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Kris and Noelle had always been close. They were next door neighbors and best friends, it was only natural that they spent almost every moment of their childhoods together, and it was even more natural for feelings to develop. Winter evenings were often spent in the Holidays' manor, Noelle and Dess in the living room drinking cocoa after a long afternoon of making snow angels, with Kris playing some improvised piece on the piano in the dining room, while the young reindeer girl would tell her sister her plans for marrying the human. One year, at the Festival, when Noelle was crying after the results of the King and Queen vote were revealed - Asriel and Dess had won for the third year in a row - Kris had brought her to the Ferris Wheel in an attempt to cheer her up, only to make her cry more by shaking the cart when they reached the top. Once the cart came back down, she ran into her father's arms, who gave the young human a stern lecture about how to treat a lady. They walked off by themself, and won two matching plastic rings from a ball throwing game. They gave one to Noelle, who became enamored by the silver snowflake at the top, and rushed back to her parents with Kris in tow to announce their engagement.
Of course, the two of them never really got married. That night, long after the Festival, Asriel ran back to the Dreemurr household and pounded at the door. The human child watched from the window of their shared bedroom as their mother answered the door, only able to hear snippets of their brother's babbling.
"I don't know what happened... down by the lake..." He cried into his mother's arms, "...and she never came back up..."
Less than an hour later, most of Hometown's population was standing on the shore of the lake, with Police Chief Asgore Dreemurr and Deputy Undyne taping off access to the water. Red and blue flashing illuminated the forest, and Noelle tightened her grip on Kris's hand as she sobbed onto their shoulder, staining their pajama shirt with snot and tears. Kris was too focused on trying to get Noelle to calm down that they could barely pay attention to what the blue fish woman was telling the missing girl's mother.
"I'm sorry, Mayor Holiday, but her body isn't in the lake."
The six years after that night felt colorless. Their father lost his job with the police force due to his poor handling of the disappearance of Dess, their brother moved away to go to college, their mother began dating a new man after the divorce, and Noelle all but completely exited from the human's life. Of course, as high school started, Susie became a part of their day to day life, and slowly but surely, Noelle came back as well, though it was just to get closer to the dinosaur girl. On the walk back to their house after third-wheeling the two girls' first date, Kris threw themself on their bed and looked over at the shelves on Asriel's side of the room, covered in trophies and ribbons; they then looked at their shelf, the only thing on it being that old plastic ring, too small to fit their fingers now, and the cheap paint on it mostly chipped away. They couldn't find the strength to go to school the morning after.
But, time marches on, and so does education. Noelle and Kris were both going to Mt. Ebott University, while Susie was staying in Hometown and going to night school for creative writing classes. Kris was a Music Education major, and Noelle was a Human Studies major. The two fields had next to no overlap, but still, the human and the reindeer found themselves sitting next to each other in a class about human and monster cultural relations. With their professor deciding that the midterm would be a project rather than a test, it felt more than coincidental for their names to end up next to each other on the sheet declaring who would be partnered with who.
The two of them sat in Noelle's dorm for the quiet that comes with a solitary room bought with her mommy's mayor money. Noelle sat on her bed, looking stuff up on her laptop, while Kris leaned back in the girl's desk chair, rocking back and forth on the wooden seat's hind legs.
"Human and monster relations..." The doe mumbled, slightly blushing as she typed into the search bar. "Gosh, I thought it'd be easier to come up with a topic for our project..."
"Just use me." Kris smirked. "Put me up at the front of class. I'm one of, what, seven humans at this school? I'm already gawked at enough as is, might as well use it for science."
"How much do you really know about human culture, though?" She looked up from her computer. "You were raised by the Dreemurrs since you were less than a year old, you're basically a monster yourself!"
"I didn't get any of the cool horns or claws..." They muttered.
Noelle continued scrolling, before pausing on an article that made her eyes go wide.
"Kris..." She said, a slight pain in her voice, "Kris, the senate is reviewing a proposal that would ban human and monster marriage."
The human lost their balance and fell on the ground. "What?!"
They rushed over to the bed to look at the headline, grabbing the laptop out of her hands.
"Kris, I'm so sorry."
"So... so if this passes, you and me could never get married."
It was now the girl's turn for shock. "Excuse me?"
"I mean... don't you remember? When we were kids?"
"Exactly, Kris, when we were kids."
"We had rings and everything!" Kris exclaimed, rummaging through their pockets. "It was as real as an engagement could be."
"Rings? What are you..."
