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What the hell, Peter?! by paralleling
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
15 May 2025
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“Hey, ‘Pool, remember what you said when we first met?”
“About how adorable you were in your Tobey Maguire movies?”
“What? No, you never said that. Tobey Who?”
“Ah, never mind, that was in the comics, I think it was Cable and Deadpool #24? Hmmm… Oh, wait, I remember, I was telling you about how you had the finest ass I’d ever—”
“No," Spider-Man cuts in, firmly. “No, Deadpool, it was like, after all that. After we fought together for the first time, remember what you said?” He motions with his hands as though he was trying to prompt the right response.
“Oh! That you were so cute and awesome, you could get a free hit on the house— oh.” His white lenses widen with realization, then squint in confusion. “Wait, Spider-Man wants to call in a hit on someone?”
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As Parker luck would have it, it's awfully hard for Peter to die. He's tried everything he can think of: hanging, drowning, overdosing, gassing, cutting... He's been blessed with the powers of a spider and the immortality of a goddamn cockroach. In a final, desperate attempt to end his life, he asks Deadpool to put out a hit on a seemingly ordinary civilian: Peter Parker.
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Moonbeam by HolisticMistake
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
21 Aug 2026
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"Spidey, Spidey, Spidey. Now would be an excellent time for you to become a missing person."
When Deadpool jokingly tells Spider-Man to drop off the face of the earth, he never expects the universe to listen. Eventually, Spider-Man resurfaces, but he has changed into someone cold, distant, and guilt-ridden. Wade arms himself with bad jokes and merciless devotion, determined to help that old Spidey find his way back.
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- Part 3 of Graveyard fics
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04 Oct 2026
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Brand New Bug Things by iswsifobaaigwtsswab
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
11 Sep 2026
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Peter started gaining some new spider traits he's never had before.
His most recent development is definitely Wade's favorite, and he is going to use Peter's new instincts to his advantage.
Something, something, Peter gets fangs and Wade lets Peter borderline chew on him like a dog toy for several hours.
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04 Oct 2026
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go easy on me. by honeyglazed
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
28 Sep 2026
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It often occurs to Wade that he might never be enough for Peter.
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(can be read as a standalone)
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- Part 3 of spideypool.
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04 Oct 2026
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learning lines in the rain by Spooky_Vanilla
Fandoms: Young Justice (Cartoon), Batman - All Media Types
29 Mar 2023
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“I’m afraid of dying.” Robin said quietly.
“Oh,” Wally said softly. “Yeah, I get that.”
Or: Wally notices a lot about his best friend, and he'll always be there for him.
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- Part 2 of golden eyes, golden hearts
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03 Oct 2026