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00:27
Mav: HELP
Ice: what’s wrong?
Wood: You okay?
Mav: THE HOUSE IS HAUNTED
Mav: ITS HOING TO GET ME
Mav: TELL ICE I LOVE HIM
Mav: TELL SLIDER HE CAN DRIVE IFF A CLIFF
Mav: WOLF YOU CAN HAVE MY BIKE
Wolf: really?? Thanks
Slider: CAN NONE OF YOU GO TO BED AT A DECENT HOUR?!
Replying to: TELL SLIDER HE CAN DRIVE IFF A CLIFF
Slider: WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU?!
Ice: why so many caps?
Chipper: for real, tho. It’s too late for this
Chipper: Ice isn’t even using proper grammar
Wood: THATS WHAT IT IS
Wood: I WAS WONDERING WHY HIS TEXTS LOOKED SO WEIRD
Mav: GUYS
Mav: THIS PLACE IS HAUNTED
Mav: IM GONNA DIE
Ice: would you relax? You’re not gonna die
Ice: sleep on our couch if you’re that scared
Mav: …
Mav: I’m scared to leave my bed
Ice: 🤦♂️
Wood: he’s so done
Slider: he’s slowly counting down from ten
Slider: if I wasn’t expecting it it’d be freaking me out
Slider: I can hear him through the wall
Wolf: I CHOKED
Chipper: on what? 😏
Wood: on me
Sunny: GUYS ITS TOO LATE FOR THIS
Replying to: on me
Wolf: please, like you have anything to choke on
Wood: you say that like my callsign isn’t literally Wood 💀
Sunny: i CACKLED
Chipper: I don’t know whether to laugh or cry
Mav: DO NONE OF YOU CARE ABOUT ME?!
Mav: IM BEING HARRASSED BY A VENGEFUL SPIRIT!!!
Ice: what makes you think it’s vengeful?
Ice: how many people have you killed, Mav? 🤨
Mav: search me
Ice: if it makes you feel better, it won’t actually do anything to you
Ice: probably
Wood: Iceman believes in ghosts?!?!?!
Ice: of course
Ice: there is a corpse-looking one that walks the halls of the admiral’s house
Ice: I grew up with it
Wolf: EXCUSE ME?!?!
Chipper: WHAT?!
Ice: his name’s Herbert
Mav: …and he never did anything?
Ice: attacked me a couple times when I was locked in the cellar, but most of the time he was chill
Ice: sometimes I’d have tea with him
Sunny: BACK UP
Mav: that is severely worrying
Mav: also
Mav: IM GONNA DIE
Slider: *sigh* Tom, why would you tell him that?
Wolf: ooooohhhhhh
Sunny: ooOOOh
Wood: ooooohhhhhhhh
Chipper: OOOOOHH
Mav: big oof
Wolf: he even used astericts
Wolf: *asteroids
Wolf: *astericks
Wolf: shoot me
Wood: lol
Chipper: now Sli has to baby sit two of them
Sunny: rip
Replying to: *sigh* Tom, why would you tell him that?
Ice: I don’t see why that’d concern him
Wood: it’d concern you too if you weren’t dropped on your head as a kid
Mav: real
Ice: never mind, if you wanna leave you gotta bunk at wood and wolf’s
Mav: aww 🥺
Mav: but Ice…
Ice: forget it, I’m going to bed
Mav: Ice, please?
Mav: Ice?
Wolf: oof, he’s giving you the cold shoulder
Wood: …I hope that wasn’t meant to be a pun
Wolf: I PROMISE IT WASNT
Wolf: I DIDNT EVEN REALIZE
Chipper: lol
Sunny: Ice has the right idea. It’s time for bed
Slider: right idea my rear
Slider: he’s grabbing his coat and his keys
Slider: to go rescue the idiot
Wood: AWWWW! 🥰
Wolf: so much for tough love
Wolf: big softie
01:32
Ice: Mav was right, for the record
Ice: his place is haunted