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Days have been getting harder and more tiring for Dazai. Always keeping up his facade when he can no longer hold it. Covering up his true feelings for Giyuu. He hates this ho. He doesn’t want him at all. He wants Chuuya. His mind is screaming Chuuya like a mantra. “Chuuya Chuuya Chuuya Chuuya Chuuya Chuuya Chuuya Chuuya Chuuya Chuuya Chuuya Chuuya Chuuya Chuuya Chuuya Chuuya Chuuya Chuuya Chuuya Chuuya Chuuya Chuuya Chuuya Chuuya—“ his mind was screaming before his thoughts got cut off by an emo bitch who wants to go over to his “best friends” house even when Dazai knows that Giyuu loves Sabito. But he’s too weird and scared to show it. Ladies and Gentlemen, if you’re ever worried your crush will reject you just try and give it a chance, don’t be a loser like Giyuu. Dazai waves Giyuu off as he makes his way to the bathroom to get dressed.
“Ugh, what the fuck is my life, genuinely!? I just want Chuuya back.” He mutters under his breath before walking downstairs and opening the front door to be greeted with a soft blow of wind(instead of a soft blow of—nevermind..). He walks to his car and hops in the drivers seat and immediately takes off to the shopping outdoor mall again. This could mean so many things. If Chuuya is there, he wants him back. He said he’d never leave. He was so so so happy with Chuuya and now everything’s gone? Just like that, no contact, no explanation, just gone. What the fuck is wrong with him. Dazai’s mind is racing at this point. He enters the food court and walks up to the counter as a black haired lady in a white uniform with a black apron and her short black hair tied up. She sighs before looking into Dazai’s reddish-brown eyes with her dark pink ones.
“Osamu?” She asks curiously.
“Yosano..” He replies with a smile on his face, “long time no see!!”
“Fuck you mean long time no see? I was in your backyard last night dancing with lesbians..??” The black haired woman barked out. Dazai’s expression turned surprised. “So I wasn’t just dreaming of pitbull performing with a bunch of lesbians and Hatsune Miku then huh?” He considers as he grabs his order off of the counter. She smiles, “guess not,” for a second Yosano thinks, “Hey. Chuuya’s here you know, he’s in the clothes area. Mizi just told me she paid a visit to your house yesterday so I wanted to let you know.” She said and then walked away into the kitchen in the back of the restaurant in the mall food court. Dazai sprinted towards the clothing area. His heart stops. His mind is racing. And he locks eyes with beautiful mismatched ones that belong to a certain ginger. He ran up to Chuuya eagerly, “CHUUYA!!” Dazai yelled, Chuuya looked nervous almost as if he was hiding something. He looked surprised to see Dazai, he missed him he has to admit but…
“Chuuya! I’ve missed you, I need to talk to you. I have so many questions.. I missed you so much Chuuya please I—“ he got cut off by Chuuya’s voice butting in, “Osa, look I know..I know I just went missing and you have a right to know what happened but I don’t think you’ll like it and plus…” Chuuya’s voice faded as Pomni walked out, “Dear!! Look what I found it would suit you!” The jester said holding a black suit, Dazai got wetter just imagining Chuuya in that…
“Um who’s this?” Pomni asked.
“It’s…someone I know,” Chuuya replied, hand on his hip, this little fruit cake! Dazai’s mouth hung open. “WHAT THE FUCK!? CHUUYA I THOUGH YOU WERE GAY? CHUUYA WHYRE YOU DATING A SMALL LITTLE TWINK LESBIAN JESTER! SHE WAS JUST IN MY BACKYARD DANCING TO PITBULL WITH A GANG OF LESBIANS WITH HER GIRLFRIEND RAGATHA!!!” Dazai whined out, all their heads turned to the closet they were standing next to as it creaked open, Danny Motta emerged out from it, “Tumblrs gonna eat this up” he said with a smirk and slowly retreated back into the closet. “What the shit was even that..?” They all said. Dazai felt enraged, Pomni was sweating, and Chuuya didn’t know whether or not to believe this tall jackass in front of him who had a whole as boyfriend. I mean I guess they can talk this over, but what about Pomni. Dazai started Pomni dead in the eyes, “Pomni if you don’t get the FUCK out of here and go to Ragatha im gonna break your Pom KNEE caps.” He stated with a death stare into her soul. She scurried off and Chuuya was holding back a laugh. “What the bitch..” Chuuya wheezed out, Dazai smirked and held Chuuya’s hand. “We have a lot to talk about.”
—— At Chuuya’s House: 5:00pm ——
They sit on the soft plush gray couch in Chuuya’s cozy living room, as Chuuya’s small fluffy dog laid on his bed beside the couch. Dazai had his knees held up to his chest because no fucking WAY is he letting that demonic little creature get him. Chuuya laughed at the sight, Dazai is cute. Chuuya let out a breath he didn’t even know he was holding, “Dazai, im sorry. I didn’t mean to leave without no contact or warning like I did. It wasn’t your fault, it’s just…Shirase started taking femboy meds and…and I had to help him out, I just needed to. I couldn’t let him down so I had to travel all the way to Sword City where all the gay twink femboys live so I could get him one. And then I got wrapped up in his mess that I forgot to tell you everything and life just got to me. I never lost feelings, I still love you so much.” He choked out, his hand near Dazai’s but not touching. Dazai felt his heart race, Chuuya still loved him? “I never lost feelings either, I was up every night wondering where did I go wrong. And I don’t even like this dude im with, he’s in love with his best friend. Not me. And he just wants my long long amazing dih and I just.. I can’t give it to him. He’s not amazing like you are. I hate this ho. If me and you get back together.. can I live with you? I mean I’ve been chugging beer bottle after beer bottle…” FYODOR comes out of the ceiling, “Vodka fixes everything..~” he says in a Russian accent, Dazai and Chuuya both tell him to fuck off. Everything’s settled so far. “I want you back Chuuya..” Chuuya pulls Dazai into a long kiss. Maybe all will be right in this world soon enough. Maybe Danny will finally get tumblr to eat this up, maybe Fyodor will chug his 50th bottle of vodka, maybe Giyuu will impregnate Sabito, maybe you losers out there who are afraid to share your feelings will be reliable with the ladies like Dazai and his dih.