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Okay. So. I sit two rows behind Yeon Sieun in homeroom, and yes I know how that sounds. No, I’m not obsessed. I'm simply... deeply invested in the sociopolitical implications of his skincare routine and waist-to-shoulder ratio. As is the rest of Eunjang.
Because Yeon Sieun isn’t just hot. He’s art. He’s like if a porcelain doll and a blunt-force trauma had a baby. He has the prettiest eyes I’ve ever seen, like actual boba. His personality is terrifying. He once made a boy cry just by blinking at him. I watched it happen. Life-changing.
So when Ahn Suho — tall, broad, ex-comatose, very much the human embodiment of “touch him and die” — walked into school after recovery and bee-lined to Sieun like a moth to a grayscale flame, I was like… hmm. Curious.
At first, I thought maybe it was trauma bonding. You know, classic. Suho was in a coma. Sieun visited him every day. There's definitely fanfic of that. (No comment on whether I wrote it.)
But then. Then.
Suho started carrying Sieun’s bag.
Unprompted.
Every day.
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Scene: The Hallway (aka my Vietnam)
Baku: “You forgot your bag, Sieun.”
Sieun: “No, I didn’t.”
turns to see Suho already holding it
Sieun: “Oh. Yeah.”
Juntae: “Wait, do you just let him do that?”
Sieun: shrugs “He likes it.”
Suho: “I do.”
Gotak: “Bro. That’s so— I don’t even know what that is.”
Me (silently): It’s love. You idiots. You’re witnessing domestic bliss.
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And okay, I could let that go. Maybe Suho’s just... helpful. Maybe he’s, like, in a post-coma Florence Nightingale haze. Who am I to judge?
BUT THEN. I walked into the empty art room during lunch one day (don’t ask why), and I saw it. Saw them.
Suho was feeding Sieun tteokbokki. With chopsticks.
Sieun was sitting on Suho’s lap.
Suho had his hand under Sieun’s hoodie, on his waist.
Sieun was blushing.
I blacked out for three seconds.
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Scene: Group Chat Chaos (aka Eunjang Confessions Goes Feral)
@confessionsEJ:
anonymous pls
is it just me or are suho and sieun like. weirdly married
like suho glares at ppl who look at sieun too long. and sieun just lets him???
@juntae_unfiltered:
wait are they DATING
why was i not informed
i’m in the friend group this is so fake
@baku_bby:
no way sieun would date suho he’s mean
@gotak420:
ok but imagine they ARE dating
that would explain the time i asked sieun for a pencil and suho kicked my chair
@confessionsEJ:
UPDATE: someone just saw suho kiss sieun on the neck behind the gym. chaos.