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molly <3
@missmtl
can’t we have one good thing???
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lai pike @lailaloveshockey · Feb 2
Replying to @missmtl
what does this mean #imscared
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molly <3 @missmtl · Feb 2
Replying to @lailaloveshockey
girl, the texts
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lai pike @lailaloveshockey · Feb 2
Replying to @missmtl
noooooooo
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quinny @shanehollandersleftdimple · Feb 2
Replying to @missmtl
wait, i’m still confused. what happened?????
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quinny @shanehollandersleftdimple · Feb 2
Replying to @missmtl
okay i found them but idk i think there has to be some kind of explanation. shane wouldn't do this
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lai pike @lailaloveshockey ·Feb 2
Replying to @shanehollandersleftdimple
usually i'd be putting on the clown makeup with you but uhhhh https://twitter.com/...
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A reporter is chatting with Gilbert Comeau after a game about the way the Metros played. Comeau is saying it was a team effort, a hard-fought win. In the background, Shane Hollander sits at his stall. His undershirt clings to his skin with sweat, showing every curve and ridge of his muscles. That might be what originally draws people's attention, but it isn't what keeps it. Hollander is on his phone. His entire screen is visible.
Lily
fuck off.
mm. i don’t think you want this
i think you want me
are you hard right now?
do you ever give it a rest?
not when you play like this
Pike walks over to his stall and Hollander shifts, his screen disappearing. A sliver of his face is visible now. He's staring intently at his phone, brow pinched in concentration or maybe irritation. His mouth tightens at something he reads. Pike eclipses him entirely, stripping his gear. Flashes of Hollander come into view now and then as he changes, between the gaps of shoulder pads and Pike's torso. Tapping, frowning, always fixated on his phone. When Pike leaves, the screen is visible again and these are on it. No one is typing. Hollander seems to be waiting, or maybe just thinking.
Lily
would be very easy
you could just use your backhand
fuck off
not very nice thing to say to someone who has gift for you
🙄 you only think you’re a gift
no one else has any complaints 😜
maybe you should text them then and stop bothering me
Finally, he locks his phone and puts it down, still frowning. Comeau's still talking in the foreground about playing hard and getting pucks deep.
shaney's bae
@sholeander
am i the only one who doesn't think they're that bad?
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naz @russianlovemachine · Feb 2
Replying to @sholeander
thank you, shaney's bae, for your unbiased opinion
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shaney's bae @sholeander · Feb 2
Replying to @russianlovemachine
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mac13 @puckrat · Feb 2
Replying to @russianlovemachine
idk these are pretty tame
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lai pike @lailaloveshockey · Feb 2
Replying to @puckrat
for anyone else yeah but sent by shane "aw shucks" hollander...
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@conconrs
"use your backhand" aw it sounds like she was complimenting him :(
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caro @carotalkshockey · Feb 3
Replying to @conconrs
ik i feel like i don't know him at all
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priya
@metrossexual
ohhhh so that's how shane hollander fumbled rose landry so hard
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ilya's curls
@rahrahrozanov
when i'm in a being misogynistic competition and my opponent is *checks notes* shane hollander???
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raider?
@ihardlyknowher
shane hollander mean shane hollander misogynist shane hollander asshole have we considered shane hollander no game? if i had a girl texting me all that i would not be saying fuck off
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naz @russianlovemachine · Feb 3
Replying to @ihardlyknowher
load bearing if
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ilya's curls @rahrahrozanov · Feb 3
Replying to @russianlovemachine
damn get her naz
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raider? @ihardlyknowher · Feb 3
Replying to @russianlovemachine
:/ oomf
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naz @russianlovemachine · Feb 3
Replying to @ihardlyknowher
:) ly ray
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elle pikeander
@shayshayshayden
shane only texted her like that bc she's just supposed to be his beard but she can't take a hint
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lai pike
@lailaloveshockey
radical self care is ignoring #those pike fans
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raider?
@ihardlyknowher
still not an acceptable way to talk to a woman! hope that helps <3
elle pikeander @shayshayshayden · Feb 3
shane only texted her like that bc she's just supposed to be his beard but she can't take a hint
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lai pike
@lailaloveshockey
@ihardlyknowher
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naz @russianlovemachine · Feb 3
Replying to @lailaloveshockey
hey not too much on my girl now
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raider @ihardlyknowher · Feb 3
Replying to @russianlovemachine
aw you do care <3
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mtl's third cup
@allezmtl
have we considered that this is how they flirt?
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molly <3 @missmtl · Feb 3
Replying to @allezmtl
nobody likes that, not even from shane hollander
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gr8/7 central @wi1d1ife · Feb 3
Replying to @missmtl
you know it's bad when even the metros girlies can't defend it
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lily @bos81 · Feb 3
Replying to @missmtl
speak for yourself
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molly <3 @missmtl · Feb 3
Replying to @bos81
🙄 of course it's a roz fan
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pens fan
@ryanpen39
i thought hollander was gay?
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elle pikeander @shayshayshayden · Feb 3
Replying to @ryanpen39
he is!
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mai @hollan0vreal · Feb 3
Replying to @ryanpen39
ppl just think he is
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elle pikeander @shayshayshayden · Feb 3
Replying to @hollan0vreal
hollanov? you're delusional
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mai @hollan0vreal · Feb 3
Replying to @shayshayshayden
okay neighbor
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elle pikeander @shayshayshayden · Feb 3
Replying to @hollan0vreal
whose attention was he trying to get with lily? yeah, hayden's right there
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elle pikeander @shayshayshayden · Feb 3
Replying to @hollan0vreal
seek help
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mai @hollan0vreal · Feb 3
Replying to @shayshayshayden
when they lock us in the pysch ward it'll be in adjacent rooms
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pens fan @ryanpen39 · Feb 3
Replying to @hollan0vreal
...so he's not gay?
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bee
@bleedblue
did you see his face?
mtl's third cup @allezmtl · Feb 3
have we considered that this is how they flirt?
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bee @bleedblue · Feb 3
Replying to @bleedblue
genuinely only ever seen him that pissed before when rozanov was being a dick
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lily @bos81 · Feb 3
Replying to @bleedblue
😏 is special skill
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priya
@metrossexual
...you don't think...
lily @bos81 · Feb 3
speak for yourself
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quinny @shanehollandersleftdimple · Feb 3
Replying to @metrossexual
no way in hell hollander's dating a 🤢 boston fan
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marleau !! @raidersgirl · Feb 3
Replying to @metrossexual
don't feed the trolls
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💋🏒
@puckerup
all shane hollander knows is get pucks deep, score insane goal, and fumble beautiful women
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boiziau my boy <3
@jjjulia
@metrossexual hmm...
lily @bos81 · Feb 3
😏 is special skill
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priya @metrossexual · Feb 3
Replying to @jjjulia
SEE!!!!!
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marleau !! @raidersgirl · Feb 3
Replying to @metrossexual
...okay is there an extra seat in this clown car
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viv @vivamontreal · Feb 3
Replying to @jjjulia
"lily" wishes
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