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Summary:

Digitally-Equipped Kinesics Unit (or DEKU, for short) was the new communication device that took the world by storm. It could be folded several times, charged with body heat, and most importantly—in times of emergencies, DEKU users could use its messenger to connect with nearby users even if the signal was weak.


Midoriya Izuku, the nerd that he was, ate instant cup noodles for three months just so he could save money to buy a DEKU. His schedule for the next week was booked, and half the time would be spent bonding with his new phone.

Izuku’s plans were ruined when DEKU started beeping like crazy. Thinking it might be someone who needed help, he answered the call.

Izuku got A LOT more than he bargained for: An angry guy who woke up all tied up in a ‘disgusting, godawful’ room, had no memories of himself, and someone was out there to kill him.

It was now up to the nerdy, instant cup noodles-obsessed college student to help the angry guy survive. Oof.

Notes:

Haluuu! This is my first fic after two years and my first time writing for the BnHA fandom, so I’m pretty hyped!

I wasn’t really planning on posting a fic anytime soon. But then, I was playing this really awesome survival game the other day, inspiration struck me out of nowhere... and here we are. ʅ(◞‿◟)ʃ

It’s been a while since I’ve last written a fic, so I think I’m pretty rusty. Still, I hope you like it! (^з^)

Chapter 1: Lost

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

“Walking alone with a friend in the dark
Is better than
Walking alone in the light.”


 

START

 

Digitally-Equipped Kinesics Unit (or DEKU, for short) was the new communication device that took the world by storm due to its rather groundbreaking features.

Some of DEKU’s most notable features include: It could be charged with body heat alone. It could also be folded over and over again until it became so small, it looked like an ice cube.

Arguably, its most important feature was that in times of emergency, DEKU users could use its Messenger app to connect with users that were within a ten-mile range. Signal was not an issue if you’re stuck in an island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean. DEKU had its own personal signal and didn't rely on cellular towers alone.

Midoriya Izuku, the nerd that he was, had lived off instant cup noodles for three months straight just so he could buy a DEKU on the day of its release.

After lining up for five hours in front of the Plus Ultra! Electronic Store, pushing and grappling with other patrons so that he could get that one box on the rightmost side because ‘It looks newer, and the box is in pristine condition!’, he was finally back in his dorm room at U.A. University, where he was currently taking up Computer Science—which he believed to be the nerdiest degree of them all. And he was super proud of it!

Izuku belly-flopped on his bed and moaned in ecstasy at the smooth and fluffy texture of the comforter. He wanted to lie there and spend the rest of his one week break lying on the soft, bouncy mattress, but he had something important—no, VERY important to do.

With a groan, Izuku sluggishly crawled to the edge of his bed. He blindly reached for the gaudy yellow, blue, and red paper bag which encased DEKU—his most prized possession aside from his limited edition All Might: United States of Smash figurine.

Izuku lied back down on his side, gingerly cradling the sleek, black box that had a tasteful, holographic-like ‘DEKU’ embossed on it like he would his All Might merchandise.

Izuku slowly opened the lid, and there, sitting idly under the instructional manual and sheets upon sheets of bubble wrap (he set the bubble wrap aside so he could pop them all later) was an all-black, rectangular device as thin as a toothpick.

“Holy Mother of All Might! It's even more beautiful in person!”

With shaky hands, Izuku spread out the box's contents on his bed. He grabbed the charger and hastily plugged in his shiny, expensive-as-hell, new phone to the socket by his nightstand. Even if the phone could be charged with body heat, it still needed to be plugged in every once in a while.

Izuku spent the next hour bonding with DEKU. He lovingly tweaked with the device and kept on oohing and aahing at every new feature he discovered.

Just as Izuku was about to take a quick selfie to test if he would really see his pores just like how it was advertised, a shrill beeping noise resounded repeatedly from his phone. In his shock, Izuku almost threw the device off the bed. He hugged the phone to his chest and uttered a quick apology before checking what in the world had just happened.

Thinking that the one calling may be someone in need—Izuku could never ever turn away anyone who needed his help—he hurriedly tapped the notification. It sent him to DEKU’s Messenger app, where nothing but a lone button at the middle of the black screen could be seen:

 


CONNECT WITH DEKU

 

Izuku took in a huge lungful of air before clicking on it.

Unknown

Identifying device...
Sending CEID865NS2398AR6-1283777...
Retrieving key...
Key authentication successful...
Establishing connection...
Connection established...
......... .. .. .. .. .. .. ..

“What in All Might’s name is happening?”

The text that kept on popping on the screen looked like something hackers would type. Yes, Izuku was a nerd. But right now, all he was seeing was gibberish.

The phone screen glitched and flashed white. Then, nothing. Izuku heaved a heavy sigh upon seeing his screen turn black.

