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rui def comes up with the most weird or random nicknames and tsukasa either blushes at them or yells at him
“tsukasa my little strawberry shortcake with extra whipped cream and a cherry on top with a side of orange and pinkish cake pops” while pinching bros cheeks
IK DAMN WELL EVRRHONE GOT THIS HC BUT RUI W LONG NAILS
“rui get those god blasted claws away from me” “but i just wanted to-“ “NO”
rui gives those back massages that you could get high off of bro like you feel like your fuckin flying
“so tsukasa whatd you do today” yk small talk while giving the massage “mhm..” “tsukasa??” “…” nahh jit died
rui asks those random ass questions
“kasa” “yes” “would you still love me if i did something bad” “yeah” “like really bad” “…rui whatd you do” “like really really really bad” “what. did. you. do.”
before they started dating tsukasa would go ranting to saki and she’d say she’d tell him herself bc he talked so much abt him
“he’s literally so perfect like his hair his personality omg don’t get me started with his personality like he’s flirty but also like super nice like one time he accidentally hurt me and it looked like that mf was on the verge of tears but like i was the one who was feeling bad bc like that’s my little pookie right there but like we go on the roof almost everyday and even skip class sometimes so like he hates vegetables right and like i give him some of my lunch and he’s like super cute abt it and then like yesterd-“ “tsukasa i swear to jesus above ima confess for you atp” “NO DONT PLS”
ruis the type of mf to be touchy with only tsukasa like the farthest he’ll go with anyone else is like a hand shake and for close friends a side hug
in ruis room “kasaa~” tsukasas sitting on the edge of the bed w like space behind him so who’d let that space go to waste and bro slides behind him and boom bro got his arms over his stomach, head on shoulder, tsukasa between bros legs, and tsukasa blushing FURIOUSLY
tsukasa has a cat and since rui couldn’t get one bc his parents are allergic he acts like he’s never seen a cat before everytime he comes over kasas
“oh hey rui” yk rui jus came over he jus opened the door “hi kasa” a lil kiss and hug until rui sees his cat over his shoulder on the couch “omg kitty” and he’d run over there and leave tsukasa at the door
“so basically ehat i was thinking for the show was like emu is like a princess and she ends up in the wrong… are you even listening” ruis playing with the kitty ofc “huh oh uh yeah” “what’d i just say” “um… we have a kiss scene”
everytime they kiss for like more than 2 seconds tsukasa fuckin dies
“your literally so cute mwa mwa” and tsukasa has a damn heart attack
SAKI ONCE CAUGHT THEM MAKING OUT LMAOO
“tskasa mom told me to tell yo-“ and she opened the door and is absolutely flabbergasted while tsukasa pushes rui away looking almost as shocked as saki “at least lock the door..” and she does it herself locking it from the inside and slamming the door then running to tell mom he said he’d do it ‘she asked him to run to the store rq’ while tsukasa just remembered why ruis there “wait didn’t you come over to do our hw” “didnt we already do it” “no” “oh… well..” and they resume their little session
here me out… trans kasa but like also trans rui… wait ima do two where only one of them r trans on that time of the month
tsukasa was at ruis house talking to his parents bc yk gotta make them like you and went up to ruis room and saw him crying in a corner and he started loosing his shit “omg rui what’s wrong did i do smt are you ok do you need me to do anything” while like sitting next to him “i bled thru my favorite pants…” and tsukasa doesn’t know SHIT abt it so he’s like freaking the tf out “oh uh um uh uh wait what- ohhh nvm it’s that time of the month hold on ill brb” and comes back with like the whole store and the same pants but a new pair even tho all he had to do was wash them just to see rui giggling on his phone on his bed kicking his feet back n forth “oh hi kasa”
tsukasas like overly emotional like rlly rlly emotional and those mood swings are on a whole dif level
rui laid his head on tsukasas shoulder and tsukasa moved away like on the other side of the couch “what what’s wrong” “i’m mad at you rn ” “why” “because” “because..??” “i don’t owe you an explanation” “oh ok” “…can we cuddle” “you just said you were mad at me” “so do you not like me anymore” bros already on the verge of tears “what no cmere” “no” “ok i’ll go over there” “no” “what”
