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Tue - Sep 2 at 12:35 - Ajax Kazakov wrote:

Blonde goddess with bangs, in ECS-202, always sits second or third row. Wears white and dresses so good omg.

Beautiful amber eyes. Writes with muji pens in a green notebook and has perfect elbows.

If you're reading this pls hmu. Like, don't be shy, drop your number. I'll even beg like a good boy.

Notes:

this is pure crack

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Chapter 1: Confessions Corner

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Top > Forum > Community & Events > [new] Read this class of '29!! -- Confessions OPEN 4 all!!!! (modded) (open)

Confessions Corner

Post #1

Yanfei Lau

*Mon - Sep 1 at 01:01 - wrote

Welcome to the confessions thread, class of Sumeru '29!


Post #2

AKASHA system

*Mon - Sep 1 at 01:03 - wrote:

Beep, bop! I'm a bot! Remember to keep all discussions respectful in the ##Confessions forum thread as it can be monitored at any time by college administration.

Post #3

Yanfei Lau

*Mon - Sep 1 at 08:30 - wrote:

Welcome all first years and newcomers!;;;
OGs you know the drill: new year, new thread. Starting off strong with no prompt! ≽^•⩊•^≼ Drop your wildest confessions below!! School news, events, sports, juicy gossip, relationship updates, teacher slander... anything goes!

Post #4

K'uhul Ajaw

*Mon - Sep 1 at 12:02 - wrote:

let's gooo

Post #5

Xiangling Mao

*Mon - Sep 1 at 14:02 - wrote:

Anyone have restaurant recs around school?

I'll go first

Wanmin

Paimon Vy

*Mon - Sep 1 at 15:09 - replied:

Seconded

Post #6

Charlotte Dupont

*Mon - Sep 1 at 20:21 - wrote:

Dorms are so icky… It's literally been three days and I've already found a rat. I think it nibbled on my food. I'm gonna barf

 

Sara Kujou

*Mon - Sep 1 at 21:30 - replied:

Did the rat have a name and if so was it Itto.

Charlotte Dupont

*Tue - Sep 2 at 11:28 - replied:

No unfortunately I didn't see it

Post #8

Ajax Kazakov

*Mon - Sep 1 at 20:35 - wrote:

Blonde goddess with short hair and bangs, in ECS-202, always sits second or third row. Wears white but literally so goth and dresses so good omg. Beautiful amber eyes. Writes with muji pens in a green notebook and has perfect elbows.
If you're reading this pls hmu. Like, don't be shy, drop your number. I'll even beg like a good boy.

Post #9

Kaedehara Kazuha

*Mon - Sep 1 at 21:39 - replied:

Dude, you do know this is your school account, right?

Post #10

Beidou Wang

*Tue - Sep 2 at 08:59 - replied:

that was fast

Post #12

Venti RawrwindirXDDD

*Tue - Sep 2 at 04:01 - replied:

Holy. It's the second week. Calm down your balls, big fella.

Xingqiu Fei

*Tue - Sep 2 at 13:50 - replied:

Excuse me, how did you change your display name?

Venti RawrwindirXDDD

*Tue - Sep 2 at 13:51 - replied:

The mysterious powers of the wind, my friend.

Neuvillette Lafontaine

*Tue - Sep 2 at 13:59 - replied:

Don't listen to him. He's been a parasite at this school for gods know how long and probably cracked into the uni server at some point.

Xingqiu Fei

*Wed - Sep 3 at 09:50 - replied:

Oh, ok.

Post #24

Kunikuzushi Ei

*Tue - Sep 2 at 15:29 - replied:

Why don't you just ask her instead of polluting forum space with your dumbass questions.

Cyno Kumar

*Tue - Sep 2 at 15:29 - replied:

damn

Ajax Kazakov

*Tue - Sep 2 at 16:54 - replied:

I wish it were as simple as just asking.

Ajax Kazakov

*Tue - Sep 2 at 16:53 - replied:

She always sits with like ten friends, and leaves the room like 0.1 seconds after class ends. I've tried asking around but everyone just shrugs & says to refer to her brother??Who even is he and why does everyone know him?

Kunikuzushi Ei

*Tue - Sep 2 at 16:54 - replied:

…Fucking who asked?

Ajax Kazakov

*Tue - Sep 2 at 16:53 - replied:

..?

Post #31

Heizou Incognito

*Tue - Sep 2 at 20:40 - replied:

Is there any chance you could find her through your class registry?

Ajax Kazakov

*Tue - Sep 2 at 22:09 - replied:

Worth a shot. Thanks!

Post #47

Baizhu Lin

*Wed - Sep 3 at 19:21 - replied:

Approaching her in person might yield better results than asking on this forum.

Collei Amar

Wed - Sep 3 at 20:42 - replied:

Prof. Lin!????

Cyno Kumar

*Wed - Sep 3 at 20:48 - replied:

Prof Lin, can you curve my grade the way I swerve the huzz

Collei Amar

*Wed - Sep 3 at 21:06 - replied:

Bro.!?!? Aren't you supposed to be on patrol?

Post #79

Mona Megistus

*Thu - Sep 4 at 15:35 - replied:

She's my friend, and she says to relay that she's not interested.

Ajax Kazakov

*Thu - Sep 4 at 15:40 - replied:

!!!!

Mona Megistus

*Thu - Sep 4 at 18:23 - replied:

Esp NOT guys who stalk her.

Post #151

Kaveh Khalaji

*Fri - Sep 5 at 02:07 - replied:

Is bro talking about the new president's sis LMFAO. If so your dead lol.

Ajax Kazakov

*Fri - Sep 5 at 04:09 - replied:

ummm ok. Can he fight XD

Kaveh Khalaji

*Fri - Sep 5 at 06:52- replied:

I wouldn't try him. He can deffo knock a guy out if you've ever seen what he looks like.

Ajax Kazakov

*Fri - Sep 5 at 07:07 - replied:

I'll take that as a no.

Post #153

Ayaka Kamisato

*Fri - Sep 5 at 9:10 - replied:

Other friend here. Can confirm she can fight. Don't think about it.

Ajax Kazakov

Deleted: Update: She can fight???? And she's smart??? AND she's single?????? AND her brother's the student gov president??

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Post #368

Ajax Kazakov

*Mon - Sep 15 at 15:40 - replied:

Edited: Thanks everyone for your help on this thread. Mystery girl and I went out on a date and prepping for a second

Post #370

Kaedehara Kazuha

*Mon - Sep 15 at 18:37 - replied:

Holy pull?!

Ajax Kazakov

*Mon - Sep 15 at 21:01 - replied:

nah bro, she pulled me fr

#sparringpartnersbyday #loversbynight

Charlotte Dupont

*Tue - Sep 16 at 08:21 - wrote:

We need a storytimef

 

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