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"Shovel talk?" Bruce asks, dragging the words out like he's wading through molasses, trying to split his attention between the computer calibrations and Steph's endless chatter. It's a losing battle. She jumps from topic to topic like she's on a trampoline, ignoring every subtle signal Bruce throws that screams, leave me alone with my numbers.
"Of course," she says like it's the most obvious thing in the world, flopping into the chair next to him and twisting just enough to make Bruce want to teleport out of the room. "You're their father. Your sacred duty is to track down each boyfriend and threaten to bite their balls out with your teeth if they dare break their hearts."
(Or, Bruce tries to be a good parent and learns that's part of the procedure to give his sons' boyfriends the shovel talk. It goes amazing. (contains irony.))
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