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GROUPCHAT - TheyDieForThis
Chaos
So that went.
Badly.
Friar Tuck
They’re just better than us
Are we allowed to admit that yet?
MyPalVal
Absolutely not
They have some advantages, sure, but they’re not better
JazzHands
They are a bit better, Val
Denial isn’t healthy
PurpleWaffles
We really need to invest in more training
Resources??
Anything, really
SPITEandCAFFEINE
Well, at least Snek did well for his first battle
Musical-Snek-Boi
Thank you!
Zombie_Bird
CODE RED
The rockets are gone
They got their freaking stuff back
Frick
Chaos
Yeah I noticed the swords were gone just before GB called for battle
He’s so smug about it too!
SPITEandCAFFEINE
Well that’s. Not good.
PurpleWaffles
Isn’t that one of their win conditions?
Friar Tuck
Yes.
Yes it is.
The Kon Man
Oof
Musical-Snek-Boi
Ah okay
So I take it we’re really behind then
Chaos
OH YEAH WE’RE BEHIND
Because you know what??
The other team?
They already know everything.
SPITEandCAFFEINE
Ah. Yep.
MyPalVal
Seems like it.
The Kon Man
Yeahhhh
Zombie_Bird
That’s something we can fix though, right now
I’m willing to bet that everyone here is smart enough to figure it out anyway
PurpleWaffles
Jason. Uh. What are you doing.
Chaos
Oh yeah, absolutely
Musical-Snek-Boi
This is interesting
Zombie_Bird
I’m doing what the other team apparently did freaking ages ago!
SPITEandCAFFEINE
I agree actually
Why not? Clear the air
Zombie_Bird
I’m gonna ask a straightforward question that I already know the answer to. Answer truthfully.
Chaos
Of course
Zombie_Bird
Is GB Phantom?
Chaos
Yep.
Friar Tuck
Yeah
MyPalVal
Sure is
JazzHands
He better be
Musical-Snek-Boi
It’s going to be fun watching this, given that I’ve already revealed my identity
PurpleWaffles
Jeez okay so-
Wait what about the ‘over a millenia old’ thing?
Chaos
Unfortunately.
Time Travel.
SPITEandCAFFEINE
I KNEW IT.
Zombie_Bird
Oh I hate that
Friar Tuck
SO DID I. IT WAS STRESSFUL.
PurpleWaffles
You were there????
Chaos
Yeah both of us were
The histories don’t talk about the two random human teenagers that were with him, though
So. Y’know.
Zombie_Bird
Huh. Didn’t know you two were so well travelled.
Friar Tuck
Trust me I wish I wasn’t
MyPalVal
Never was I so glad to have missed an adventure as when I heard about that
JazzHands
Agreed.
Chaos
Wait so fun fact
That I can talk about now
We timetravelled using something called the infimap, right?
Friar Tuck
Why are we namedropping the infimap?
Zombie_Bird
Okay, sure
What about it?
SPITEandCAFFEINE
You guys mention so many things I have never heard of
Chaos
It’s a ghost relic that ‘takes you where you need to be’
And it does not care about time or space when it does that
The infimap adventure we had lasted months , since we were chasing the guy who actually had it, and he kept MESSING UP places so then GB had to Fix Things
PurpleWaffles
That’s the other guy in the myths!
The weird blue demon guy!
SPITEandCAFFEINE
Ohhhh yeah that guy
Forgot about him
Zombie_Bird
He wasn’t relevant
Friar Tuck
We were stuck in that time-travelling cycle for MONTHS.
Musical-Snek-Boi
Oh relatable
Sometimes I spend days going through the same five minutes trying to get it right
Friar Tuck
….Okay well now I feel bad for complaining
Musical-Snek-Boi
We all have our problems and we’re all valid
JazzHands
Perfectly put
Chaos
Okay so yeah anyway
Ghost Boy. Danny Phantom. My best friend. IDIOT THAT HE IS.
He used the infimap to get the swords and rockets back.
Friar Tuck
He WHAT
Zombie_Bird
Wait hold on a second
GB used a volatile time travel device
To get the stuff back???
MyPalVal
And that worked?
PurpleWaffles
Jeez
JazzHands
Danny and I will be having. Words.
SPITEandCAFFEINE
Wait wait wait- was he alone for this?
Like, did he bring any of his teammates?