They pulled out their car keys, hanging off the ring was the plastic bobble, more chipped than ever. Noelle took it in her hand and admired the toy ring.
"Gosh, you kept this?" She smiled.
"Of course, I did... didn't you?"
Noelle looked down at her hooves, "It was fun to play pretend, but... I'm with Susie now. You know that."
They stood up off the bed, still holding the laptop. "Yeah, yeah. You're with some girl who lives a hundred miles away, who wouldn't do half the shit I've done for you."
Her eyes narrowed in anger. "If you're gonna act like a child, I'm gonna talk to the professor and find a new partner."
"Fine, I'll just do it myself." They stomped back to the desk and began looking for a topic on the girl's computer. "Go find someone else and abandon me like you did when we were kids."
Noelle opened her mouth to retort, but noticed them opening up a new tab in the search engine and starting to type. "Kris, wait a minute,"
They typed in the H key.
"You don't have to, Kris, I'll..."
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She stood up and walked over to the desk.
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"Kris, I'm sorry, I didn't mean it, you weren't acting like a child!"
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"It's okay that you're upset! I-I did abandon you! Let me do the project as an apology... just, give me back the laptop, please."
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Kris turned back around at their childhood friend. "What was said was said. Go find a new partner. I'm fine."
They looked back at the screen, the pointer hovering over the autofill of Human and monster relations, but their eyes wandered, and they saw the fills of things that Noelle had previously searched up: Human on monster porn, Human boy on monster girl, Human'd, Human girl on monster girl, Human superiority porn.
"Kris..." Her voice broke slightly, "please give me back the laptop. Please."
"Aw, but now you've got me curious." They said. She could hear the smile spreading across their face.
"P-Please, let's just get back to the project." Her eyes went wide as they clicked on Human on monster porn.
They kept scrolling down, noting how almost every site was purple rather than blue, showing that it had been visited before. "You're really into this stuff, huh?"
She was silent, wishing she could just bury herself in the ground and never come out.
"Aww, Elly," She shuddered at the evocation of the old nickname, "c'mon, tell the truth. I won't think any lesser of you."
The human looked back at the silent doe and lightly booped her red nose before dragging the back of their fingers along her cheek.
"Be honest."
"I like it... a lot..." She said in the quietest voice possible.
"Speak up, I can't hear you."
"I... I like human porn, okay?" She stated, not able to look them in the eye. "I just think it's... hot..."
"Be proud of it, it's nothing to be ashamed of, Elly."
"I watch human porn!" She asserted through gritted teeth. "Happy?"
"Oh, I'm very happy, doe."
"D-Don't call me that..." She said, Kris noting how she squeezed her thighs together.
The room was silent for a minute or two, the only noise being their fingers moving across the mousepad, until they saw a page whose thumbnail featured a blonde reindeer girl and a yellow-skinned human. The link to the site had a star next to it, clearly showing that Noelle had bookmarked it for later. "Do you ever think of me when you watch this?"
"K-Kris!"
"Be honest." The repeated, "I'd hate for anyone else to find out about your fetish, but, if you don't wanna answer, I'll still need someone to talk to about all this."
"...You wouldn't."
"I'm sure Susie would be very interested in what her innocent little doe girlfriend watches in her free time."
"F-fine! I do think about you! Okay?!"
Kris flashed the most evil smile she'd ever seen before patting on their thigh. "Sit." They commanded like a master telling their dog to perform a trick. "Let's take a look at your search history together, Elly."
"N-No, that's way too far... faha..." Her mouth contorted into a worried grin. Part of her believed this was just a prank, though one infinitely more twisted and perverted than anything else they've done to her.
"Susie's just a call away." They reached into their pocket and pulled out their cracked phone.
"You're bluffing. I know you are."
They opened up Susie's contact and called her. As soon as Noelle heard the ringtone, she hurriedly sat down on Kris's thigh. "Please hang up, please hang up, don't tell her, please don't tell her!" She begged, but the phone kept ringing.
"Hey, this is Susie! I'm not here right now, so, uh, leave a message."
Kris hung up and tossed their phone on the desk.
"You got lucky."
She moved to get up, but Kris wrapped their arms around her stomach and pulled her even closer. "Uh-uh, I never said you could get off me."
Noelle was noticeably taller than the human, likely stronger as well, but she didn't put up a fight against them.
"Kris..." She groaned, leaning against their frame. She was surprised at how easy it was to get comfortable.
