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Soobin had a secret. Every night without fail, he would wait for his members to fall asleep before he put on his AirPods to listen to his favorite music, and logged onto a secret twitter account. Even the mutual followers he'd made on this account had no idea they were chatting and sharing GIFs with the K-Pop superstar. He utilized this account always in secret and always at night in the hope that his members would never find out. He denied the app access to his camera and only allowed select photos in his photo album to cut down on the likelihood that he would accidentally post something incriminating. Meticulously, he examined everything before he posted; one mistake could open him up to untold levels of humiliation.
Yes, Soobin had a secret twitter account, but why would he go to such extreme lengths to hide this side of himself from the members and the world? It was because Soobin had a secret hard stan twitter account where he posted all manner of sexually perverse desires, shared smut-filled fanfiction recommendations, and shared nude fan renderings. His members were well aware of his perverse nature, accepting that it was simply how Soobin was wired, but they had no idea that the subject of his midnight stan twitter deviousness were in fact the members of TXT themselves.
On this particular morning, Beomgyu woke up first and he sauntered through the house, waiting for the others to wake up. With his hair still disheveled from sleep, he stumbled upon Soobin in their living sleeping on the couch, his mouth agape, and breathing slowly. With the idea to mess with him, he quietly crept up to Soobin, freezing when he discovered Soobin's phone lying next to him, open and stuck on a video that was preventing his phone from sleeping. Curious, he picked up the phone and soon realized that Soobin had the twitter app opened and he clicked on the notification tab. Confusion gripped him as he didn't recognize any of these as TXT official posts. He clicked on the profile and began reading through the accounts' tweets.
Soobin slept peacefully, as Beomgyu's jaw dropped with each post he read, and he quickly screenshot everything he could, sent them to himself, and deleted the evidence from Soobin's phone before sitting it next to its owner and tiptoeing away. Completely unaware that his secret life was about to be exposed, Soobin dreamed about Yeonjun's GGUM dance, wishing it was him bent over in front of his gyrating waist.
Meanwhile, Beomgyu was frantically shaking Kai awake and with his fingers pressed to his lips, they tiptoed to Taehyun's room who was also unceremoniously awakened and hushed into silence. The trio finally made their way to Yeonjun's room where Beomgyu bolted the door and shook him awake as well.
"What the fuck Beomgyu! Why did you wake me?" Yeonjun asked, looking around. "And why isn't Soobin here?" he asked.
"I have to show you all something about Soobin. His phone was unlocked next to him this morning and I picked it up," Beomgyu said.
"Hold on. Why would you go through Soobin's phone? That's not cool," Taehyun said.
"That's not the point. I screenshot these tweets from a twitter account that he was logged into on his phone. Take a look," Beomgyu said, sending the tweets to a group chat the four of them had without Soobin.
The room was silent as they read the tweets. Kai's hand shot to his mouth as he read. Taehyun looked at his phone wide-eyed, his eyebrows threatening to disappear into his hair. A smirk crept across Yeonjun's face, and he searched the twitter handle and read more in depth.
"And you're sure Soobin was logged into this account?" Taehyun asked.
"Yes I'm sure. I went to the profile and the option to edit the account was visible. Look at the Bunny Girl Senpai pfp; it's right up his freaky alley. Soobin has a pervy twitter account, and he's perving out on all of us with his other pervy little online friends," Beomgyu said.
"This is insane," Kai said.
"You don't know the half of it. Look," Yeonjun replied, passing Kai his phone.
Kai scrolled, his mouth widening by the second. "Oh my God. He's a FREAK," Kai said, passing the phone to Taehyun.
Taehyun read and looked up at the others in amazement. "I'm speechless," he said, handing the phone to Beomgyu.
Beomgyu took a closer look that he hadn't been able to in front of Soobin. "Look at this: he always tweets after 1 am. We're usually asleep by then," Beomgyu said.
"Now that you mention it. Sometimes if I wake up in the middle of the night to pee, there's light coming from Soobin's room or he's in the living room on his phone," Taehyun said.
They sat in silence as the puzzle pieces began to fit and they were forced to accept this new bit of information about their friend.
"So what does this mean?" Kai asked, looking around at everyone.
"Come on guys. Soobin's our friend. He can't help that he's a big pervert," Beomgyu said.
Yeonjun was biting his bottom lip, his mind racing as he tried processing this information. He couldn't say he was that surprised by this development; Soobin had always been a bit of a question mark. His looks lingered a little too long, his hugs were always a little too close, and he was always finding an excuse to touch them or be touched by them. Yeonjun had also grown used to the perverted way he smiled when they did something as innocuous as pat him on the back when he coughed. Not to mention he was always provoking one of them to physically attack him. Just last week, he pretended not to notice the raging boner Soobin had when he had him in a headlock and Taehyun and Beomgyu pretended to punch him. Everything was beginning to make sense, and a devious plan began to form in his mind.
"Look, Soobin might be a perv, but he's a hot perv. I say we use him," Yeonjun said.
Kai, Taehyun and Beomgyu's heads all spun around to stare at him.
"What do you mean ‘use him’?” Beomgyu asked.
"Well he wants to eat Kai's ass. I say Kai sits on his face until he's satisfied. If he wants petplay with Beomgyu, we get him a leash. Stuff like that," Yeonjun said.
"What, we just use him however we want?" Kai asked.
"No, think about what Yeonjun is saying. We use him however he wants," Taehyun said.
"Yes, exactly. We'll go through all of his tweets and give him what he's online begging for," Yeonjun said.
"I don't know guys. Soobin's our friend," Beomgyu said.
"You can use him however you want. I'm sure he wouldn't think twice if you fucked yourself with his cock," Yeonjun said, making Beomgyu blush crimson at the implication.
"I'm in. I think it's a good idea," Kai said.
"Me too. I say we start off small and just mess with him. Caresses and things like that before we go nuclear on him," Taehyun said.
"That sounds good. Are you in Beomgyu? All or nothing," Yeonjun said.
Beomgyu was agonizing about whether he wanted to do this or not. Yeonjun's quip about wanting Soobin to fuck him was low, but it wasn't inaccurate. He'd admired Soobin for some time, and the lingering hugs never bothered him; they thrilled him in fact, but he'd always assumed Soobin was just a harmless prankster. If he really wanted him in that way, Beomgyu would be foolish to let an opportunity like this pass.
Beomgyu didn't notice the look that passed between Kai and Taehyun. The two best friends knew exactly why Beomgyu was hesitant and had he listened to them before and made his feelings for Soobin known, they may not even have gotten to this point. Taehyun and Kai were sympathetic, but they had their own motivations for wanting to do this. The two friends loved each other, but neither one had any romantic feelings for the other. Despite that, they intended to grow old together and had a mutual bucket list of things they wanted to do together. Unbeknownst to Soobin, he had just shot to the top of the list.
Yeonjun didn't care what motivated the others, he merely wanted Soobin under him. He didn't know how much more obvious he could be about how much he liked Soobin's ass, but for the good of the group he kept his true nature to himself. Now that he had confirmation that Soobin wanted it as much he wanted to give it, Soobin ass was as good as fucked, and he intended to make use of him quickly.
"Well?" Taehyun, Kai, and Yeonjun said in unison.
"OK I'm in," Beomgyu said, shuddering.
"Alright. I'm gonna go make coffee. Remember, we don't know anything," Yeonjun said.