when rui confessed to tsukasa mizuki was there the whole time bc they told him to do it and got caught so tsukasa thought it was a set up
“wanna date” “wait fr” “yeah” “omg yes” and mizuki gasps hella loud and tsukasa sees them “oh was this a prank” “NONONLN IM JUST HERE BC UHHH MY UHH GF YEAH SHR TOLD ME TO MEET HER UP HERE RIGHT UHH BAE” and they grab a random ass person and whisper to them and tell them to play along “oh uh yeah why’re you late” then ena sees them and starts yelling at mizuki “SO YOUR CHEATJNG??” “NO IT WAS JUST A PRANK” and like signals rui and tsukasa to help so tsukasa starts acting like he’s recording and ruis jus liek “cheating prank on bae gone wrong”
they’re both the type of mfs to cry at the movies
“they were literally the ideal couple whyd he cheat” “honestly” while bawling their eyes out then tsukasa kept side eyeing rui at the part where the dude was w his mistress and rui would just be like “what”
tsukasa would like kiss all over ruis face bc he looks cute like when he’s talking abt something he likes he’ll just stare at his face then like when he’s done talking he starts kissing him then like spends his whole night looking up what rui likes so he can talk abt it with him
WHEN TSUKASA WANTED TO PROPOSE TO RUI EMU ACCIDENTALLY RUINED YHE SURPRISE
“ngl i wanna wife rui up fr” “omg rlly” “hell yeah” “same but w nene” “wanna work together and wife them both up” “HELL YEAH” tsukasa helped emu propose (ps they’re like 27 now) and nene cried and when tsukasa was going w the plan him and emu set up rui jus wouldn’t cooperate and emu got impatient and said “RUI JUST GO EITH EHAT TSUKASAS SAYING BC SHHH HES TRYING TO WIFE YOU UP FRFR” and tsukasa almost killed emu but the couples both ended up marrying eachother on back to back weddings
when they moved in together tsukasa would yell at rui for damaging the house somehow
they were both watching a movie when suddenly “rui what’s that smell” “what smell” “it smells like smts burning” “oh uh idk” “DID YOU LIGHT THE GARAGE ON FIRE AGAIN” “NO I SWEAR” “YES YOU DID” “IT WAS AN ACCIDENT IM OSRRYYYY”
tsukasa snores but that’s ok bc rui finds it cute
“bros snoring is better than the thunder sounds i need to fall asleep hey alexa turn that shit off i got a replacement”
i feel like rui used to have like sleep apnea or smt and tsukasa literally couldn’t sleep w him until he got it fixed
they were like sleeping one night right and like yk tsukasa turn around to see his little snookims bear and bro wasn’t breathing BRO TSUKASA ALMOST HAD A DAMN HEART ATTACK “RUI WAKE UP BRO” “wh what” “FYM ‘WHAT’ MF YOU JUS DIED”
mizuki forced rui to do that one trend and tsukasa caught him in the act
GET IT GET IT GET IT GET IT‼️ HIT IT HIT IT HIT IT HIT IT‼️ FLIP IT FLI- “rui.” “i’m sleeping ml idk what your talking about” while bro makes a pillow and cover magically appear (they were right next to him)
THEY CUDDLE. EVERY NIGHT. ONE TIME RUI HAD TO GO SOMEWHERE AND CAME BACK AT LIKE 4 AM AND TSUKASA CRIEDDDDD
they both get hit on by mfs (mostly women) and tsukasas a little jealous pookie bear
“what r you doing here all alone bbg” “oh my bf went to the bathroom” “oh you have a guy friend that’s so cute” “what”
when they were at phoenix wonderland or whatever at the stage rui had a little surprise for baes bday
“happy bday ml i got you smt” “omg yayyayayay thank you” and bro opens it and a long ass centipede crawls out and bro freaks the fuck out and throws the box “at” rui but it purposely missed “FUCK YOU THIS IDNT FUNNY” “i’m hurt” “i’m jus kidding kami” “oh btw emu can you open the curtains” and when emu opens it boom there’s a whole pile of presents and a thing that says i love tsukasa and it shoots out heart confetti “WAIT THATS FOR NE?? OMG OMG oh wait i don’t know if i trust this tho”
rui blows up things in the house
bro blew up the microwave “KAMISHIRO RUI” “i’m asleep ml do you need smt” “YOU ARE NOT ASLEEP I LITERALLY SEE YOU IN THE KITCHEN”
rui used to cover his ass when he bent over around amia
“why do you cover your ass when you bend over” “trauma” “from what” “watch” bro gets like 10 feet from amia and purposely drops something and bends over and amia speeds over to slap his ass “STOP” “HAHAHHAHA NEVER” “oh”
alr enough of tsukasa being mad at rui we need some fluff and angst and a little more srs… jk lmao but we do need fluff and angst
tsukasa overworked himself all month right and then like he literally starts crying on rui like letting that shit all out smudged eyeliner and all
rui sleepsw his head on tsukasas thighs at school on the roof
RUI WAITS FOR TSUKASA THE PERIOD BEFORE LUNCH LIKE HE JUS SITS THERE