“Eraserhead’s stinky toe socks! Looks like this one is defective. I might have to return this to Plus Ul—”

Unknown

Identifying device...
Sending CEID865NS2398AR6-1283777...
Retrieving key...
Key authentication successful...
Establishing connection...
Connection established...
......... .. .. .. .. .. .. ..

Shit! There’s nothing but trash here...

At the same time that the message from the unknown number popped up on the screen, Izuku could have sworn that he also heard a gruff, unmistakably male voice saying the exact same thing.

Izuku immediately dropped the phone down onto the bed and scrambled back to the headboard, not once looking away from the cursed device.

“What was that?! Was Tokoyami right about the dorms being haunted? Is DEKU being possessed by an evil spirit? Or maybe, hearing things is just a side effect of eating too much instant cup noodles? Yeah, that must be i—”

And to top this clusterfuck off, the goddamn phone is not working as well!

“There it is again!”

And this time, the male voice sounded much clearer, more alive. The guy sounded like he was catching his breath, and seriously frustrated with whatever it was he was busying himself with.

Now that Izuku thought about it, it certainly didn’t sound like a ghost. Do ghosts even get tired? Or swear? With renewed resolve, Izuku slowly crawled towards the abandoned device.

Sighing to himself, he gingerly picked the phone up with both hands that were embarrassingly drenched in cold sweat, before typing out a response. He should have read the instructional manual first so he wouldn’t have cowered from his phone like a moron.

Izuku figured that there must be a hidden feature somewhere that made it possible for the guy to transform what he was saying into text messages.

Unknown

Shit! There’s nothing but trash here...

To top it all off, the goddamn phone is not working as well! Fucking hell!

Hello?

Izuku could hear the angry guy’s breath hitch the moment he sent the message, all movement from the other side instantly ceasing.

Huh?

Are you receiving me?

Ha!

It does work after all! Whoever you are, I’m getting your messages.

Uhm... how did you activate the voice transforming into texts thing?

See that tiny red dot on the right side of the text box? Tap it, dumbass.

Izuku immediately pressed the red dot and cleared his throat before replying. With his voice, this time.

I pressed it! Can you hear me now?

Yeah, I hear you. You sound like a complete nerd.

Izuku huffed indignantly at that. Yes, he was a nerd. And yes, there’s nothing wrong about being a nerd. But for the guy to instantly know that he was a nerd after just hearing him say two sentences?

Endeavor’s beard! He must have been spending too much time reading All Might comic books lately.

The messenger has an integrated camera. Can you see me?

No. I can only hear you.

Fuck. Same here. Well, that’s better than nothing.

Maybe you can locate me?

I have to know where I am.

What’s going on?

That’s a long story.

The worst thing is not knowing where I am.

Izuku clicked on the information icon on the top left side of the screen. According to the instructional manual, the other device’s current coordinates would show up there. And there wasn’t. The space where it would usually be at had a taunting

[ERROR]

emblazoned on it.

Izuku sighed before roughly pulling at his hair in frustration, which made it even messier than it already was.

I’m sorry, but I can’t get your coordinates.

Damn!

That really would have saved my ass right now.

Maybe I can be helpful in another way?

Wait... Shut up for a second.

I think I see something moving.

I’ll put you on mute.

The guy sounded rather steady and calm. It seemed like he wasn’t afraid of whatever it was lurking out there. Still, Izuku could still hear a slight tremor in his low, gruff voice.

I can see him.

I think the fucker’s pulling something behind him.

He looks like a mutant or something!

He’s going inside.

Shit! He’s back again.

And he’s got a motherfucking axe?!

Damn it!

He’s disappeared into the woods. I can’t see him anymore.

Hey! Are you still with me?

Izuku may not be there with the guy, but he was terrified for him. He wanted to help him, but how? Sure, the dude was able to connect with Izuku’s messenger, so that meant he was within a ten-mile range from Izuku’s dorm.

Still, it would be difficult to find him since for some reason, his coordinates weren’t showing up. The guy sounded quite young, too. Just around Izuku’s age. How did a guy that young ended up in this predicament?

Izuku clenched his fists until his knuckles turned white. He felt so helpless. And useless. Here he was, just sitting on his bed and hoping that the guy could make it out alive.

Right now, the only thing Izuku could do was stay strong for the guy. And he would do just that.

I’m still here.

Okay. I’m getting out of here!

And I’m taking you with me!

Izuku could hear the guy grunting and heaving as he began sprinting away from there. A tense silence befell on Izuku’s dorm room.

What on earth was even happening? He was just enjoying his bonding time with his new phone. Then suddenly, something straight out of a horror movie bamboozled him right in the face.

Shit! That fucker!

The guy sounded panicked. Izuku could hear his breathing getting even more labored with the new, marginally faster pace he had set.

Is... Is he following you?

Yeah!

Can’t talk!

Izuku couldn’t do anything but dumbly stare at his phone. His hair was practically a bird’s nest with how much he had anxiously pulled at his green hair by now.

