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-Chapter 5: Happy Birthday-
'What are you gonna do with the footage?' Nira asked from the driver's seat.
'I'll sit on it till she threatens me again.'
Amateur.
'Oh yeah, just see what happens hey?'
'Yeah, I don't want to poke the bear, you know?'
'For sure.'
Elsie and Nira had no intention of letting this much volatility lie in wait for long.
'Say, what's your star sign, Natalia?'
'Sag, December 20. What about you guys?'
'Ahh, only just eh!'
'Well, I don't actually know because my early childhood wasn't really recorded and yeah...' Nira replied.
'Ohh, I'm sorry.'
'It's fine, I just pick whatever one I feel like each day!'
'Now that's an advantage we don't all have. What about you Elsie?'
'Pisces, March 5th.'
'Oooh, deep.'
'Yeah, fish go deep, bitch!'
'Actually, while we're on the topic, would you ladies like to come to my 26th birthday party? To be fair I think you might be my saviors, only if you wanted to come that is.'
'What do you need saving from?'
'Well, my friend group isn't exactly gelling with me if you haven't picked up on.'
'So, what, you're inviting Samantha and Ingrid too?'
'Yeah, keeping up appearances and all that...'
Fantastic. This is the moment.
'Nira, whatdya reckon?' Elsie probed.
'Fuck yeah, I'm down.'
Natalia parted ways with Elsie and Nira, they'd chat online occasionally up until the big twenty six.
20th December 2026 - Elsie's and Nira's house
'The invite said BYO drinks and swimwear. Do they have a pool?' Nira asked.
'I'm not sure... would you want to swim if they did?'
'Could be nice, it's pretty warm out there today.'
'Are you going to behave?'
'Behave, how?'
'Like, not walk in buzzing and strobing like a vibrating Christmas tree.'
'Oh, that. Well, I've got one yoni pebble, that's it. No LED's, no motors, I promise.'
'Very good, Nira. I know you can get a bit pent up when you're out of the house for more than five minutes but you can handle this!'
'Yes sir!'
'It's yes ma'am, I've a puss and clit, not balls and dick.'
'I've seen you wear balls and a dick. You put it inside me and made me soak the doormat. That gave me real bad chafing on my undercarriage for like a week! Do you remember that?'
...
'Elsie?'
'I love you but you're impossible sometimes.'
'I love you too. So what's the plan again?'
'Nira!'
'I'm kidding, I'm kidding. Insert the video into the photo slideshow and then drink the carnage with you, with us looking sexy in the corner.'
'You got it.'
'Elsie, should I wear a thong or a bikini bottom?'
'It depends, do you want to get spit roasted or eye fucked?
'Thong it is.'
'And what are you wearing? Little miss Dracula. You got the blacks as usual and now you got the red strappy bikini top, very Victorian. Very Elsie, sexy.'
'Oh stop it, you. You'll make me blush.'
'I can do more than that... do you wanna lick my yoni stone?'
'I... we need to go!'
'Come on, just a quick sesh before we go?'
'We need to get that video on the computer without being seen. If everyones there, it might be harder to be subtle.'
'Always, always the spoil sport.'
'This'll be worth it, Nira. Then I'll oleofy your flesh with my skrigmelia transmitika all fucking night and eat your ass until you're blue in the face.'
'Now I'm gonna blush.' Nira said, fanning her face.
The ladies finished getting ready and drove the the party.
Natalia's and Jamie's house
'Hey! So glad you guys could come!' Natalia greeted Elsie and Nira with open arms.
'Yeah, of course! We're so keen!'
'Mmm, something smells delish! What's cooking?' Nira asked, looking past Natalia in the doorway as if to spot the food.
'Jamie's out the back on the barbie.'
'Sick, I could gobble a few snags right now.'
Elsie and Natalia shared a concerned look and chuckled softly.
'So, are we the first guests?'
'No, actually, Ingrid's here.'
This is perfect, maybe I can bait Samantha into furiously telling on herself instead of compromising Natalia. At least for now. Nira thought.
'Oh, cool...'
'Well, come on in, beers and wines are just over here in the buckets. Toilet and bathroom, down there and to the left. Now if you follow me, I'll find some snags for you to gobble, Nira.'
'Bless you, Nat.'
Elsie gave Nira a wicked smile as they followed Natalia outside.
'Hey! How are ya? I'm Jamie.'
'Nira. Nice to meet you.' she said with a fist bump.
'Ditto, and?
'Elsie. Pleasure to meet you.' she answered with a firm handshake.
'Ooh, strong grip, I like it.'
'Ingrid! Good to see you again. How've you been? It was nice to have that get together the other day, right?' Nira exclaimed.
'Oh, hey guys. Yeah, that was cool. Hey... you didn't happen to stick around afterward or see anyone hanging around the house?'
Oh...
'Umm... nothing sticks out at me. Elsie?'
'Hmm, I don't think so. Why do you ask?'
'Oh, Sam and I just thought we heard some people talking outside the house.'
'Huh, strange. Well you never know who's poking their noses around these days.'
'So true...'
'Fuck!'
'Jamie! It's a fucking sausage, are so you dense that you can't even not burn a damn sausage?'
The guests went silent.
'Babes, calm down, we've got loads to go round.'
'Don't tell me to calm down. You probably got distracted by looking at their tits, didn't you. No offence, ladies.'
'I feel like this is uncalled for, why are you so rizzed right now?'
'Fuck off, Jamie. Way to make the birthday girl feel special.' Natalia screeched before storming inside.
'Pss, Elsie, change of plan.'
'Nira, what are you talking about?'
'Go with her, I'm gonna swoon on Ingrid and razz Samantha.'
