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[10:34 a.m.]
Your Favorite Person: “When I saw you I fell in love, and you smiled because you knew.”
Shinsou Hitoshi: What?
Your Favorite Person: i’m like 70% sure it’s a Shakespeare quote
Shinsou Hitoshi: Nerd
Your Favorite Person: yeah and?
Shinsou Hitoshi: and when you first saw me during joint training, you said I looked like I was popular with the ladies
Your Favorite Person: …
Your Favorite Person: okay so in hindsight I probably should have used a different quote
Shinsou Hitoshi: Gee, you really think so?
Your Favorite Person: Yeah i do
Your Favorite Person: ...oh wait you were being sarcastic
Shinsou Hitoshi: You can’t see me, but I’m rolling my eyes right now
Your Favorite Person: You love me tho
Shinsou Hitoshi:
Shinsou Hitoshi:
Shinsou Hitoshi:
Shinsou Hitoshi: Okay yeah I do
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[11:03 a.m.]
Kaminari Denki: So I just ate this bagel
Cat Lady: Okay?
Kaminari Denki: It was a really good bagel
Cat Lady: Okay???
Kaminari Denki: I wrote a haiku about the bagel
Cat Lady: Aaaaand here we go
Kaminari Denki: That bagel was great
Kaminari Denki: It was perfectly toasted
Kaminari Denki: I want another
Cat Lady: Wow what talent you have
Kaminari Denki: ikr
Kaminari Denki: it’s my true calling
Cat Lady: Well, here’s a haiku for you
Cat Lady: *ahem*
Cat Lady: You are such a mess
Cat Lady: For some reason, I like that
Cat Lady: We’re both stupid af
Kaminari Denki: So uh lemme be the grammar police here
Kaminari Denki: I think af is two syllables
Cat Lady: I know
Cat Lady: That line was originally going to be “I like hot messes”
Cat Lady: Get it?
Kaminari Denki: asjxbcjf stop I’m dying
Kaminari Denki: If you keep being smooth like that then I’ll go to your house and zap you to oblivion
Cat Lady: Ooh I’m quaking
Kaminari Denki: rude
Cat Lady: Thanks
Cat Lady: By the way, what’s my contact name on your phone? I just realized that you’ve never told me.
Kaminari Denki: uhhhhh
Kaminari Denki: trust me
Kaminari Denki: you don’t wanna know
Cat Lady: No seriously what is it
Kaminari Denki: not telling
Cat Lady: Please?
Kaminari: Fine
Kaminari Denki: it’s Cat Lady
Kaminari Denki: are you happy now?
Cat Lady: I’m going to end you.
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[4:13 p.m.]
Shinsou Hitoshi: Hey Kaminari
Shinsou Hitoshi: Wanna see cute pics of Zucchini?
Your Favorite Person: Uh YEAH
Shinsou Hitoshi: Well too bad
Shinsou Hitoshi: They don’t exist
Shinsou Hitoshi: I love her but she’s ugly as hell
Your Favorite Person: wow what’d she ever do to you
Shinsou Hitoshi: Nothing, but I speak only the truth.
Your Favorite Person: ...
Shinsou Hitoshi: ...
Your Favorite Person: hey Shinsou
Your Favorite Person: Wanna see pictures of Bakugou being nice?
Shinsou Hitoshi: oh my god
Shinsou Hitoshi: I knew there was a reason I liked you
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[4: 29 p.m.]
Kaminari Denki: Wait so do I get joint custody of Zucchini now?
Cat Lady: Nope sorry
Kaminari Denki: Wow this is betrayal
Kaminari Denki: Why not?
Cat Lady: It’s for your own good
Cat Lady: She’d be trying to use you as a scratching post within a week
Kaminari Denki: I wouldn’t mind if I got to see you ;)
Cat Lady: Um okay
Cat Lady: Is this your attempt at flirting?
Kaminari Denki: I don’t know
Kaminari Denki: are u blushing rn?
Cat Lady: Lil bit.
Kaminari Denki: then yes
Cat Lady: And was that supposed to be smooth?
Kaminari Denki: Was it?
Cat Lady: Not at all
Kaminari Denki: ah
Kaminari Denki: dang
.…
[6:37 p.m.]
Your Favorite Person: Happy One Day Anniversary!
Shinsou Hitoshi: Why
Your Favorite Person: sheeeeesh lay off of me
Your Favorite Person: I’m just kidding
Shinsou Hitoshi: I don’t think you are.
Your Favorite Person: ok so I’m half-kidding
Shinsou Hitoshi: There we go.
Your Favorite Person: ur mean
Your Favorite Person: wanna come over?
Shinsou Hitoshi: Hell yeah but I gotta change
Your Favorite Person: what are you wearing?
Shinsou Hitoshi: Nothing.
Your Favorite Person: OMG TMI DUDE EWWW
Shinsou Hitoshi: IT WAS A JOKE!
Shinsou Hitoshi: Anyways
Shinsou Hitoshi: Happy One Day Anniversary to you, too.
Shinsou Hitoshi: I’ll be over in ten.
Your Favorite Person: More like twenty
Your Favorite Person: But still
Your Favorite Person: see u then :)