After what seemed like hours, Izuku could hear the guy’s pace winding down until he was walking at a snail’s pace. He could hear the guy trying to catch his breath.

As much as Izuku was curious as to how the other was faring, he kept his mouth shut. He couldn’t risk it! What if that creepy guy was still around and was just waiting for the right time to stri—

Hey nerd, you’re mumbling.

Ack! I didn’t realize I was doing that. I’m sorry!

Izuku could hear the guy’s ugly snort all the way from wherever he was. Izuku just rolled his eyes in response even if the dude couldn’t see him do it.

That was pretty close.

I think I’m safe for now.

Safe for now?

I told you, it was a long story.

But who were you running from?

Who was that creepy guy?

Do you know him?

No. I don’t know him.

I don’t know anyone else here.

So why did you run away from him?

At the moment, I think it’s smarter not to attract attention.

But something must have happened?

Izuku could hear the guy on the other line sigh so heavily, it’s as if he was shouldering the whole world.

Listen...

I don’t know what’s happened here.

I don’t even know where here is!

All I know is that I woke up in the middle of the night with a piercing headache tied up in a disgusting, godawful room.

Fuck... I can still feel the reminder on the back of my head.

How did you get out of there?

It wasn’t that difficult.

The door was half broken. The building was devastated like a tornado had swept through it... broken furniture all around shards of glass and debris.

I used one of the shards to cut the rope.

Then I ran out and...

The dude abruptly trailed off. A minute of tense silence had passed. It seemed like he wasn’t going to be continuing what he was saying.

And?

And nothing.

No memory!

The place, the whole area... It’s completely foreign to me.

The building I left seemed to be a school or some shit long time ago. There was a blackboard still hanging on the wall.

I just kept running forward.

Away from there.

The guy fell silent after that. It seemed like he was contemplating about something. The silence this time was not tense, unlike the previous ones when the guy was running for his life.

It’s fucking odd here, you know?

What do you mean?

Just listen.

And Izuku couldn’t hear anything else aside from the gravel underneath the guy’s feet and his labored breathing.

Nothing but the wind...

Exactly! It’s fucking quiet.

Unnaturally quiet.

Not the slightest peep.

No life... everything’s fucking dead. As if someone has pushed pause.

It really creeps the living shit out of me... At least I don’t have to speak to myself anymore.

That certainly helps with the stress reduction.

The guy let out a harsh, derisive snort. He seemed done with the whole ordeal, and angry with the whole world. Izuku would definitely feel the same if he was in this guy’s shoes.

No memories, stuck in the middle of nowhere, a creepy guy possibly out there to kill him... Yeah, he would scream to the heavens above if that happened to him.

The logo on the messenger says... Deku?

Yup, it’s Deku. That’s what I’ll call you.

Wha... Why Deku?

I know you obviously have your own name.

But...

I can’t remember my own... so it’s only fair.

Alright, then what should I call you?

You can call me Kachsjknka—

A what now? The reception suddenly became a bit choppy. Izuku stared at his phone, baffled at what he just heard. Was it Kachanganka? Kachanka? Kacchan?

‘Yes,’ Izuku thought, all the while nodding to himself seriously with his chin resting on his hand. ‘I believe he said Kacchan.’

Ah! Fuck! That was me almost tripping. Almost dropped the phone, too.

Uhm... Did you just ask me to call you... Kacchan?

Ha? Kacchan? Where did you get that shitty name? I said Katsuki, you stupid Deku!

Izuku stretched his arm that was holding his phone as far as humanly possible to protect his precious eardrums from Katsuki’s (Or was it Kacchan’s?) explosive yelling of extremely long strings of obscenities. They sounded so complicated and out of this world that Inko, Izuku’s mom, would faint if she caught her son trying to copy Katsuki’s (Kacchan’s?) vulgar tirade.

With an amused chuckle bubbling up his lips, Izuku pulled up Katsuki’s contact information and changed the name from Unknown to Kacchan.

‘Much better.’

Kacchan

Uhm... that was... Wow! I’ve never thought simple words like potato and vanilla could be used in such an... uncouth way.

And yes, I heard you. You wanted me to call you Katsuki...

Right, Kacchan?

Izuku tried his hardest to not let Katsuki hear him cackling like a hyena. The dude was scary. His voice alone would be enough to make a lesser man wet his pants.

Fine! Asshole.

Whatever makes you sleep at night, shitty Deku.

I don’t know... but maybe Katsuki is even my real name.

What gives you that idea?

I found a lighter in my pocket. The kind that soldiers use. It has an engraving...

Izuku could hear a faint clinking of metal on the background. It sounded like Katsuki was fiddling with the lighter.

Walking with a friend in the dark...

Is better than...

Walking alone in the light.

Happy 18th, brat.

To Katsuki.

From Mom.