They clicked on the bookmarked video. "Christmas Slut gets Stockings Stuffed by Human Cock." They read the video name aloud, snickering. It was of some reindeer girl in a tight, skimpy Christmas sweater and a skirt that could barely be considered clothing standing on a stepstool, reaching up to put the star on the Christmas tree. The human walked into the scene and looked up the girl's skirt, the camera cutting to his POV. Kris felt Noelle's breathing pick up at the video continued into cunnilingus.
"Y'know, Elly, if we were married, we could recreate this video anytime you wanted."
"Faha..." She moaned. "Waiting until marriage? I never took you for such a prude."
"It's more to know that I'm the only person you'd do it with." Their fingers reached slightly below her sweater, grazing the fur on her midriff. "I mean, you're dating someone, and here you are in my lap, watching porn. Clearly you need something more binding than a few dates."
"Don't shame me, I'm just... having fun with an old friend..."
Kris bit their lip as the human actor on the screen flipped the deer girl over on her stomach and inserted his dick into her dripping cunt.
"God, you have good taste, Noelle." They groaned, fingers teasing the waistband of her skirt.
"Your, um... your thing seems to be enjoying it..." She said, beginning to slowly grind against their growing bulge.
"My 'thing'?" Kris smirked.
Noelle rolled her eyes, a small smile on her face. "Your dick." She leaned her head back to whisper in their ear, leaving her neck exposed, "Your big fat fucking human dick."
They throbbed against her ass. Kris examined the frailty and daintiness of her neck.
"Do you remember, last unit, when we talked about the human diet-"
"The last thing I want to talk about right now is school."
"Let me finish, Elly." They wrapped their hand around her snout to close it. "Do you remember what one of the most popular meats was for humans?"
She shook her head, and the deviousness of Kris's smile made her tremble.
"Venison."
Their head moved quickly, and before Noelle could process what was happening, Kris's shiny, predatory teeth were sunk into her neck. She let out a sharp squeal at the sensation, and flailed around in pain. It felt like her jugular was about to be torn from the rest of her body. Before any undoable damage was committed, they stopped biting, and began lovingly sucking on her neck instead, kissing at the bite mark and licking up the little trickles of blood beginning to drip.
"Kris!" She yelled, "Angel's sake, you need to warn me! That really hurt!"
They nipped at her jaw, making her squeak. "Aw, but you make such cute noises when I do it!"
Kris leaned in and whispered, "If you really want me to stop, just say 'cinnamon', okay, Elly?"
She nodded.
They continued their mouth-first exploration of the region between her face and torso, sweetly nibbling on her jawbone, collarbones, and up and down her neck, each one eliciting a more addictive noise from the deer girl. Meanwhile, their fingers had fully delved below her skirt, tracing the folds of her pussy from above her panties. With the hand that wasn't down her skirt, Kris grabbed her leg and pulled it over their other knee, spreading her legs for easier access. She was losing herself to stimulation as they began massaging her thigh.
"You have no idea what these legs do to me." They breathed against a freshly made wound. "It's funny, really. Deer are supposed to use their long, pretty legs to run from hunters like humans, but here you are, sitting in a human's lap, letting them eat you alive. You're a disgrace to thousands of years of evolution."
They felt her get even wetter at their words. "Kris, p-please!" She whimpered, as if she was the most fragile thing ever given life.
"Use your words. What do you want me to do, doe?"
"Your fingers... I want your fingers in me..."
Kris lifted her legs up and slipped her skirt and panties off of her legs in a motion that seemed to defy belief. Their delicate pianist fingers explored her lower lips with the precision and care of flipping through sheet music. She let out the most heavenly noises every time their fingers brushed her clit. They had left behind the biting, and was now just simply kissing her face as she stared down in disbelief and excitement as they sank their digits into her pussy with the same soft mastery they had over the ivory keys of the piano in the dining room of her family home. Their fingers were just as thin as hers, but they were noticeably longer, and they were bending their knuckles into a hook shape on every retreat from her warm depths to maddeningly dig against her g-spot, straightening them back out on every dive into her.
She felt like the whole rest of the world was just blurry noise, like television snow. Nothing mattered but Kris, not school, not her family, not Susie, just getting touched by the human she's loved in the back of her mind all her life.
Then, Kris's phone rang.
They grabbed it off of her desk and grinned at the caller, none other than Susie herself.
"Hello?" They answered the call, Noelle trying to muffle her noises as they removed their fingers from her needy hole.
"Hey, dude!" The gruff voice of their former bully exclaimed. "Sorry I missed your call. What'd you need?"