The Kon Man
That would be wild if he did
Zombie_Bird
He better not have
Chaos
He did yeah
Zombie_Bird
Frick
Chaos
I don’t know all who went
But I know Bloodson did
So do with that information what you will
Zombie_Bird
We will be having words.
Musical-Snek-Boi
They achieved their goal though, didn’t they?
And it doesn’t seem like they retrieved them sometime in the past
If the map takes you where you’re supposed to be- then it may have just taken them straight to their stuff
Chaos
I get the feeling that isn’t the case actually
Since he said something like “Now that BloodSon is a Ninja”
And I know we met ancient Ninjas on our last time travel road trip
JazzHands
Danny.
PurpleWaffles
Okay so as cool and concerning as that is we got waaaaay off topic
If GB is Phantom, then Ellie is Phantom 2 electric boogaloo isn’t she?
Friar Tuck
I don’t think you need to use that whole title
MyPalVal
She is, yes
Zombie_Bird
Okay I have to ask
JazzHands
Oh we’re going to leave the topic again aren’t we
Zombie_Bird
WHY isn’t she in any family photos?
Or mentioned in GB’s household at all?
It’s like she doesn’t exist
Friar Tuck
You could say
It’s like
She’s a ghost
PurpleWaffles
Ha
Chaos
Tuck I will kill you
And then beat you up when you inevitably come back as a ghost
Friar Tuck
Jeez okay
MyPalVal
You guys remember the blue guy who stole the infimap, right?
SPITEandCAFFEINE
If by remember you mean we were just reminded he’s a thing
Then yes
MyPalVal
Okay so
He has a weird obsession with GB
And so he cloned him that one time
But it failed weirdly
And that’s how we got Ellie
Zombie_Bird
Oh jeez okay
The Kon Man
Neat!
Musical-Snek-Boi
Is it. Is it neat?
SPITEandCAFFEINE
Oh Kon that’s super cool for you
She’s living in your house right now, right?
You could talk to her about it!
The Kon Man
Haha yeah
I could
I should do that
Chaos
Wait why are we talking to her about it?
The Kon Man
Since we’re sharing secrets
I’m the older Superboy
Friar Tuck
Yeah we figured
MyPalVal
Yep.
The Kon Man
I’m also a ~Superman clone~
That’s how I happened
Musical-Snek-Boi
This makes sense
Friar Tuck
Ohhhhhhh
Okay
MyPalVal
Okay then you should talk to her about it
War notwithstanding
She needs some solidarity
PurpleWaffles
Wait hold on I just realized
Your parents are ghost hunters
THAT’S why she’s not in any of the pictures!
THEY DON’T KNOW
JazzHands
That they do NOT
And it’s going to stay that way
Zombie_Bird
Understood 100%
Are you guys okay actually?
Does GB need help?
SPITEandCAFFEINE
This makes Ellie’s weird homelessness make sense
Wow
MyPalVal
He’d tell you he’s fine
And he is
He’s just walking the edge
PurpleWaffles
Okay so NOT fine then
Friar Tuck
Basically
JazzHands
OFF TOPIC.
SPITEandCAFFEINE
This deserves to be talked about actually
Musical-Snek-Boi
I agree
JazzHands
Okay we will
Later
Val is the Red Huntress
MyPalVal
HEY.
SPITEandCAFFEINE
We figured
Zombie_Bird
Yeah
MyPalVal
I mean yeah but you didn’t have to out me so bluntly
Jeez
JazzHands
Sorry
Chaos
Jazz, Tuck and I are all civilians
Or at least something close to it
We don’t have powers and we don’t really fight
PurpleWaffles
You’re support that counts
Friar Tuck
Oh really?
Neat!
JazzHands
And I do have that one mechsuit
SPITEandCAFFEINE
You have a mechsuit???
Chaos
The Fenton Peeler.
I know it well.
Zombie_Bird
WHY have I never seen this?
JazzHands
It’s heavy
PurpleWaffles
Oh okay
Musical-Snek-Boi
Makes sense
Chaos
And the rest of you are bats, right?
SPITEandCAFFEINE
Red Robin reporting for. This.
PurpleWaffles
Spoiler!
Zombie_Bird
Red Hood.
Friar Tuck
Coooool
Cool cool cool
Zombie_Bird
Scared?
