands, glaring at Wifies as he did so. Wifies bit his lip, he didn’t even care if Parrot’s stare was meant to be seductive or not, all he knew was that he was ridiculously turned on by it.
Wifies’ teeth dug into his lip as Parrot shoved two wet digits in his ass, soft whimpers leaking out of his agape jaw. Parrot scissored the two fingers in him, his dick only getting harder with each tremble Wifies’ body pulsed. Wifies’ limp body sunk into the already damp mattress, his head falling back into the pillow beneath him.
“You don’t do this with anyone else right?” Parrot queried.
“No..?” Wifies replied, his words straight and honest. “You jealou—mph!?”
Parrot pushed his fingers knuckles deep into Wifies, faintly hitting his g-spot.
“Don’t call me that.”
“G-god..”
Parrot swiftly pulled the two digits out of Wifies, a satisfied grin on his face as he watched Wifies shiver from the loss of warmth.
“C’mon, raise your leg for me.” Parrot coaxed.
Wifies had apparently lost any sort of dignity by now, immediately obliging to Parrot’s demands and subtly lifting his leg up as Parrot hiked it over his shoulder. More giggles vibrated out of Wifies’ mouth as Parrot lined his dick up with his ass, just the faint touch of it was exhilarating. Parrot gave Wifies no time to think, shoving it all in one rough thrust. Wifies could’ve swore he had never felt frigid again with how warm Parrot was inside of him.
“Haah—ffuck..” Wifies slobbered, “So good—so fucking good.”
“Mhm..” Parrot mumbled, his lousy attempt at words more of an acknowledgment than a response.
Parrot slid his dick out before sloppily slamming it back in again. The thrust was hurried and sodden, preciseness merely an afterthought compared to Parrot’s jealousy.
“All mine, huh?”
“Mgh.. Mhm, only yours Parrot.” Wifies moaned, the ragged noise faintly echoing in the humid air.
Drool dripped down Wifies’ mouth, his body reeling in pleasure as Parrot thrusted back into him. A symphony of weak moans were drawn out of his mouth, blessing Parrot’s ears with satisfaction.
“Reaally?” Parrot whispered into Wifies’ ear.
“Ah—! Mngh.. Yeess..” Wifies slurrred, his mind drunk from warm pleasure.
“Dont know why you act so flirty to everyone else then.” Parrot hissed, his soft voice harshly contrasting with the vexed tone.
“I—agh—don’t..” Wifies whimpered.
Parrot thrusted into Wifies’ again, jealousy overriding any sort of sympathy.
“Liar.” Parrot sneered.
“Ngh! I-I—”
Parrot raised his hand and slapped Wifies in his face, his head pivoting to the side from the swift force. The sharp pain went straight to Wifies’ dick, making his neglected length even harder.
“What? Am I just a joke to you bro?” Parrot huffed
Parrot drove back into Wifies, the piercing ache sending vibrations of pure bliss through his nerves. The sensation of Parrot pulsing inside of him drained the thought of anyone besides the man on top of him.
Parrot wished he could just rip Wifies apart and consume every part of him, leaving none for anyone else. He despised the way the internet shipped Wifies with anybody possible. He would never admit it, but he couldn’t deny the twisted urge to intervene.
A thought crept into Parrot’s head—a thought that was both disgusting and oddly tempting.
Parrot reluctantly pulled his dick out of Wifies and rolled his eyes when Wifies let out a whine.
“Wait here, I’m gonna go get something.” Parrot ordered, letting go of Wifies’ hips.
Wifies weakly nodded his head while Parrot walked out of the room. Wifies was weirdly excited for whatever Parrot was going to bring back. He adored the fact he could completely flip Parrot’s personality with the tiniest nip of jealousy. Parrot was genuinely a really kind person, but if his demeanor was out of order he became a completely different person. Wifies always savored each insult that was thrown at him when Parrot was angered as if it was an exotic delicacy. He knew Parrot would be annoyed if he was shipped with somebody else—maybe even enough for him to change his boundaries.
Parrot quickly walked back into the room, his pace hurried and his face explicitly needy for friction. Wifies glanced at his hand to see him holding—
“A knife?” Wifies blurted, his voice harboring a faint quiver.
“What? You scared?” Parrot teased.
“Didn’t expect you to be so kinky.” Wifies scoffed, his intent solely focused on riling Parrot up even more. “It’s okay, I like it.”
“Actually shut up bro.”
Parrot stepped closer to Wifies and climbed on the bed, crawling over him and boxing him in. Wifies promptly grazed his fingers across the knife Parrot was holding, dragging a finger across the blade. Blood quickly seeped out of his fingertip, his face content with twisted lust. Wifies opened his mouth and slid the wounded finger down his tongue. Parrot stared in awe as dark blood was trailed across Wifies’ tongue. Wifies was gazing up at Parrot with the most seductive expression known to man—and god—Parrot could’ve swore he was an angel with the way the lights were illuminating his body.