"Oh, it's no problem." They said, the hand that was just fingering Noelle now up her sweater and groping her breasts. "I was just with Noelle and she had said something I wanted to tell you, but, I forgot what it was."
"Oh." Susie seemed dejected. "Well, uh, if you remember, just text me."
"Will do."
"...How has Noelle been, anyway? I feel bad, I haven't been answering her messages. She always texts when I'm asleep, and then I just feel weird answering hours later."
"She's doing very, very good." Kris smirked, pinching the deer girl's nipple and making her squeak into her hand.
"That's good." The purple girl said. "If it's no big deal, I think I can get off work this weekend. Maybe, I could come up there? Hang out with the two of you, you know, for old times' sake?"
"That sounds great!"
"But don't tell Noelle. I want it to be a surprise."
"Don't worry, I'm sure she wants to see you more than anything right now." They bucked their hips up against Noelle, her wetness staining their pants.
"Alright. See you then."
"See ya."
They hung up and dropped their phone on the floor, pulling Noelle's sweater up over her head and continuing both assaults on her tits and her cunt.
"God, Kris, you're so f-fucking mean, faha!" She kissed them on their jawline. "You're an even bigger bully than Susie!"
"You don't seem to mind." They smiled. "Especially not down there."
"'Down there'?" She asked, echoing her nervousness to even say the word 'dick'.
"Your pussy." They punctuated by adding a third finger into her dripping south. "Your tight, hot, doe pussy just loves it when it gets bullied by a big mean human."
They picked up their speed, and Noelle's jaw lazily hung open as her cunt was mauled. Their fingers were beyond divine. Susie's fingers were rough, hard, sloppy, and energetic, and she loved it, she would swear on the names of every saint that she loved it, but Kris's diligence, gentleness, and perfect mixture of soft and hard, it was night and day!
"Kris... O-Oh my God, Kris..." She moaned loudly, not even caring if the people in the neighboring dorms could hear. "Don't stop! Fuck, I'm gonna..."
The human quickly removed their fingers from inside her and wiped her juices off on the fur of her thighs. They stood up from the desk chair, the swiftness leaving Noelle to fall to the ground.
"Ow! Kris, what are you...?"
"Sorry, babe, I need to go. I promised my roommate I'd grab dinner tonight and, well, it's almost seven."
"Kris, no, please! I need to cum!" She hurriedly got to her feet and tried to position herself between Kris and the door.
"Oh, you need it now, do you?" They scoffed. "If you need it that bad, get on your knees and beg."
"Krismas..." She whined, evoking their own childhood nickname. "Stop being mean!"
"Get on your knees, doe."
She did as she was asked. "Please, Kris... I'll do anything, just make me cum."
"What do you have to offer?"
"Anything! You can fuck me, if you want, you... you can even fuck my ass! Anytime you want!"
"Let me finish, for Angel's sake." They squatted down to her level. "What do you have to offer, that I couldn't take myself?"
Their red eyes seemed to make every other color seem dull and lifeless, the heat that radiated off of their crimson pupils was rivaled only by the heat building in her core.
"I'll... I'll break up with Susie... I'll be your wife, is that what you want?"
Their lips went from a straight line to a villainous grin. "That's my doe."
They pushed her down to the carpet and instantly went back to pistoning their fingers in and out of her sopping cunt.
"Yes! Your doe! Only yours!" She screamed, looking up at the human on their knees above her. "Kris, I'm gonna, oh my God, oh my fuck! Kris!"
She squirted her juices across Kris's arm as her own limbs twitched uncontrollably.
"Fuck, that's it." They watched admiringly as she drooled on the carpet. "Good girl, good fucking girl."
As her orgasm ceased, her view was entirely taken up by Kris, who had gotten on top of her. They gripped the back of her head and leaned down to kiss her on the lips.
"My doe, my wife..." They said in a sing-song tone between greedy kisses. "We're gonna have so much fun. But I do need to go."
They stood up, grabbed their keys off the bed and phone off the floor, and walked to the door of her dorm. They took one last look back at her, still lying on the floor, recovering from her climax. With a gentle smile, they softly whispered, "Love you, Elly."
Noelle tried to lean up, resting her weight on her elbows as she looked around the room. Her dorm reeked of sex, and some new porn video was autoplaying on her laptop. It felt like she lost control of her body, of her mind, of her very soul. Something more primal took over her ego, and she made promises she couldn't take back. And now, she was married, in words, at least. Married to her lifelong tormenter and deepest love.
What the hell was she gonna tell Susie?