As long as I don’t have a tendency for stealing shit, this must be mine.

That’s why I wanted to go back so desperately.

Katsuki’s tone was somber. He sounded so tired, as if all his pent up anger and energy had been zapped out of him. Izuku bit his lip. He had never felt so useless in his life.

Okay, Kacchan. What’s next?

I have no idea. It’s starting to get dark, and I’m fucking freezing.

There’s nothing here.

Nothing but an endless amount of trees.

Katsuki stopped walking. Only the sound of the trees rustling against the wind could be heard through Izuku’s phone. It was a normally soothing sound. Izuku used to play a lot in the woods behind his childhood home. But now? It sounded ominous to him.

The oppressive silence stretched into several minutes, and Izuku was starting to get antsy.

Hey, cat got your tongue?

Psst!

Deku!

I think there’s something over there!

What do you mean? Is it moving? Is it that creepy guy again?

No. It doesn’t seem to be.

But I... I’m too far away. I can’t see it.

I have to move closer. I hope that fucker’s not watching me.

Katsuki started walking again, albeit in a sluggish pace—like a cat on a night prowl.

And? You see anything? What is it?

I’m still not sure. It seems to be a cabin.

A pretty decayed cabin.

Not that inviting.

On the other hand, a roof over my head doesn’t seem bad.

Do you want to go over?

Nah, I’m just gonna stay on the path. It should bring me a little closer.

Katsuki continued to walk a bit more for a few minutes before halting on his tracks. He hummed thoughtfully under his breath. That made Izuku curious. What did he see?

Alright. I have an overview.

What do you see, Kacchan? Describe it to me.

The path I’m on leads to a fork.

Four trails, four directions.

One smaller trail just off the main path leads up to the cabin.

What do you think, nerd? Any suggestions on what should I do now?

This might be the hardest decision Izuku’s going to make. He leaned back against the headboard and gently bumped his head against it several times to jumpstart his brain. Katsuki’s in luck. Izuku’s specialty was overthinking.

Izuku glanced up to the time. It was quarter to five.

Let’s see...

We still have enough time to check out one trail before it goes dark.

If the path we will be choosing is a dead-end, you can easily walk back to the main path and stay in the cabin overnight.

What do you think, Kacchan?

Not bad for a nerd.

We’ll go with that.

Izuku internally rejoiced at his solid plan. It seemed like having a marathon of the first one hundred episodes of Detective Conan the other day was finally paying off. The only problem now was what trail would they choose?

The trail heading to south was obviously out of question. That was where Katsuki came from. That creepy guy might not be there anymore, but Katsuki would probably still throw the nastiest hissy fit if Izuku would try to suggest that.

The other three paths? Well, Izuku had no clue. Would he just do the classic ‘eeny, meeny, miny, moe’ to choose? Oh no. He was screwed, wasn’t h—

Izuku’s thought process abruptly skidded to the gutter when he heard the familiar sound of leaves crunching on the other line. Katsuki must have started walking.

Hey! Where are you going?

You’re mumbling again, shitty nerd.

I’m heading west.

Let’s see what’s waiting for us over there.

Katsuki continued walking. By now, his footsteps sounded harried. He was almost dragging his feet through the ground.

The ground’s getting a little rocky.

More rocks, fewer trees...

It’s making me fucking uncomfortable...

Izuku leaned forward, straining to hear Katsuki. The line was starting to get choppy.

I think any...

Kacchan?

... that fucker might spot me from a mile away...

Hey! I can’t hear you well!

Kacchan!

It’s so much more bleak than...



—-Disconnecting—-

The screen glitched for a moment, then the messenger crashed. Izuku dumbly stared at his phone’s homescreen for what seemed like hours. His hands were shaking, and his heart was rattling wildly against his ribcage.

What just happened? And Katsuki... He needed to know if Katsuki was okay! Izuku hastily clicked on the messenger icon, and clicked the lone green button that seemed to be taunting him.


CONNECT WITH DEKU

 

Izuku tapped the call button beside Katsuki’s name to try connecting with him again. Something wrong must have happened to him!

Kacchan

Retrieving key...
Key authentication successful...
Establishing connection...
Connection Impossible...
—-Disconnecting—-

Izuku reopened the messenger again and again. And again. He lost count how many times he did it, but the outcome was always the same—it kept on disconnecting. After what seemed to be the hundredth time, Izuku dropped his phone on the bed and pulled at his hair with both hands.

“Oh my god. Oh no. Holy Mother of All Might, this is not happening right now. We shouldn’t have picked west! I should have disagreed! I will never forgive myself if something bad happened to hi—”

A familiar, deafening beeping noise echoed around the room. Izuku practically flung himself to his phone and hastily opened it. He whooped gleefully when he saw the notification from the messenger that Katsuki was trying to connect with him.

