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2026-03-18
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2026-03-21
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not "your' anything

Summary:

SHANE: Lily.
LILY: Hello
SHANE: Dead to me.
What the actual fuck?
LILY: ??
SHANE: what. The. Hell. Did. You. Do.
LILY: ahh
I am in trouble
Yes?

 
Or Ilya's teammates add "Jane" to the Boston WAG group chat in the height of their "no, we aren't falling in love, whatever do you mean" era (2014-2016-ish?).

Notes:

Sooooo... How we going?
My queer little hockey players with their repressed trauma, MH issues and undiagnosed 'tism have, I fear, taken over my heart. I spend 22 out of 24 hours thinking about them. It's a problem...
ANYWHO. Please enjoy an indulgent texting fic. I've been reading a lot of the texting/social media fics and I really like it. It's a challenge to tell a story in only texts or SM posts, and I feel like it's a good way to get into the characters you are writing.
I intend to write more of this universe, maybe a series who knows?! You'll probably find a lot of the character will be slightly to full OC, though I am doing my best to keep them as close to original character as possible. Enjoy!

Chapter 1: Dead to Me

Chapter Text

2015 (est?) - AFTER NIGHTMARE VEGAS ROOM SCENE

Lily

Today 15:15 PM
Lily.
Lily
hello
Dead to me.
What the fuck?!
Lily
??
What.the.hell.did.you.do.
Lily
ahh
I am in trouble, da?
Trouble? TROUBLE?
You added me to the fucking Boston WAG chat!
Lily
ehhh incorrect
buzzer noise
I did not add you
Hammersmith added you
LILY.
Lily
what?! Is truth
No wait, is lie.
Marly was sneaky sneaky and got your number off phone while I daydream. Boston WAG Matilda added you
But I did not add my Jane to gossip WAGS
Not "your" jane.
and what the fuck could you have possibly been daydreaming about to not notice someone stealing your phone?
Lily
Very good question, I will answer
I was dreaming of delicious sounds you make
okay
Lily
when I use my mouth on your cock
Stop.
Lily
and you come so pretty<3
like religious experience yes?
Jesus Christ.
Lily
EHHH
Wrong again
I am "Lily", best lover with best cock
This isn't fucking funny Rozanov!
Someone could find out! One phone call and we're fucked!
Lily
Oh my god Hollander
You are making big deal out of ant hill! It is okay
It isn't okay, you asshole! And it's "making a mountain out of a mole hill"
Lily
whatever
stupid english with stupid words
is still same meaning. You are being worried for no reason
is little funny, even
I hate you.
Lily
This is not what you said last time
You very much liked me last time
And my cock
See if I ever touch your cock again after the stunt you just pulled!
Or let you touch me
Asshole.
Lily
again it was not me!
and nooo I love touching you, is one of favourite things to do
And you love it when I touch you too, yes?
Today 15:27 PM
Jane?
...Jane
Hollander, come backkkk
Today 15:32 PM
Please say you joke. pretend
what the fuck is the word i want? Fuck english!!
Hollander!