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It was a very hazbin hotel day. Vox walked down the street when he saw HIM. A very sexy anthropomorphic off-brand IPhone4. "OH MY GOD. AM I FALLING FOR MEPHONE4?" He asked KuroSetsu, the god of everything. "Lol yes." said KuroSetsu, the god of everything.
It was a very inanimate insane day. MePhone4 was reading his copy of the communist manifesto when he bumped into HIM. A very sexy demon with a flat-screen TV for a head. He dropped his communist manifesto like an IDIOT. "is this yours?" asked Vox. "WFWEPOiFKFSWEJTOWEPROIPEI OPEWr" said MePhone4, in the normal way. "OH MY GOD. IS THIS THE KIND OF ROMANCE THAT COMES FROM A COMMUNIST MANIFESTO?" He asked KuroSetsu, the god of everything. "Lol yes." said KuroSetsu, the god of everything.
It was a very crack crossover day. MePhone4 and Vox were riding the ferris wheel together. "PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE BE MY BOYFRIEND PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE" MePhone4 begged on his knees. "Sure." said Vox, who found that hot.
It was a very tomodachi life day and also their wedding day. "VOX WITH BIG DREAMS AND GOALSSSSSSS, MEPHONE4 WHO ALWAYS KNOWS JUST WHAT TO SAYYYY, LET THEM SING SONGS OF LOVEE!!" sang Test Tube.
It was a very Mediterranean day and also their honeymoon. "Greetings from Sicily! Glad I got to see it before Italy boots it off the globe!" said Vox. I'm not joking, he deadass said that. "We brought back a souvenir!" Vox said to KuroSetsu, the god of everything, when they came back. "But I'm a fat slob, so I ate it all." KuroSetsu killed MePhone4.
the end or something idk