Kacchan

Identifying device...
Sending CEID865NS2398AR6-1283777...
Retrieving key...
Key authentication successful...
Establishing connection...
Connection established...
......... .. .. .. .. .. .. ..

“Oh yes!” With both hands, Izuku triumphantly raised his phone above his head.

Kacchan

Deku?

Deku!

Are you there, nerd?

Can you hear me?

Kacchan!

What happened? I was really scared!

Ah, shit. I didn’t mean to make your shitty nerd ass worry.

I don’t know what happened.

The messenger was trying to establish a connection, but it was impossible.

There was only noise... Maybe there’s something that blanks out the signal!

Anyway. The whole way was for nothing!

Why? What did you find?

The path led me to the edge of a giant cliff.

Can you rappel down?

Katsuki dissolved into a fit of hysterics. He was cackling so hard, he was gasping for breath once he calmed down. Katsuki’s tone was both playful and sarcastic when he replied.

Rappel down? Sure!

Wait a second, and let me see!

Night-vision goggles — check.

Parachute — check.

Rope — Shit. Seems to have left that behind. Looks like it’s a no-go.

Stop it, Kacchan! I get it already!

Katsuki was guffawing again, and Izuku was mortified.

It was a long day, okay? He had lined up for five hours under the heat of the sun. His brain wasn’t back to normal. It completely slipped his mind that Katsuki didn’t have any equipment to rappel down the cliff.

Besides...

Besides, what?

Besides, I’m clinging to life so I’d prefer to go back.

The signal will most likely blank out again once I walk back to the main path.

I’ll disconnect for a bit, nerd.

Don’t worry your shitty little head too much.






—-Disconnecting—-

While waiting, Izuku opened Dekoogle to try and search for Katsuki’s name. There were thousands upon thousands of results—after all, Katsuki was a pretty common name, but there was no news about anyone being abducted.

Darn it! He needed more to go on than just a measly first name. Katsuki must have just gone missing early today if there was still no news about him in social media.

The real kicker here, though, was that there was no classes this week. After all, it was the Golden Week. And Katsuki sounded just about the same age as Izuku. That might mean he was also spending his break in the dorms. People might not notice immediately that he had gone missing.

The distinct shrill beeping of DEKU’s messenger abruptly interrupted Izuku’s mumbling galore. He launched the app, impatiently drumming his fingers against the bed.

Kacchan

Identifying device...
Sending CEID865NS2398AR6-1283777...
Retrieving key...
Key authentication successful...
Establishing connection...
Connection established...
......... .. .. .. .. .. .. ..

Oi, Deku.

I’m back on the main path. I see the cabin, and it already looks pretty shitty from where I am.

Take a closer look, Kacchan. You shouldn’t judge a book by its cover.

No offense to your optimism, nerd. But from up close, it looks even shittier.

Tell me more. What do you see?

Izuku closed his eyes as he listened to Katsuki describe the cabin in detail with his low, gruff baritone voice. He could totally do an ASMR with that kind of voice.

Like I said...

A cabin in the middle of nowhere. Not very big, not very small, but it’s definitely past its prime.

All the wood is pretty faded and weathered, the windows are boarded up.

The roof is overgrown with moss and partly collapsed.

The canopy has a big, gaping hole in it, while the porch is covered in weeds.

It seems like nature is taking back what’s hers.

Holy shit! I think the door is open.

This is your chance, Kacchan!

Are you crazy? I’m not going inside!

Oh right, it’s obviously better to spend the night outside and get eaten by wolves or something.

Fucking fine!

I mean, I don’t really have a choice.

Izuku could hear old, withered wood groaning under Katsuki’s weight as he walked up the steps to the front door. The door creaked loudly when Katsuki pushed it open.

Fucking hell!

I can’t see anything, but it smells fucking disgusting!

Use your lighter.

Yeah. I know, nerd...

I can’t stand the smell!

Katsuki fumbled blindly to open his lighter.

What the...

Kacchan?

Oh shit... This is disgusting.

Katsuki suddenly sounded like he was in the verge of tears. He gasped loudly, and Izuku heard him running out of the cabin. The winds rustling against the trees grew louder compared to when they were inside the cabin.

Izuku gripped his phone tightly, worried about Katsuki. In just a short amount of time that he had known the angry guy, Katsuki seemed to be someone who wasn’t easily swayed by his emotions. That made Izuku curious as to what Katsuki had seen that made him react that way.

Kacchan?

Please talk to me.

I can’t...

I can’t... I can’t...

What happened?

My eyes were slowly adjusting to the darkness... and then I saw them.

What did you see?

All the corpses.

There are piles... There are piles of them.

There are stacks of corpses.

And that fucking stench... That’s the decaying corpses.

Please calm down.

I’m not going inside that hellhole ever again!

I’m not going anywhere!

I know it must be really hard for you right now, but please try to calm down.

I’m trying already, believe me.