Parrot grit his teeth and threw both of Wifies‘ legs over his shoulders, wasting no time in sticking his cock back into him. The whole thing went in again with another forceful plunge, making Wifies gasp for air. Wifies felt his body go limp with a moan as the throbbing sensation inside of him blanked his mind again.
“You—mngh—you’re hotter when you’re jealous.” Wifies giggled, the feeling of being full narrowing his mind to solely focus on Parrot’s grunts and dazed expression.
“I’m not jealous bro.” Parrot huffed.
Wifies smirked, “Suure, not jealous.“
“Why do you act like that anyways?” Parrot hissed.
“We’re only friends with benefits.” Wifies murmured condescendingly.
“You really don’t think we’re anything more?” Parrot snarled, his pace increasing.
“Ah—ah, you said that’s all we were!” Wifies moaned.
Parrot knew Wifies was right—they were merely friends with benefits—he shouldn’t be this jealous. He wanted to believe that he only used Wifies for sexual gratification, but they both knew his feelings went way deeper.
Parrot’s eyes wandered to the knife, his body itching to ruin Wifies even more. He impulsively grabbed the knife and placed it against Wifies’ neck. Wifies shivered at the newfound contact against his raw skin.
“D-dude..” Wifies choked.
Wifies’ mind was getting more incomprehensible by the second, every thought besides from how good Parrot was fucking him morphing into mush. The rapid thrusts molded his insides to fit every ridge and curve of Parrot’s cock.
Parrot angled both his dick and the knife closer to further engulf himself in Wifies’ proximity, the warmth quickly spreading up both of their bodies.
“God, you’re so stretched out.” Parrot grunted. He leaned down to graze his lips over the shell of Wifies’ ear and opened his mouth again: “Slut.”
“Ah, mm—Yes..” Wifies moaned.
Wifies felt himself get lightheaded from the constant pleasure, the faint spikes of pain making his dick weep with pre-cum. Parrot gazed down at Wifies’ cock, promptly grabbing it with a forceful squeeze.
“Parrot—!” Wifies groaned.
“I shouldn’t even be giving you the satisfaction of touching your cock right now.” Parrot grunted.
Wifies smiled—a charming, decisive smile. “Mm, you’re really easy to make mad Parrot.”
“Bro.”
Parrot could distinctly sense the strong tang of satisfaction in Wifies’ helpless guise. He knew Wifies had probably had some sort of twisted fantasies about him—fantasies he hid deep inside himself. Parrot shouldn’t have been surprised by somebody notoriously known for being smart successfully reaping him into his sick desires.
Parrot began to rub at Wifies’ cock, his fingers slowly massaging it in an up-and-down motion. Wifies moaned, his mouth dribbling more and more saliva with each thrust and jerk.
Parrot then pulled the knife away from Wifies’ neck and quickly slashed his arm, the cut immediately making Wifies gasp.
“Parrot! Fuck!”
Blood quickly gushed out of the long cut in full, glossy drops. Wifies bit his lip, fully enveloped in acute agony. He was completely dazed by both the newfound pain and the stimulation on his lower half. Sweet whines were drawn out of Wifies’ mouth, the stinging throb inducing salty tears to pool under his eyes. Parrot let his grip on Wifies’ dick slightly loosen, his face gliding down to place his tongue against the wound he made.
“Ah—!” Wifies yelped.
Parrot dragged his tongue across the slit in Wifies’ skin, sadistically reveling in the desperate whimpers he let out. Parrot’s tongue was quickly stained with vibrant blood, the familiar taste of brass blooming across his mouth.
Parrot pushed his thumb down onto the tip of Wifies’ cock, the raw skin trembling under his rough touch. Parrot glared at Wifies, the hints of love in his eyes gleaming through the indifferent facade. Parrot tried his hardest to constantly wear the apathetic mask he wore when indulging in whatever he and Wifies did, but just the brief sight of Wifies shattered the thin guise.
“You’re so pathetic.” Parrot scoffed, angling his cock to hit Wifies’ g-spot as hard as he could.
“Parrot—more..” Wifies whimpered, the pleasure pulsing through each nerve of his body.
Wifies soaked up every amount of sharp force Parrot thrusted into him, his own dick throbbing in Parrot’s hands. Wifies was leaking every liquid imaginable, the overwhelming spikes of pleasure overriding any sort of rationality. His eyes were glossy and red, tear stains already forming on his face from the lakes of saltly water pouring down. A stream of drool was seeping out of his mouth as well, his jaw momentarily clenching with each painful plunge.
Parrot sped up both the hand on Wifies’ cock and the pace of his thrusts. Wifies could barely process anything, his senses cluttered with the wet noise of skin slapping. Parrot tightened his grip on Wifies’ dick, the act drawing out a breathy whimper from him. Wifies bit his tongue, desperately trying to hold back his noises that embarrassingly echoed through the house. His eyes darted to the throbbing slit on his arm, the blood still streaming out.
“T-too much!” Wifies gasped.
Parrot paused for a sheer second, his brain deliberating Wifies’ words.
