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power created a group chat
power added +3 participants
power changed group chat name to 'simps 🧎 and heathens 😈'
Saturday, 1:23 PM
power: hello losers~
denji: huh?
aki: tired so tired
denji: what is this?
power: a group chat idiot
denji: don’t call me an idiot
yoshida: don’t call him an idiot
denji: you?
yoshida: me ♡
power: stop flirting
denji: we’re not flirting
yoshida: we could be
yoshida: I adore you denji
denji: not interested
power: why are you pissy loser I added your boyfriend you should be thanking me
denji: BOYFRIEND??
denji: WE’RE NOTT BOYFRIEMDS!!!
yoshida: YET
denji: no
yoshida: doubt that with how you called me pretty today
aki: what
denji: I SAID IT CAUSE IT’S TRUE BECAUSE YOU WERE GETTING HIT ON NOT BECAUSE I THINKIN YOUR HOT
yoshida: I’m hot now?
yoshida: oh my goodness denji you look at me with adoration and lust what am I to do?
denji: DIE
aki: DIE
yoshida: okay this cat and mouse game we got going on was cute at first but the longer we do it the longer I go without cuddles and kisses
denji: didn't know you were a cuddler
yoshida: only for you baby ♥️
power: I know denji taking notes 📝
denji: SHUT UP!
power: denji idk why you're playing hard to get like you wouldn't bend over begging the moment yoshida asks you to drop your pants
aki: I'm going to throw up what the hell is wrong with all of you?
denji: POWER DIE!
yoshida: is that all it'll take?
power: trust me it's all it'll take
yoshida: denji bend over
denji: how about I kick you in the balls so you bend over
aki: 💀
denji: and stop talking about me like I'm not here
yoshida: fine back to us
yoshida: denji do you like men?
denji: I'm not dating you
yoshida: not even remotely what I just asked
power: it's okay if you like dick bro couldn't be me but do you I guess
denji: YOU DIDN'T DIE YET?
yoshida: I'm actually serious about you denji
denji: dude I'm not dating you even if you pay me
yoshida: pay?
yoshida: how much money to be boyfriends then?
denji: you don’t got enough
yoshida: how does 500000 yen sound?
denji: ‼️
denji: 500000 yen is 500000 yen
power: understandable
aki: my siblings worry me
yoshida: good choice
denji: do…do I have to call you anything?
yoshida: 7000 yen added for every pet name
denji: okay baby
yoshida: another 7000
denji: sweetheart
yoshida: 7000 more
denji: darling
yoshida: you're so hot
yoshida: now what if I add another 50000 yen if you let me suck you off
denji: I WILL PUSH YOU INTO TRAFFIC STFU!!!!
aki: YOSHIDA I’LL BREAK YOUR ARMS AND LEGS IF YOU TOUCH MY BROTHER!!!
power: hold up I just realized my own brother literally got offered money by a rich dude to be his sugar baby and settled for just 500000 yen
power: idiot
denji: you think I could've gotten more?
aki: CAN WE STOP TALKING ABOUT THIS??!!
yoshida: denji what if I cook for you?
denji: you've done that before though?
yoshida: what if I also offer 80000 yen to personally feed you too?
yoshida: in bed
yoshida: after we've spent the night together
yoshida: I make sure you eat and as thanks you ride me like you did last night
denji: ??????
denji: YOU SICK FUCKER I NEVER SLEPT WITH YOU! PISS OFF!!!
yoshida: whoops I guess that was in my dreams unfortunately
power: 🤢
aki: yoshida I’m LITERALLY coming to stab you
yoshida: you wouldn’t kill your future brother-in-law would you?
aki: that’s it I'm getting my lighter
denji: I thought you were trying to ease up on the smoking?
aki: I am I'm using the lighter to set yoshida on fire after i stab him
yoshida: um he's kidding right denji?