But this is like a shitty horror movie. Or like a nightmare you’re trying to wake up from but you can’t.

It just keeps going on and on.

I know, Kacchan... I know that feeling of helplessness.

Chaos falls on you like a huge wave, and flushes your mind away.

You’re right... I can’t think clearly at the moment.

That horrifying picture is just burned in my head.

Izuku’s eyes widened in worry and apprehension. He couldn’t do anything but stare at his phone in concern.

Listen to me.

That picture will certainly chase you for a while. But...

Yeah?

You have to cope with it.

I wish I could have protected you from that horror.

It’s not your fault, nerd.

Maybe. But somehow, I feel responsible for you.

I... I appreciate you for saying that, Deku.

It was left unsaid, but Izuku understood clearly what Katsuki wanted to say.

‘Thank you.’

Izuku found himself unconsciously smiling like an idiot at his phone.

Anytime, Kacchan.

Now listen.

I know you’re still in shock, so let me take care of the thinking.

What do you suggest?

I think we should look at the situation properly and then make a decision.

Okay. But... What can we do?

Izuku gazed up the ceiling and hummed thoughtfully. What would they do?

Well... We don’t have much choice.

You could stay where you are and try to survive the night. With a bit of luck, your stock of evil surprises is exhausted for today.

On the other hand, there is a cabin over there... “A roof over your head.” A shelter.

And you know, you shouldn’t push your luck, Kacchan.

I guess, you would have a few roommates...

What the fuck, shitty Deku?!

Relax! I’m only kidding.

But I do think you should spend the night in the cabin.

It’s the safest option.

Are you fucking serious?

Do you expect me to cuddle in between them?! Are you dumb?

Ahh there! We have your sarcasm back!

That’s a good sign.

Does your morale follow now?

Where are you going with this?

You have to go inside again.

What?! You’ve got to be shitting me!

Listen.

You were inside for three seconds, you saw something horrible, and then you ran out.

That’s the harmless version, but okay.

So far, so good.

Now we have to find out how to keep you inside.

Ha, that will never happen. You’re wasting your efforts, Deku.

Come on. You're a smart cookie.

Sitting out here, you will either be hit by the cold or by the creepy guy.

You have no choice, and you know it.

When you are inside again, check it accurately. Maybe you’ll find something that you could use.

Check it accurately maybe you’ll find something, my ass. Damn it!

With the way Katsuki sarcastically mimicked Izuku’s voice making it sound all high-pitched and whiny, it seemed like the dude was back to his usual cranky, sarcastic self. Izuku was glad for Katsuki even if his eyebrows were kind of twitching in irritation.

I can’t believe I’m doing this.

I hate you for this, nerd.

With that, Katsuki pushed the cabin’s front door open bit by bit, every single creak deafening in the noiseless night.

Oh man... That stench makes me sick.

Be strong. Otherwise, it will take longer.

Shut up!

I’ll grab my lighter.

Oh my fucking god.

Don’t lose your head right now, okay?

Yeah.

I’m trying to keep my eyes open.

What do you see? Anything useful?

Right now, I see even more corpses. This is disgusting.

Most of them are decayed already, but some just look downright terrifying like fresh...

Ah. Do you see anything else?

Wait a minute...

I see a gas mask.

There’s also a half burned down candle and a crowbar.

There’s a set of keys on the floor in front of me. Let’s see if we can find the lock that fits them.

I’ll just grab all of them. And I’ll wear the gas mask.

Okay... This helps against the stench, but now I see even less than before.

Katsuki’s voice sound muffled after he wore the gas mask. It reminded Izuku of the astronauts in ‘All Might: Hero of the Moon’, one of his all time favorite films, which was about All Might and his band of allies flying to space to rescue a group of astronauts stranded in the moon.

Oh! Kacchan! Why don’t you try opening the window with the crowbar?

You know, to air the cabin out after the previous guests?

Yeah. I’m on it.

Come on!

Come on, you stupid handle!

Yeah!

Let’s get some air flow in that shit hole!

Hey, Kacchan. Take a closer look at the living room.

Ah. Here we go again. I have to look around a bit closer here.

Never thought I’d find so many useful things...

A pair of rubber gloves, a small can with nails, a coil with wire, and a sheet of glass.

Okay.

First thing: I’ll use the rubber gloves.

What are you up to?

First of all, I have to remove all these corpses for obvious reasons.

Furthermore, sleeping with a gas mask plastered to my face is an experience I definitely want to pass on.

Damn it!

There are so many.

Izuku scrunched up his nose upon realizing that what he was hearing being dragged across the floor were, in fact, corpses. Man, that was indeed disgusting. Izuku would probably vomit all over the floor if he was there. But he needed to stay strong for Katsuki.

I really would like to help you right now... even if it’s disgusting.

You don’t happen to have an extra pair of gloves lying around, do you?

Yeah, yeah... Whatever.

