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CH 34 😻
ehen they sleep on call and tsukasa wakes up and ruis not on his phone he goes on a whole damn rant
6:24 am
tsukasa: WHYD YOU HANG UP
FAKE FRIEND ACTIVITY RIGHT THERE
SMH
BAEEE ANSWERRRRR
ugh ima pull up rq /j
you should come over
like rn (JUST TALKING TO HIMSELF ATP)
11:00 am
rui: SPRRYY MY PHONE OVERHEATED
I JUST WOKE UP
i swear i saw a fic where they said tsukasa had his hands tied and rui couldn't undo it IMAGINE THAT
"um.. haha so um tsukasa" "yeah" "..that shits stuck" "HUH"
"wtfwtfwtf" "STOP MUMBLING YOUR MAKING ME MORE NERVOUS" "HPW DO I GET THIS SHIT OFF??" "DONT YOU HAVE LIKE A POCKET KNIFE OR SMT- wait actually no i shouldn't have given you any ideas"
rui would probably start crying if he accidentally cut tsukasa
tsukasa got stung by a bee once and cried (not bc it hurt but bc he saw the bee)
if tsukasa ever like cries in public which he rarely does he hates when people can see or hear him so rui like covers him by giving him a big ass hug while like kissing his head n shit so ppl jus walk by like "ew couples"
RUI KNOWS SO MUCH ABT TSUKASA
tsukasa would jus walk in the room "you look like you jus stubbed your toe" "..i did"
TSUKASA DOESNT WAKE UP SLEEPY SOMEHOW BUT RUI WAKES UP TIRED ASH IT TAKED HIM LIKE 5 HOURS TO COMPLETELY WAKE UP
tsukasa gets scars in the most questionable places
they both never wanna hang up either
"bae i gotta go.." "WAIT NO i'm matching our breathing patterns 😔"
ik when they went back to school everyone was already tired of them
as soon as they saw each other in the classroom they started laughing asap then would flirt halfway across the damn room
taukasa emu and nene are literally the only ones who can read ruis handwriting
even he can't read it sometimes like he'll look back at smt he wrote and be like "..tf was i trying to say"
they will sit there talking abt absolutely nothing
“the sky’s sorta pretty” “i think your prettier” “aww bae that’s so crazy” “mizuki fell down the stairs yesterday” “damn that’s crazy nene did too” “jeez the stairs was rlly after everyone huh” “that bird too dyk..”
rui would raise his voice JUST A TEENY TINY BIT and tsukasa will spend the rest of the day pouting
ruis so dramatic
“my husband of fifteen years just filed for divorce i think i might die” “rui i just said hold on”
rui counted tsukasas freckles once
tsukasa cusses but he doesn’t say cuss words in songs
rui overuses those memojis and it makes tsukasa laugh sm
tsukasa: riri what the hell
did you tell nene what i said
rui: nuh uh
tsukasa: then how’d she find out
rui: did you tell emu too
tsukasa: well yeah but she said she’d keep it a secret
rui: did you fr believe her
(WTH THE EMPJI DIDNT PASTE 😔)
blaming me for what smh 😔
tsukasa: STOPP
tsukasas that one to criticize every slightly indirect lyric rui sings to him
“BEAUTIFULLL I JUS WANT YOU TO KNOWW YOU MY FAVORITE GIRLL” (best song beautiful by snoop dogg and pharrell william) “i’m not a girl so who are you talking abt are you cheating on me”
almost every present rui gets tsukasa has something to do with self care cuz he jus know him like that 😜
imagine rui as a doctor and tsukasa gotta stay updated on his shots (he’s scared of needles bc i said so and do NOT go after me for mixing him up with multiple doctors 😔)
“rui get that away from me” “kasa do you want me or someone else to do it” “I WANT YOU” “okay let me do it” “no”
“can i have a kiss as a distraction” bro gives him a kiss on the cheek for like a demonstration “TAKE THE MASK OFF” “nuh uh you could be sick”
ruis the type to pull up to the house blasting ‘daddy’s home’
tsukasa takes like 50 vitamins everyday