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Giyuu bursts into Dazai’s house with his flowing black hair.
“OSMAU!!!” Cough. “I meant..” “heh, Osamu..” Giyuu says nonchalantly.
Dazai looks up from his ten beer bottles watching Hatsune Miku perform live on TV. “What GIYUU. I was watching Miku.” Dazai says holding the remote and chugging a glass bottle of beer. “Please stop drinking so much…” Dazai looks behind the couch to Giyuu.. and responds, “why it’s love in a bottle?” Giyuu looks distraught and scared. “Dazai. Why would you—“ HUSKER DROPS FROM THE CEILING QUICKLY WITH CHARLIE AND THE OTHERS, “ow, this is where I'm meant to be
You know, it's been such a long time since I've been out on my own
Bittersweet, to be so free and so alone
It kinda feels like the wrong time to feel sorry for myself
Makes you wanna drink 'til you feel like you are someone else
Then another
Then another, and another, and another, and another
Love in a bottle, love in a bottle
Don't need love when it comes in a bottle
Strut when you're bluffin', double or nothin'
Lap it up, laugh it up, la, la, la, la—“ the room was black…black as it can be. And Husker and the others went through a portal back to their universe. Giyuu stood there with Dazai shocked. Giyuu got scared again, “wait did someone say black as it can be!?”
“FUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKK” Giyuu screamed. Ivan backshotted out of the ceiling onto the coffee table, he started singing extremely gay, “질척한 어둠 웅크린 모습
고개를 저어도 늘 같은 자리
닿지 않는 너, 나 홀로 상상해
빛이 나는 너, 옆에 선 나
So black, black as it can be
다가가면 갈수록 깊어지는 dark sea
Like a black, black sorrow
A story of such woe
이 이야기의 끝에는 피로 물든
시린 자리와 텅 빈 공기뿐—“
Giyuu was fed up, all he wanted to do is be impregnated, he banished them all with his powers and huffed while sitting down on the couch. He glanced towards Dazai sitting beside him, “Yo. Wanna crack?”
“Lwk yah let’s go”
*they crack* *thrust* *ahh* *theyre done*
“Woah Dazai that was amazing.”
“Hah, what can i say..I’m RELIABLE WITH THE LADDDIIIIEESSSS”
The end.