You know, you are supporting my mental well-being. I don’t want to admit it, but it would be really, really shitty if you’re not here.

My pleasure, Kacchan.

This is a backbreaking job. Let me tell you.

Katsuki fell silent after that as he got to work. All Izuku could hear was the sounds of corpses being dragged and Katsuki’s heavy panting and grunts.

While waiting for Katsuki to be done, Izuku cut his toenails, swept the floor, opened up his Math homework that he kept on delaying until the night before classes resume.

Izuku grabbed the plastic bag from the desk and placed it beside him on the bed. It contained his dinner and midnight snacks (he was supposed to watch the next one hundred episodes of Detective Conan tonight)—a bunch of protein bars, junk food and a microwaveable bento.

Deku?

Yes?

I’ve got it over with.

Now I’m curious if the air is halfway breathable now.

And how is it?

Not too bad. I don’t think I’ll run outside again.

Now I’m able to see so much more.

There’s a big room in front of me with a small open kitchen on the left.

On the front wall, there’s a french window leading onto the balcony.

On the right wall, there’s a chimney and in front of it is an old carpet.

How cozy, Kacchan!

Yeah, right. Let’s exchange places, shitty nerd. See if it’s fucking cozy.

On my left, I can see a niche with two wooden doors. One belongs to a store room, the other the bathroom.

So... How do we proceed? I’m gonna give you the privilege of choosing first even if you’re a nerd.

Wha—what’s wrong with being a nerd?!

Hmmm... Let’s see... Go check the storeroom first.

Well... what do we have here...

A steel chain and a reel of string. Heh. I’ll take both.

I’ll take a closer look at the kitchen nex—

Katsuki abruptly stopped talking when a loud, rumbling noise resounded through the cabin. A brief moment of silence. Then Izuku burst into a fit of laughter.

‘Was that Kacchan’s stomach?’

Kitchen it is! I can tell that your stomach is thinking the same thing.

Shut the fuck up, shitty Deku!

Damn it!

Nothing but dust.

Shit!

No running water either.

Ha! There’s a metal milk churn, a big pot, and a can!

Trader Joe’s baked beans... That I will take for sure.

Where to next? It’s your turn to choose.

Try the balcony!

Well...

Everything seems so peaceful here...

Almost quaint.

Huh?

Did you hear that?

What the fuck is that?

Izuku neared his phone to his ears, trying to make out what Katsuki was talking about. All he was hearing was static, though.

Uhm... I don’t hear anything?

Maybe it’s coming from the bathroom? We haven’t checked the bathroom yet, right?

Wait a sec. I’ll check that.

Nah.

There’s nothing in there, but a mop and a bucket.

Both are quite useful. I’ll get them.

Anyway. It’s definitely coming from the outside.

But I still don’t hear anything?

Get your ears cleaned, shitty Deku.

I’m gonna hold the messenger in that direction, maybe you can hear it.

Listen.

Izuku shoved his phone to his ears and closed his eyes in concentration. He inhaled for 4 seconds, held it in for 7 seconds, and exhaled for 8 seconds. There. Just like what Aoyama, his yoga-obsessed friend, had taught him.

‘That breathing exercise didn’t work! I still don’t hear anythi... Wait.’

Kacchan!

I think it sounds like a stream.

If you’re right, this could be my fresh water supply.

So what are you waiting for!

Heck.

I don’t know what scares the shit out of me more...

To go back into those woods, or to die of thirst.

You can’t possibly be serious!

Yeah. I guess you’re right, nerd.

You really should go now.

Wait, I’ll just grab the pot.

Izuku heard the cabin’s front door shut behind Katsuki with a dull thud. The winds were harsher and the surroundings quieter now that it was really nighttime. It spooked Izuku hearing those sounds. They made him imagine what it was like being alone in such a place.

You have to be really quiet now, nerd.

I have to follow the sound of the stream.

Katsuki began walking. It was so quiet in Izuku’s room, he almost started dozing off if it weren’t for Katsuki whooping like an idiot all of a sudden.

Deku!

You were fucking right!

There’s a small creek running by here.

Okay, let’s take it easy.

For now, just be on the lookout and watch the stream.

You might not be the only one fired up for fresh water.

Holy shit, Deku. You just think of everything, don’t you?

That’s my job.

Okay.

I’ll stay a safe distance.

I think the coast is clear.

Okay. Put the pot under the stream of water and hide again!

Got it.

Okay...

The pot is full now.

I’ll fetch it, and then let’s scram.

Katsuki was leisurely walking towards the pot when without warning, he dashed off like a lunatic. Izuku could hear him muttering ‘Oh shit.’ over and over again. The potful of water kept on clanking with his every step and probably in danger of spilling.

Katsuki let out a relieved sigh once he was back in the cabin. Izuku heard him slumped against the door in exhaustion.

Kacchan?

Are you alright? What happened out there?

