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Summary:

The sk8 chat fic no one asked for lol
It'll be a regular fic/one shots in some chapters eventually
This is all goes with an AU I have

Notes:

Names are as follows
Kojiro/Joe: Joe mama
Kaoru/Cherry: Fruit salad
Hiromi/Shadow: Emo flowers
Langa: Snowflake
Reki: Hoodies go Brrr
Miya: Cat socks

(See the end of the work for other works inspired by this one.)

Chapter 1: We have a chat boys

Chapter Text

08:32 AM

Reki Kyan added 4 people

Reki Kyan changed 5 nicknames 

Hoodies go Brrr: Hi guys

Joe mama: Hey kid

Joe mama: Such an original name 

Emo flowers: I can live with this

Cat socks: I hate it but I love it

Cat socks: Reki ur like a genius rn

Hoodies go Brrr: Thamk

Fruit salad: Fruit salad?

Joe mama: "Yummy Yummy"

Emo flowers: The wiggles were ahead of their time

Fruit salad: my god

Cat socks: Hey Reki where's your dude

Hoodies go Brrr: @Snowflake

Snowflake: Ive been summoned???

Snowflake: Reki how dare you

Hoodies go Brrr: It was either I put the nickname I always call you, or put maple syrup 

Hoodies go Brrr: Be glad I decided to be nice 

Cat socks: AGSJSBEISHSJSHS MAPLE SYRUP 

Joe mama: LOL DO IT ANYWAYS

Snowflake: DONT

Fruit salad: Why is this funny to me

Emo flowers: We're never letting Reki pick the names again

Hoodies go Brrr: I can always remove you

Emo flowers: I have decided to be silent

Cat socks: ABSKSBSOSBSISJEJEK

Hoodies go Brrr: Ok names, pronouns, gender?, and sexuality time

Joe mama: Kojro/Joe, He/Him, U H Cis, Bisexual

Fruit Salad: Kaoru/Cherry, He/Him, Cis, Gay

Emo flowers: Hiromi/Shadow, He/Him/It, Genderqueer, Gay

Snowflake: Langa, He/They, Genderfluid, Gay

Hoodies go Brrr: Reki, He/Him, Trans Masc, Bisexual

Cat socks: Miya, He/They, Idk I'm questioning it, Pan

Hoodies go Brrr: Dw Miya take ur time 

Cat socks: t h a n k

Snowflake: So I'm just Reki's dude now???

Cat socks: I meant like boyfriend or partner 

Cat socks: Whatever he refers to you as

Hoodies go Brrr: It varies sometimes I just know I love them

Snowflake: AGJSHSNANJJ

Hoodies go Brrr: To this day that still breaks him lol

Snowflake: Its like overwhelming my brain with the happy chemical 

Joe mama: Yeah love will do that to you

Emo flowers: Love probably cant solve world problems but it's a powerful thing

Fruit salad: deep 

Cat socks: Yeah

Hoodies go Brrr: Ok well yeah I made the chat so I've completed something today

Hoodies go Brrr: I'm going back to bed bye

Snowflake: WHEKEHEKEHEJREKI

Hoodies go Brrr: Stfu I'm tired

Cat socks: Mood and it's like almost 9 AM on a Sunday 

Cat socks: Are normal functioning adults even up this early just ready to go?

Joe mama: Fuck no

Fruit salad: Wake up at whatever time you want as an adult you'll never have the energy to do shit

Emo flowers: Go off cherry

Snowflake: LMAO REKI ACTUALLY WENT BACK TO BED HE'S OFFLINE AHSKEKE

Cat socks: AGDJDHD HE REALLY SAID "I've been productive enough time for bed" AND DIPPED

Fruit salad: We don't deserve Reki and his amazing chaotic self

Snowflake: IKR 

Joe mama: Reki has the energy of someone solving a rubix cube and then saying they've completed life

Emo flowers: "I've finally done it now I shall nap for 1000 years" quoted from a conversation with Reki like a week ago

Snowflake: LMAO WAS THAT WHEN HE WAS TALKING ABOUT THE SUNSET BOARD

Emo flower: YEAH

Cat socks: THE WHAT????

Snowflake: Reki was painting like a sunset landscape thing on a skateboard out of boredom 

Joe mama: OUT OF BOREDOM????

Fruit salad: Imagine having the creative energy powerful enough to do that

Snowflake: Reki could probably do those things when you take a random object and turn it into art

Cat socks: The fucking back of the receipt when we went and got ice cream together 

Snowflake: YEAH

Fruit salad: Miya Language 

Cat socks: Sorry mom <3

Fruit salad: I set myself up for that

Joe mama: LMAO