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07:36 AM
Hoodies go brrr: Would I be judged if I fed a three year old cake for breakfast
Techno mom: how much cake we talking here
Are you eating it with her?
Hoodies go brrr: Yes
Leftover birthday cake
Cause I literally did not prepare myself for how fucking EXHAUSTING
A toddler party could be when you actually plan it yourself
Snowflake: I mean we have fruit
We could balance it out
And just
Never tell anyone outside of this chat that it happened
Hoodies go brrr: .
Interesting
No
NO
LANGA
BE MY VOICE OF REASON
COPARENT
Snowflake: IM TRYING
I'M TIRED TOO
WHO'S GONNA KNOW
Hoodies go brrr: THEY'LL KNOW
Snowflake: REKI SOME PARENTS LITERALLY GIVE THEIR KIDS ICE CREAM FOR DINNER SOMETIMES
A SMALL PIECE OF CAKE THIS ONCE WON'T DO ANYTHING
Hoodies go brrr: What if she tells
Snowflake: .
FUCK
Spaghetti dad: LMFAO
Emo flowers: this whole crisis
Cat socks: I say fuck all and go for it
Or just get that baby some McDonald's
You feed her healthy and normally all the time
A treat won't hurt her on occasion
Its not like you wont explain to her that she's not supposed to do stuff like that and you're only doing it that one time
Hoodies go brrr: .
Hmmm
Snowflake: I feel like McDonald's is safer than cake for breakfast
Spaghetti dad: and she'll get a happy meal toy
Wait just give her options
I have a whole restaurant
Hoodies go brrr: you so just want a reason to spoil my child
Spaghetti dad: yes
Techno mom: and you said I spoil her a lot
Hoodies go brrr: YOU DO
ITS LIKE WE MADE YOU ACTUAL GRANDPARENTS
Snowflake: pretty sure we did at this point
Cat socks: Between her biological grandparents and the unofficial ones she'll become rotten
Emo flowers: She would
Everyone loves her she's an angel
Despite being spawned by Reki
Hoodies go brrr: first off fuck you
Second I asked Kiko if she wanted to go see Grandpa Joe and Cherry and she immediately went to put on the little froggy crocs Miya just got her for her birthday
Spaghetti dad: SHE JUST IMMEDIATELY GETS READY OML
I LOVE HER
Snowflake: no fucking hesitation either
Techno mom: yeah sorry we're stealing your daughter
Snowflake: No
Fuck you
Cat socks: LMAO
Hoodies go brrr: She does this everytime someone else is mentioned
She just loves everybody
Someone's coming over, she's excited and sits by the door
She gets the option to go out, she grabs her shoes
She's the most social child I've ever met
Spaghetti dad: ask her if she wants strawberries or blueberries in her pancakes
Hoodies go brrr: she said strawberries please
Spaghetti dad: bet
Cat socks: can we crash this breakfast and not tell her
Hoodies go brrr: do it
Make her day why dont you
Hell tire her out so she actually naps she can run laps around the house like its nothing
Emo flowers: adhd is genetic ya know
Hoodies go brrr: AH FUCK
Snowflake: idk
Seems like an average toddler thing
Although she does seem to never run out of energy
You sure you didnt birth a robot
Hoodies go brrr: how the fuck would I have possibly done that
Anyways
Im gonna go make sure that if shes gonna try and wear a tutu out that she at least matches
I'm kinda too tired to care that she's wearing a tutu over her shorts
I just care that she matches
Cat socks: AGDJRHRKEJDJFKRKRKR
"Yeah you can wear a tutu, but you have to match"
Emo flowers: compromising in a way that has her looking presentable but keeps her happy
Snowflake: its a rainbow tutu
Wouldn't it match everything????
Techno mom: let this happen Langa
Your child is also obsessed with frogs and glitter
Hoodies go brrr: I had to make her wear the white frog shirt, cause I felt like the green shirt was too much with the how much green was in the tutu
Cat socks: now I must see this fit bro
Hoodies go brrr sent one photo
Cat socks: SHES SO HAPPY OMG
HER BIG SMILE WHDIDJRKRKKRRKRKRF
Emo flowers: do the socks have frogs to?!
Hoodies go brrr: the obsession is real
I fear I may have to paint her room green eventually
Snowflake: Her holding the frog plushie
Ties it all together
Techno mom: How did she even become obsessed with frogs anyways lol
Hoddies go brrr: I actually
Don't remember
But I think it started around the time Langa got her that frog plushie she carries around everywhere
Techno mom: its her buddy
Snowflake: Mr. Frog is very important
Cat socks: I love how proper his name is
Mr. Frog
Emo flowers: agdidhdkjdjdkdkdd
Hoodies go brrr: Ok I've officially gotten the wild child into the car
Now I gotta drag Langa
Snowflake: or I could walk
Hoodies go brrr: or you just let me have this
Cause you love me
Snowflake: fair
Cat socks: If you take any longer to get married I swear to fucking god
Snowflake: good things come to those who wait
Hoodies go brrr: meaning what exactly in this situation
Snowflake: dont worry about it
Hoodies go brrr: ?????
Emo flowers: ._.
Did
Did he just
Cat socks: LET
HIM
COOK
IVE WAITED 3 YEARS FOR THIS SHADOW
3
SHUT UP
Emo flowers: AHODDHLEEHELRJRKRHRJ??????
Techno mom: ????