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Nico and Sam are gay except Sam doesn’t know what that is
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best cringe ever. gaybies
it has lines like:
“You're the bitch that stole my taxi!”
"“HEYYYYY ladies, YASSSSSS” Nico purred. / *crowd laughs* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
"“You are so serving cunt,” said Jean-Jaques Lafayette, with his own tears in his eyes."
"They turned around and saw Washington D.C viciously attacking a twink in a neon yellow mesh bodysuit."
"“Goodnight Sam,” said Nico. / “Happy birthday America,” Sam replied."
"But he wasn’t gay. Only French people can be gay. There are no American gays. This was very, very, very, wrong."
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this vexes me
i'm giggling so hard this is so stupid (lovingly)