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When he wwake up, his hair was red…he didn’t realize it until trip come riding his lion with cakes on his D and say “yo homie, ur hair is hella rad”
Koujaku, being an old school he is, mistook rad as red because he didn’t know what rad is and both red and rad sounds the same. He just don’t know… poor cow.
“OMFG” scramed koujaku cske s the last thing he wanted to see.he tried to run awei from trio but his HAIR!! TROP HAIR IS SO AMAZE HE WABTS TO DO STUFFS WITH IT BUT HE DIDN’T HAVE SCISSORS WITH HIM..WHAT TO DOOO!??!?!?!?!?!!?
Then he twists his head like all the anime produced by studio shaft and saw his claws. It was rly long, too bad his hands was cuffed behind his back.
Due to his uncontrollable rage, the cuff was broken by this miraculous power he suddenly gains, he looks like hulk now…. A red hulk because if he’s green then he’ll get sued by Marvel for copyright stuffs.
Koujaku then reach out to tripus hair and starts to trim it because it has so many knots and there was cakes on it too! With so much skill, koujaku uses his super sharp claws starts to fix trip’s hair. It was adorable…it almost looks like…..virus?!?!?!?! TRIP NOW LOOKS LIKE VIRUS EXCEPT THAT TURIPPU IS MORE BARA THAN VIRUS. Viru s only drink wine in his whole life. Unlike tripp, trip eat cakes. Lots and lots of cakes. Cake is his lyfe. He could marry all the cake he met. It was such an unhealthy but healthy obsession, people whoo is not trip does not understand.
Koujakc, being a professional coiffeur he is, he took some of trip’s cake and put it on trip’s hair. He don’t have any hair cream so he decided to use the cake cream instead. When he’s done, koujaku was much amazed by his work. He gets a mirror out of nowhere and shove it infront of trip’s face. Even trip was amaze by it.
While trip was preoccupied by his reflection and new hairstyle, koujaku took the chance to scram out of that place.