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Nate: You know what... *ambushes Dee Dee*
Dee Dee: *screams*
Chad: Nate! What the hell, man?!
Nate: *devours Dee Dee's remains* Man... Dee Dee is delicious!
Chad: Nate! Why the fuck did you eat Dee Dee?
Nate: I was hungry and I didn't get my food *laugh evil* and Dee Dee was my only source of food!
Chad: You... You fucking psychopath! I will report Principal Nichols if you stop being crazy!
Nate: Oh, Chad! You wouldn't dare! You know I'm the most popular student here, and you're just a pansy. *licks his lips* Plus, everyone loves me. *winks at Chad* They'd never believe you!
Chad: I am just going to run before you eat me next *runs away*
Nate: Chad! Where are you going? *chases Chad like a wild animal* You know it is the circle of life if a human eats another!
Chad: *screams*
Teddy: Chad! What is that matter?
Francis: Yeah! You look terrified!
Chad: Nate just... just... ate... *takes a deep breath* Dee Dee!
Francis: *gasp* Really?
Teddy: Why would Nate eat his own friend?
Chad: I... I don't know! He just... he said he was hungry and that Dee Dee was his only source of food!
Teddy: and why would he eat Dee Dee if he could of eaten a deer or something?
Francis: Teddy is right! Nate would not turn into a cannibal if he ate an animal!
Chad: *looks at Teddy and Francis* You two... you two are right... I just... I don't know what to do...
Nate: Ha! *catches up to Chad* I am the apex predator!
Francis: Nate! You are not acting like yourself!
Teddy: Chad... He is acting like a wild animal!
Chad: *backs away from Nate slowly* I... I just... I don't know what to do...
Narrator: Meanwhile with the girls
Jenny: Hey, has anyone seen Dee Dee? It has been 4 hours since she is gone!
Gina: Well, that is strange! Dee Dee just ran off and she disappeared 4 hours ago! It is like something bad happened to her!
Kim: Girls! We have to find her!
Random Girl #1: What if some animal eaten her alive or something?
Jenny: I hope not! I think Dee Dee is taking a long hake!
Gina: That girl might be right! What if something like that happened to Dee Dee? Like if some type of animal attacked her...
Kim: or worse! Anyways, we need to find Dee Dee!
Jenny: Okay, let's go ask the boys! They might know something! *walks up to the boys* Excuse me, have you seen Dee Dee? We are worried about her!
Artur: Jenny? Did Dee Dee disappear?
Jenny: Yeah, she did. Have you seen her?
Artur: No.
Gina: Knew it! I think something ate Dee Dee alive! *gasps dramatically*
Kim: Jenny! Face it! Dee Dee is probably searching for something and it is taking a while! Just lets go back to the girl's camp!
Jenny: Okay... *sighs* I guess... *steps on a bone* Huh? *looks around* What was that?
Gina: That bone must be a human bone!
Kim: Gina! You are being so dramatic! It's probably just a deer bone!
Random girl #1: Kim... Is that what I think it is?
Kim: *sees a human skull* Wait a sec... Why is there human bones in the middle of the woods?
Jenny: *scared* Oh my god... I think something really bad happened to Dee Dee...
Random Girl #1: So, these belong to Dee Dee?
Kim: *nods* I guess so... This is so scary... We should tell someone!
Jenny: Wait... What ate Dee Dee if those were her bones!
Kim: *shudders* Maybe...maybe it was one of the boys...
Gina: *laughs* the boys? How can it be them? There is no way they are cannibals!
Kim: I don't think it is Nate but It must be someone like Randy or Artur
Jenny: Kim! I don't think Artur would eat Dee Dee for lunch! Artur will never eat another person!
Random Girl #1: I think it is an animal who devoured Dee Dee! There is no way the boys ate her!
Jenny: I hope you are right, but... I don't know what to think anymore... *looks at the human bones, shivering*
Gina: Jenny! Dee Dee probably just got lost in the woods and wandered off.
Teddy: Uhh... Girls! You may want to hear this...
Jenny: What? What happened?
Teddy: Chad told me that Nate ate Dee Dee and he did indeed brought those bones near our camp for a reason so...
Jenny: Wait... Nate ate Dee Dee?
Kim: I knew having A crush on Hate was a bad idea!
Gina: *sighs* Why did Nate do that?
Francis: I dunno but he did say something about wanting to get food... Right, Chad?
Chad: Yeah... That's what he said...
Nate: *laughs evily* What? Did you expect me to eat those disgusting camp food everyday? I'm sorry if I did what I had to do to survive!
Teddy: Nate! If you are planning to eat all of us, we will report you!
Nate: *laughs* Oh please, Teddy. I only ate Dee Dee. You all are safe for now... *grins evily*
Teddy: Mrs. Godfrey!
Mrs. Godfrey: What now, Teddy?
Teddy: Nate ate Dee Dee and he brought those bones to our camp!
Mrs. Godfrey: Nate! Did you really did that? Tell me the truth!
Nate: *grins* Well... I didn't really want to eat her. It was an accident! I was just hungry and...
Chad: Mrs. Godfrey! Nate is lying! I saw him devouring Dee Dee's flesh and it was on purpose! That was the reason why I was scared!
Mrs. Godfrey: Are you lying, Nate?
Nate: *looks down, tears forming in his eyes* No, ma'am. I'm not lying. I'm sorry for what I did.
Mrs. Godfrey: Well... Nate! *sighs* You should've told us what you were going through. We could've helped you. You should be ashamed of yourself. And Chad, you shouldn't have spread rumors about your friends. Everyone makes mistakes.
Chad: But, I saw it! I swear!
Francis: Chad is right! He will never lie!
Mrs. Godfrey: Well, we will discuss this further when we get back. For now, let's get back to the school.
Nate: Will you tell my dad I ate someone?
Mrs. Godfrey: We will discuss that as well. Now, let's get going.
Jenny: *sighs* I can't believe Dee Dee is gone... And Nate ate her...
Kim: I wonder if they will expel him...
Gina: I hope that happens or his dad grounds him!
Jenny: *looks at Nate* He seemed really sorry... I hope he gets better...
Random girl #1: Yeah... It's not like he had a choice. He was probably just really hungry...