denji: hmm don't know
denji: but he just found his lighter 💀
power: this is lame I’m adding more people
aki: power do not add who I think you are going to add
power added angel
power: I added angel >:)
aki: DIE DIE DIE DIE DIED DI
angel: what is dis
aki: shit
aki: power I’m killing you
power: why I just added your boyfriend
power: fucking thankless ass job being a wingwoman smh
aki: POWER FUCK OFF
angel: aki I've been trying to call you and text you but you weren’t responding
angel: I wanted to tell you I'm finally ready I’m sorry it took me so long to realize it
aki: literally going to jump off my balcony
angel: I’ll catch you
power: smooth
denji: smooth
yoshida: I’ll catch you denji
denji: catch my fist in your face
power: i don’t get my dumbass brothers you stare at angel and emo dude but get defensive when they simp for you
power: fucking hypocrites
angel: 💀
yoshida: 💀
denji: atleast someone pays me and aki attention power
power: JUMP OUT THE WINDOW DENJI DO IT MF
aki: DON’T TALK TO YOUR BROTHER LIKE THAT
power: yes dad :p
angel: 😭💀
denji: I’m hurt 💔
yoshida: I’ll comfort you baby ❤️
denji: it’s another 7000 yen to call me baby
yoshida: worth it
angel: aki i want ice cream
aki: okay and?
denji: LMAOO
angel: come with me
aki: busy
angel: I’ll pay
aki: that’s a lie
angel: PLEASEEE
angel: I miss you fr I want to talk <3
aki: no thanks
denji: dude give angel a chance
angel: see this is why denji is my second favorite man after aki
denji: aww thanks angel much appreciated! :3
yoshida: you’re my only favorite man denji
denji: K
power: bro only said K 💀
aki: we've literally only ended what we had going on like three days ago
angel: it was three days of hell
yoshida: I’m confused what do aki and angel have going on exactly?
power: old highschool friends, former friends with benefits, mutual pining, 200k multi chapter slowburn denial of feelings not actually unrequited love
denji: I’M PISSINGG
yoshida: they’re friends to lovers just like us denji
denji: I was happy for 5 seconds
yoshida: I gave you 5 seconds of joy? ♥️
denji: more like a life of misery
angel: what do denji and yoshida have going on then?
power: same but it’s childhood friends, no fwb bc denji’s in denial and the added tag of internalized homophobia
angel: I’M CRYING 😭😭😭
denji: POWER WALK INTO TRAFFIC RIGHT NOW PUNK ASS
aki: DON’T TALK TO YOUR SISTER LIKE THAT
denji: yes dad :p
angel: I'm concerned for my poor little brother-in-law
angel: don't be scared of dick denji
yoshida: don't be scared of my dick denji
power: PLEASEEE
aki: DO NOT CALL HIM YOUR BROTHER-IN-LAW AND BOTH OF YOU DON'T TELL HIM THAT
power: bro chill 😭
angel: denji and power you accept me as a future brother-in-law right?
denji: sure why not?
power: you both were already acting like you were married anyway 😒
aki: we're not married
aki: someone didn't want to have an actual relationship
angel: so we're talking about this now?
denji: not in the group chat go talk somewhere else
yoshida: I kind of want to know so I can avoid whatever you both did
aki: DIE
angel: DIE
denji: they just tried a no strings attached relationship for two months and didn't talk about their feelings YOU literally would hookup and date people and come to me now saying I'm the one for you and you've liked me this whole time
power: the details 💀
yoshida: but it doesn't matter when as long as I said it
angel: he's got a point
aki: of course they're sticking together when they both had the same problems not expressing what they want
angel: okay I'll be clear now
angel: you+me=boyfriends ♡
aki: literally jump off a bus
denji: need to try harder dude
yoshida: denji what can I do to win you over?
denji: money helps
power: denji's sugar baby era ✨
denji: I'm kidding 😭
yoshida: I'll give you whatever you want darling
denji: I want to walk home by myself after class on Monday
yoshida: strange suddenly I can't read the text messages