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Group chat created
Nova Jones has renamed the chat ‘The Multiverse Exists’
Nova Jones has added 24 users to the chat…
Leonardo: uhhh… what is this?
Jason Todd: who the fuck are you??
Leonardo: I could ask u the same?
Bumblebee: What in Primus name is this?
Nova Jones: Welcome to my multi-universal group chat everyone!
Jason Todd: Fuck this, I’m out
Jason Todd has left the chat!
Nova Jones has added Jason Todd to ‘The Multiverse Exists’!
Jason Todd: Fuck.
Donatello: Leo why is my phone blowing up?
Leo Valdez: um do i know you??
Donatello: No, I don’t believe so, I was talking to my idiot of a twin.
Leonardo: u called me ur twin!
Magnus Chase: Am i the only one who is insanelee confuzed?
Leonardo: nope
Donatello: no
Bumblebee: nuh uh
Apollo: no
Dick Grayson: nope
Tony Stark: im trying to work! shut it
Loki: Stark?
Magnus Chase: holy shit how is loki here???
Nova Jones: ✨Magic✨
Loki: My phone just started beeping incessantly and this chat appeared. I suspect you know me somehow?
Lloyd Garmadon: So, lyke, dos nobodee heer know whats going on orrr…??
Nova Jones: I know what's going on!
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Bumblebee: Are you gonna explain…?
Nova Jones: Oh right, yeah. So basically, I got bored. So i decided to use my powers of Gatcha Logic, AO3 madness, and a whole mess of magical powers I've slowly collected over the years to make an interdimensional group chat with all my favorite fictional characters! Enjoy the chaos!!
Nova Jones has given Raphael admin privileges
Nova Jones has given Clark Kent admin privileges
Nova Jones has given XisumaVoid admin privileges
Nova Jones has given David Wymack admin privileges
Nova Jones has given Optimus Prime admin privileges
Nova Jones has given Hearthstone admin privileges
Nova Jones has given Apollo admin privileges
Nova Jones has left the chat!
Lloyd Garmadon: Wat the fuck
Leonardo: OH COME ON
Jason Todd: Fair.
Bumblebee: OPTIMUS?!?!
Blitzen: Hey! I'm just a responsible as Hearth
Hearthstone: …
Evil XisumaVoid: why does x always get the admin privileges???
Donatello: NOT FAIR!
Grian Minecraft: Because you'll abuse them Ex
Lloyd Garmadon: So lyke, do we want to introdoos ourselfs or somthing?
Leo Valdez: I don't see why not!
Leo Valdez: hi everybody! my names leo but apparently there are two leos in this chat so you can call me valdez
Leo Valdez: im sixteen years old, i live in new york, and im a proud son of hephaestus!
Leo Valdez: oh uhhhh am im not sure if im actually allowed to tell you people that
Apollo: It should be fine considering everybody here who does not know is from a different universe. And as long as my father doesn't find out.
Zeus: Find out what?
Apollo: NOPE
Apollo banned Zeus from the chat!
Apollo changed Leo Valdez’s name to Valdez!
Valdez: DUDE.
Percy Jackson: Apollo ur my new favorite Olympian!
Apollo: …Am I about to die?
Percy Jackson: Probably, but it'll be worth it
Valdez: anyway whos next?
Donatello: Hello! My name is Donatello, although I prefer Donnie. I am also sixteen years old.
Apollo changed Donatello's name to Donnie!
Leonardo: And im leo, or leon, or leonardo. whichever u want i dont rly care. Me and donnie r twins!
Apollo changed Leonardo's name to Leo!
Leonardo: Oh and were also mutant turtles along w raph and mikey
Bumblebee: Huh???
Valdez: jst go w it
Bumblebee: …Okay.
Bumblebee: Well, my name's Bumblebee but you can call me Bee for short. I… have no idea how old I am in human terms. Maturity wise I'd be about 19, so let's go with that. I'm a Cybertronian.
Leo: what is that?
Bumblebee: I'm a giant sentient robot from space.
Valdez: YOURE AN ALIEN??? THATS SO COOL!!
Apollo: …Valdez you have literally fought the Earth.
Valdez: SO???
Apollo: 🤷
Apollo changed Bumblebee's name to Bee!
Lloyd Garmadon: Shood i be conserned about wat ive just goten involvd in???
Donnie: Your spelling is physically ailing me.
Lloyd Garmadon: Well im sory I never lerned how to spel becaus my mom sent me to a skool that tranes kids to be evil and not how to propperly rite!