I saw him... the psycho with the axe. He was also there to fetch water. Like holy shit? What were the odds?

He was facing away, so he didn’t see me.

Man... so much action.

I’m happy that’s all over.

It’s actually getting dark now.

Time for a break. I deserve it.

Actually, it’s the only thing I can really do.

I’m exhausted,

tired,

hungry,

and my blood sugar is dipping.

Wow, you’re tougher than a cockroach!

Heh. I’ll take that as a compliment.

I have to admit, I have no idea where we should go from here.

Should have been watching those survival shows on TV, then I wouldn’t be so fucking helpless right now.

For now, I guess you should appease your stomach first.

Yeah.

The beans in the can are still good. However, I can’t open the can just with my teeth.

Besides, I would prefer them warm if possible.

Find a stone and try to open the can with it. Just use it as a tool.

You mean like a monkey?

You sure do watch the shittiest survival shows out there, nerd.

I’m sure something will go wrong, and it will be me who has to lick the beans from the floor.

Not if you find a stone with a sharp edge.

Fine. Wait... I’ll look for a tool from the stone age.

If possible, the winds grew even stronger as they violently gusted through the trees. Izuku shivered even if he was encased in his toasty dorm room. Katsuki, on the other hand, must be feeling the opposite. It sounded like the apocalypse out there.

Okay, I’m back. I found one.

Shit!

Nothing but a few dents.

Maybe you could try holding a nail against the can lid? Then hit it with the stone!

Okay, let me try that.

Izuku didn’t know how long he sat there listening to Katsuki curse under his breath and threatening to kill everyone as he tried to open the ‘damned can’. But he was really entertained by the dude’s colorful vocabulary. He had never heard anything like it. Katsuki made it sound like an art form.

Take that, you damned can!

Ha! A few slight hits, and you are freed my little beans!

At least for a while...

Hey, Kacchan! Try making a fire like a caveman!

I’m already on it, nerd.

But we need something flammable and...

I’m not sure I can find something like that in this shitty shed.

Holy shit!

What the hell?

What happened, Kacchan?

Every single twig and branch I touch crumbled into dust within seconds.

Un-fucking-believable...

This is not good at all.

Hmmm... Can you find something made of wood in the cabin?

There are not many things in here.

And even less wooden ones.

The folding chair can be dismantled and used as fuel.

Maybe that shelf...

And that one too.

But still not enough to make a real fire!

Try dismantling the cabin, Kacchan.

Using a crowbar? Fucking easy.

But the planks are so musty. I don’t think they’ll burn very well.

Izuku had one more idea, and it’s as freaking disgusting as Eraserhead’s stinky toe socks. He didn’t know how Katsuki would react to it. He ruffled his hair in frustration. He couldn’t think of anything else! There was no other way to make fire other than that.

Maybe... maybe you can find something useful outside—among the corpses.

What the fuck?

Is that really necessary?

I only just freed myself of the view and that godawful stench.

At the moment, nothing else comes to mind.

Whatever.

I guess it’s worth a try.

Izuku could hear Katsuki walking out of the cabin to where he must have dragged the corpses to.

Do you see anything?

Most of them still have their clothes and hair.

That’s awesome!

You can use both for fuel!

What?

Are you fucking serious?

That’s insane!

Sometimes you have to do things that have to be done.

And for you, it means that you have to literally go over corpses in order to survive.

Shit...

And how am I supposed to do that?

Try to cut off the hair with a sharp stone.

Fuck! I... I can’t do that. I’d rather die!

Calm down and think it over.

You’ve already tackled so many obstacles.

You’ve come this far.

You can’t just give up now!

I’m not a monster.

I can’t do that.

Of course you’re not a monster, Kacchan!

But you need a fire to make it through the night.

What the fuck kind of world is this?

Is this like some sort of punishment for my shitty behavior or something?

Fuck!

What’s the point anyway?

Kacchan, that is the point.

What if there’s someone out there waiting for you?

Damn it!

Shut up!

Izuku’s heart was hurting for Katsuki. His eyes welled up at the corners but he valiantly stifled his tears. He needed to be strong for Katsuki. He needed Katsuki to survive.

I know this is really harsh...

But if you can’t do it, you might as well lay down with the corpses right now.

We will talk for a while, then say goodbye.

You will fall asleep, and everything will be over.

Is that what you want? What you really want?

No...

Of course not.

Fuck! How much more of this do I need to endure?

Come on, Kacchan. Let’s overcome one obstacle at a time.

This is so fucking hard for me.

I’ll... I’ll do it, but I need more time.

I’ll get back to you later, Deku.











—-Disconnecting—-


END OF CHAPTER 1

 

Notes:

Oof. That was some heavy stuff, but it’ll get better. Pleaseee do leave a comment! I would love to know what you think about this chapter! (⁎⁍̴̆Ɛ⁍̴̆⁎)

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