“Do you want to stop?” Parrot spoke, his words shattering the thin panel of doubt the two still held.
Wifies gulped, his pupils somehow dilating even more. “No.”
Parrot smiled sweetly—innocently almost—before slamming into Wifies’ abused g-spot once again.
“Parr—!”
“Shh, you wanted this.” Parrot coaxed.
“Mph—mhm..”
Wifies let himself sink into the mattress beneath him, his mind fuzzy and his body warm. His consciousness was locked inside a trance—a trance of sloppy thrusts and humid pants. Parrot jerked Wifies’ sore cock until it was desperately weeping with hot spasms. He acted as if Wifies’ most sensitive area was something to be exploited for curiosity, his fingers scraping and pushing it where it hurt most.
“Parroott!” Wifies wept.
Wifies’ body pushed past the sad drips of tears that faded into his pale skin, full blown sobs pouring out of his mouth now. Parrot only giggled at the sudden flood of tears and whimpers.
A kiss was softly placed against Wifies forehead—a brief vapor of kindness compared to the merciless thrusts into his body. The thought of anyone else but Parrot thinned into a blank void within his mind; the only person he could even fathom was the one fucking his brains out. Wifies glanced his hazy vision upwards to gaze at the man on top of him. Every nerve in his body melted in warm adoration as he scrutinized Parrot’s intoxicatingly adorable features. Parrot’s face was misted with hot sweat, his expression drunk and muddled with scolding jealousy. He looked perfect—it felt perfect.
Wifies couldn’t help his body from trembling, the shudders of his skin intensifying with each thrust into his body. His dick was erratically throbbing red in Parrot’s grasp. Each subtle shift the two made evoked breathy, pathetic moans out of Wifies’ mouth.
“Parrot, I-I’m gonna come..” Wifies whimpered.
“Aw, I wanted to watch you be a mess for a little longer.” Parrot mocked.
“Fuuck.”
Wifies let out a hoarse groan as he came with one final jerk of his dick, the loud noise ringing through Parrot’s ears. Parrot felt Wifies’ body go limp as his climax rapidly washed over his body. Thick, viscous liquid smeared over both of their stomachs. A short state of relief engulfed Wifies, his mind a hazy blur of pure pleasure.
“Haah—you’re so dirty dude.” Parrot purred, dipping his finger in the milky fluid and licking the smidge of semen off seductively as he could.
“Parrot..” Wifies huffed, helplessly gazing up as his muse.
Parrot savored Wifies’ fleeted moment of ease before pulling the warmth of his cock out of him.
Wifies whined, “Wait, stay—mph!”
Parrot slammed his cock back into Wifies’ without warning, a jagged yelp stringing out of Wifies’ already worn vocal cords. Any sort of mercy Parrot had former harbored was completely extinguished; his climax now rushing into Wifies’ ass in thick, hot ropes. Wifies was basically paralyzed by now, his body already melted into the soft bed beneath the two. The feeling of Parrot’s warm seed squelching inside of him could’ve made him vow to never look at anybody else again right then and there.
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Wifies’ fingers gently threaded through the dark brown locks of Parrot’s hair. The vibrations of Parrot’s sleepy hums against his bare neck made him instinctively smile. Parrot’s leg was draped over Wifies’ own, the two bodies just getting even more entangled in their sloppy mess of semen and spit.
Parrot subtly shifted his head to smother himself further into Wifies’ endless warmth. Both the heat of his body and the musky scent of sex that clouded both of their bodies felt like heaven.
Wifies slowly felt himself drift off into a state of deep slumber—which was rudely interrupted by the loud ringing of his phone.
“Uugghh.. Turn it offf!” Parrot whined, his words unintentionally slurring.
“Okay okay!” Wifies huffed, his free hand clamping to his phone that was haphazardly hidden under the covers.
Parrot glanced up to see Derapchu calling Wifies, his hold on Wifies’ waist tightening at the sight.
“Why is he calling you so late?” Parrot groaned.
“Hm, I dunno.” Wifies mumbled as he answered the call.
“Yoo Wifies! What’s up bro?” Derpachu chirped.
“Uhm.. sleeping?” Wifies chuckled.
“Hmm yeah, I figured. Anyways, i’ve got the best idea for a new stream. Like literally just popped into my head as of right now.” Derpachu rambled, it was painfully clear he had no point of ending the call anytime soon.
“At 3 in the morning?” Wifies snickered.
“Yes bro! So basically—“
“Wifies, baby, turn it off please.” Parrot keenly cut Derapchu off, toning his voice a few decibels softer so Wifies would listen to him.
“Dude. Was—wait. Was that Parrot? Are you sleeping with fucking Parrot?!” Derapchu choked, a giggle straggling through his tensed vocal cords.
“Oh my god.” Wifies blurted.
“Hooly shit. Holy shit. Holy shit,” Derpachu babbled, “That’s crazy bro—I-I thought—“
To his dismay, Derapchu was swiftly hung up on and locked out from an explanation to whatever the fuck just happened.