Friar Tuck
Not gonna lie
A little
Zombie_Bird
Awww
Don’t worry
I like you
Friar Tuck
Got it
Chaos
It’s no different than Danny
We literally know he has the power to end the world
MyPalVal
Another time travel adventure I am so glad I wasn’t there for
Friar Tuck
Your kick-butt adult self was
Chaos
I think she died though
PurpleWaffles
What.
Musical-Snek-Boi
Oh that happened to our team once or twice
Not fun
JazzHands
Okay SWIFTLY moving on from that topic
Is there any other identities or anything that needs to be discussed?
Zombie_Bird
I don’t think so, no
Chaos
Sounds about right, right?
MyPalVal
I’m good
SPITEandCAFFEINE
Wait wait
We still don’t know who the miraculous holders on the other side are
Chaos
Snek, you’re up
Musical-Snek-Boi
Okay
I took a look at the member list in the war meeting chat
And I am pleased to report that I think I know who their teacher is
Zombie_Bird
WHAT
MyPalVal
OHOHO
HOW THE TABLES HAVE TURNED
SPITEandCAFFEINE
Mention this earlier???
Musical-Snek-Boi
There were other things happening.
Chaos
AND????
Musical-Snek-Boi
It’s definitely Ladybug
Friar Tuck
That. Makes sense.
PurpleWaffles
Okay yeah
Leader, and all
SPITEandCAFFEINE
Oh I can definitely see that
She really is a good leader, and with her reflexes I’d imagine she’d be good at videogames
Musical-Snek-Boi
Yeah, she’s won high profile gaming competitions before
Chaos
Really?
Darn.
Zombie_Bird
Huh okay
Tim and I theorized that LadyPizza was Ladybug though, because of the name similarities
Musical-Snek-Boi
See
I think she is
I don’t actually recognize that tag, I thought it was weird
And when we were playing she tried to mask her style but
I know her too well :)
PurpleWaffles
My nemesis…
SPITEandCAFFEINE
So we’ve just been actually playing with the fabled Teacher for weeks?
And we didn’t catch on?
Zombie_Bird
Because we’ve been so good at catching on to things recently
MyPalVal
I felt that one. Ow.
Chaos
What about the rest?
Musical-Snek-Boi
Right well
My Little Robot is Pegasus, I recognize him
Zombie_Bird
We figured that one out
SPITEandCAFFEINE
We were stuck on Double A
He’s genuinely kind of a sweetheart
And when we met you guys I wouldn’t use those words to describe anyone there
MyPalVal
He is really nice
He told me how nice my legendary sword was
Seemed genuinely excited
PurpleWaffles
He told me he also loves waffles
Musical-Snek-Boi
Okay so this is gonna be fun
This happens any time anyone learns his identity
Friar Tuck
Oh no
Musical-Snek-Boi
Believe it or not
Double A is Chat Noir
Zombie_Bird
EXCUSE ME?
SPITEandCAFFEINE
H U H ?
Chaos
No freaking way what
PurpleWaffles
Leather. Catboy.
The Kon Man
That’s funny
This is really funny
MyPalVal
Uhhh
UH?
Friar Tuck
I never would have thought
In a MILLION years
Musical-Snek-Boi
Yeah he has a very effective secret
Zombie_Bird
Hmmm reminds me of Bruce, sort of.
Chaos
Okay don’t know how I didn’t put this together earlier
But Bruce Wayne is Batman
PurpleWaffles
Yep.
Friar Tuck
Holy crap
Chaos
HA
If my mom knew…
I mean obviously I’m not gonna say anything but
Gosh that’s a funny reaction to imagine
SPITEandCAFFEINE
Yeah I guess his is also pretty effective isn’t it
PurpleWaffles
Wait wait wait wait wait Tim
TIM
SPITEandCAFFEINE
Jeez what
PurpleWaffles
The Miraculous group is about to get here
Musical-Snek-Boi
Oh no is that the time?
Chaos
Isn’t it super early for you??
Musical-Snek-Boy
We all woke up for the fight
Friar Tuck
And we STILL got our butts kicked…
SPITEandCAFFEINE
Well
This should be interesting
Musical-Snek-Boi
Should be yeah
Zombie_Bird
Well this was productive
They may have won a battle and gotten their stuff back
But we’re all on the same page
And we know who their teacher is
One of our win conditions
The Kon Man
We’re neck and neck
You’ll have to tell us how the evening goes
SPITEandCAFFEINE
We’ll be sure to