'That's not what we agreed!'
'I know, but you trust me, right? You can count on me, Count.'
Fine, but don't get reckless!'
'Pff, as if. Ooop.'
'Ooop?'
'It's all good, I just though my yoni was about to eject.'
'Fuck, Nira.' Elsie exclaimed before following Natalia inside.
'So, Inny. You like smoking weed?'
'Uh...'
'It's okay, I'm not a cop.'
'I figured--because we bought some from you?'
'That's right, you did. Was it good?'
'Yeah, it was.'
'Did you want some now?'
'I mean...'
Nira had lit the joint previously nestled in her bun, seemingly in the blink of an eye.
'Where'd you...'
'So why'd Natalia ask us to bring our swimmers?'
'They've got an inflatable pool.'
'Where is it?'
'Jamie, where's the pool?'
'Shit, sorry guys, I forgot to blow it up last night.'
'Right... well Inny and I can do that while you make sure the snags don't ignite. Where's it stored?'
'Shed, back left, up high.'
'Shall we?' Nira offered her hand to hold and passed the joint. Ingrid froze but quickly thawed as a result of Nira's disarming smile.
'Shed, back left, up high, ahh, there it is. Hmm, you're a bit taller than me, maybe you could lift me up?' Nira suggested.
'Yeah, I don't see any ladders around. Do you want to finish this off?'
'Nah, all yours.'
'Suit yourself.' Ingrid said as she drew the remaining smoke from the glowing remnant.
'Alright, let me just take this off for a sec, I don't want to catch it on the shelving.'
Nira untied the thin wraparound, revealing her wobbling, barely covered buttocks and slung breasts.
Ingrid didn't say anything, though Nira felt eyes sizzling her ass cheeks.
'Oh, I didn't think this through, you don't want my ass in your face when you lift me. I'll put my wrap back on.'
'Nira.'
'Yeah, whats is it?'
'It's fine, keep it off.'
'You sure?'
'Yeah, girl, don't stress.'
'You're cool, ya know. And... I promise I won't fart in your face.'
'Ahh haha, yeah, please don't'
'Phew, I thought maybe I went too far with that one.'
'Well, I'm not a prude, I can take it.'
'Oh, yeah? Is it a competition now?
'I can lift you up and get some butt in face action too. What're you wearing under the dress anyway? Did you bring bathers?'
'Yeah.'
Ingrid hoisted her summery floral midi dress to reveal an electric blue v-taper bikini set.
'Fuuuck, give me some of that!'
'Geez, you're going to make me blush and we haven't even gotten the pool yet.'
'Ingrid.'
'Mmm?'
'Can I kiss you?'
'Uhm... maybe?'
'I think you're so sweet and sexy and I can sense when a girl is, you know, into girls too.'
'You think I'm a lesbian?'
'I just said I think you're into girls; you could be into guys too for all I know. You look like a very girly girl so... who knows?'
...
'Hey, no pressure. We can get the pool and just be friends, smoke a few more cones and get some beers going. Celebrate Nat's birthday.'
'Alright, let's get the pool, no hard feelings?'
'No hard feelings. Hug?'
'Sure.'
The embrace lasted long enough for Nira's beading skin to transfer it's pattern to Ingrid's dress.
'Okay, beam me up!'
Ingrid's grip slipped numerous times while grabbing her above the hip, so instead, Nira suggested 'Maybe piggyback me?'
I hope I don't leave a wet patch on her neck, or maybe I hope I do. Dirty Nira! Dirty!
'Yeah... alright lets do that.'
...
'Finally! We've got the pool and the pump. Now, let's get back out there before people think we're upto no good.'
'Nira.'
'I do like girls, and I like you, and I want to kiss you--bad.'
It was the pheromones, gets em every time.
'Come here.'
Ingrid obeyed, now, nose to nose they breathed heavily together until one relented.
She couldn't resist Nira's charm any longer, smooching her lips with reckless abandon.
'Ahh, here they a...'
'Ingrid. Nira. Nice to see you both. This is Rupert, my boyfriend.'
Nira saw the redness envelop Ingrid's face, a dead giveaway for shame and embarrassment.
'So sorry to interrupt, we'll leave you to it.' Samantha's voice brimming with jealous vitriol.
'Nice to meet you, Nira.' Rupert said.
'Let's go babe.' she said, taking his arm forcefully in hand.
'Shit! I can't believe that just happened.' Ingrid stated, holding her hand over mouth.
'What's wrong?'
...
'Never mind.'
'Well clearly something's up. Aren't you guys like besties?'
'Yeah...'
'So?'
'She doesn't approve of girls with girls?'
'No, it's not that.'
'Well I don't understand, you don't have a partner do you?'
'Not... no, I don't'
'Ingrid, I won't ask any more but I'm here for you.'
Her face softened into a genuine smile. 'Thank you.'
*Why, why, why does she hook up with Sam?*
'Now, are you ready to show off that smoke show of yours?'
'Let's do it.'
The filling of the pool was tedious work, made hostile by the rotten stares coming from Samantha every so often.
A pool big enough for 8 people with room to spare was now ready to be enjoyed, the only problem was Natalia was still inside with Elsie.
'I'm fucking hot; are you coming Inny Inny?'
The predictable glance at Samantha for some kind of approval preceded Ingrid's meek entrance into the Summer day's respite.
'I mean even though the air's hot, every time I step into cool water, my nips turn into those red emergency break glass hammer heads, look!'
'Oh--umm, Nira they're certainly present.'
'You can say that again! Hahaha. Ooop, not again.'
'What's wrong?'
'Nothing, all good.' she replied. Feeling the pebble try to escape past the thin strip of fabric.
Maybe I should go and check on El.