Donnie: …Oh. Understood.
Magnus Chase: Valid reeson to lack speling abylitys
Donnie: And what is your excuse?
Magnus Chase: I've been homeles since 14 and never realy gave a crap about school.
Magnus Chase: So do you wanna intrudoos yourself or shoud i go?
Lloyd Garmadon: I'll go
Lloyd Garmadon: My name is Lloyd, im the elementle mastre of energy and the 'prophisized' green ninja. My age is complecated, i usuly tel peeple im 23.
Apollo changed Lloyd Garmadon's name to Lloyd!
Valdez: pollo sotp lurking in the corner and come intro urlself
Apollo: *Sigh* Fine.
Apollo: My name is Apollo, if you see a small gremlin of a child calling me Lester ignore her. I'm 4,612, but I prefer to make my appearance about 16-19 depending on the day and task. I'm the Greek god of music, poetry, art, the sun, and a bunch of other stuff I'm not going to bother to name.
Meg McCaffrey: I have been summoned.
Apollo: Hello Meg!
Apollo changed Meg McCaffrey's name to Meg!
Meg: Bye
Apollo: NO! :,(
Leo: JEEZ UR OLD!
Apollo: Rude! I'm actually young compared to most gods!
Valdez: lol ur an old man
Lloyd: Wats a greek god?
Bee: I was about to ask the same thing, I haven't looked into Earth religion in a while and last I looked it was to figure out what the slag catholicism is.
Grian Minecraft: I wanna know too!
Leo: Hello 2 u 2
Grian Minecraft: Oh right hi!
Percy Jackson: A Grek god s basicaly jst a god tat the greek's invented/wrshiped, and they'r only still arond becase they keep having kds and making them go on questsand stuff in their onor
Valdez: okay that wasnt not knowing how to spoell that was just bad grammar.
Percy Jackson: Im dyselxic!
Valdez: So am i!
Percy Jackson: Barly!
Leo: barly
Donnie: barly
Apollo: barly
Percy Jackson: shut up!
Valdez: how muc effot did that msg jst take?
Percy Jackson: …go to hades.
Magnus Chase: …giting back on track, hi! Im Magnus, son of Frey. I'm Norse, and I am forever sixteen!
Apollo: Ah, Valhalla?
Magnus Chase: yep!
Apollo: My condolences
Apollo changed Magnus Chase's name to Magnus!
Loki: I'm very confused right now.
Tony Stark: Same here reindeer games.
Magnus: Go away green guy!
Lloyd: Wat did i do???
Magnus: Not you, the god!
Apollo: Me?
Magnus: NO, THE GREEN MENACE! LOKI
Loki: What in the Norns did I do to you? We're literally from different universes!
Magnus: Oh, I thoght you were my Loki. He's a dick. He's also my partners mom :(
Lloyd: Dont you meen dad…?
Magnus: Nope.
Lloyd: Oh.
Apollo: Who's next?
Grian Minecraft: Hello! My name's Grian, I'm 24, and I'm an Avian Hybrid.
Valdez: Why is your last name a video game?
Grian Minecraft: A ehat?
Valdez: …
Donnie: Interesting.
Apollo changed Grian Minecraft's name to Grain!
Grain: Oh come on! I hate autocorrect!
Apollo: Whoops, sorry lol
Apollo changed Grain's name to Grian!
Apollo: Are we missing anyone?
Meg: Its Percy's turn.
Apollo: Where did you come from?!
Meg: Teeheehee
Percy Jackson: Im Percy, son of Poseidon, I'm 18
Valdez: Wow, taht was so bland dude
Percy Jackson: I rarely gte to intriduce myself relativley normalyy let me hvae ths!
Valdez: Fair
Tony Stark: im tony, im busy, im silencing this chat until im unbusy
Apollo changed Tony Stark's name to Tony!
Loki: Wimp!
Tony: Evil Maniac!
Loki: I am Loki, of Asgard. I'm 1,047, which roughly translates to 17 in human terms.
Tony: wait what.
Tony: WE WERE FIGHTING A TEENAGER???
Tony: im gonna kill thor next time i see him
Apollo: Well I have to go to a meeting, so we'll continue introductions later?
Valdez: sounds goodd to me, i gotta go hlp emmie in the kistchen now anywy
Percy: Alrit, talk to yo guyis lter ig!
Valdez: Adios!
Apollo: Goodbye!
Lloyd: by!
Leo: ttyl
Bee: Bye
Grian: Cya
Donnie: Farewell
Magnus: byebye!
Percy: bi!