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Craft High School had their own proms every year but they had a bit of creativity in them.
Every student could go up the stage in the huge gym and perform something.
This wasn’t different this year too. Tommy was chilling in the crowd with his friends when
they announced the next performer.
“And for last but not least… McYum performs Tommy’s Dad has got me down bad!” Said
Quackity, who was in charge of program management this year while giggling then grinning
hard.
Tommy’s head perked up hard and he started frowning deeply.
He looked at Will who was a few feet away from him and he could see his narrowed eyes.
‘I should have stayed at the back with Techno..’ he thought when he started to hear McYum’s
voice.
“Tommy's dad has got me down bad. Tommy's dad has got me down bad.” Tommy
cringed and he could hear everyone laughing around him.
McYum was openly simping for his father as a joke but he never thought that he’d
take it this far…
“Tommy, can I come over in my car? We can change the oil and hang out in the
garage.
Ménage au garage." Everyone was dying from laughter at this point. Most people
knew the lyrics and they sang the ‘Menage au garage’ with them.
Fun fact. Schlatt also knew the lyrics and he started to sing the whole song while
putting his right arm around Wilbur’s shoulder who turned his attention to the floor.
‘What a nice wooden floor’
“Did your dad get back from the hardware store? Is he there, or is he reading about
the civil war?” With shouting came the repeat of ‘civil war’.
At this point even Techno was dying from laughing. He was talking with Niki about
how their hair was matching when they heard the song.
At first he was confused but he soon realized what was going on and he broke into
laughter. Niki was grinning beside him.
“And I know you think it's just a fantasy, but since your mom came out, your dad could use a guy like me!
Tommy's dad has got me down bad!” Tommy started laughing in pain while Tubbo
and Ranboo were singing next to him.
It was a mess. Even the always angry PE teacher was smiling.
“Oh my fuckin’ god..” he said between two small chuckle.
“He’s all I want and I think he’s a real Chad! Tommy can’t you see? It’s mr. Tommy’s
mom for me.” At one point Wilbur started singing along while kinda half choked
Schlatt with his elbow.
It was cringe but he had to admit. It was pretty funny.
“I know it might be bad but I’m in love with Tommy’s dad.” McYum finished and did a
full bow. Everyone started cheering for him.
Techno even whistled for him and Niki who was beside him started giggling at this.
But yeah, Wil and Tommy kinda hunted him down so he had to run.