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I Did Not Run Away, Grayson (I Am Merely Inspecting Your City) by Astra_The_Spotted_Hyena
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU
04 Jun 2026
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"I did not run away, Grayson. I am merely inspecting your city to ensure your operational standards have not deteriorated in our absence."
When Dick doesn't return to the manor for three weeks due to a brutal shift schedule at the Blüdhaven precinct, Damian decides to conduct an unannounced, highly official "reconnaissance mission." Jon, naturally, gets dragged along for the ride.
By 2:30 AM at the harbor docks, the tactical facade falls apart, leaving Dick to pick up the pieces—and two incredibly sleepy sidekicks.
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Damian insists he didn't run away to Blüdhaven just because he missed his older brother. He is a Wayne; he does not throw tantrums, and he certainly does not get homesick.Unfortunately for him, Jon is too tired to keep up the lie, Bruce is on the comms, and Dick has a cabinet full of marshmallow cereal that makes fighting the exhaustion completely impossible.