Chapter Text
bakugou: you’re dead to me
shinsou: oh come on
shinsou: it wasn’t even that bad!!
bakugou: he screamed in my ear for TWO DUCKING HOURS
shinsou: “ducking”
bakugou: NOT THE DUCKIN TIME
shinsou: now you’re just testing me
shinsou: but hey i haven’t seen him that happy in a while y’all should meet up more
bakugou: i’m putting that knife back in your arm
shinsou: this is why our marriage isn’t working
bakugou: were not fucking married
shinsou: and this is why
shinsou: poor communication skills
bakugou: eat a dusty dildo
shinsou: tempting but i’ll pass
bakugou: crackhead
shinsou: mwah
shinsou: but anyways moving on from this riveting conversation
shinsou: im sitting in an airport rn and
bakugou: wht why??
shinsou: DONT INTERRUPT THATS FUCKING RUDE
shinsou: anyways
shinsou: so i’m sitting in this airport waiting for the gate to open
shinsou: and this guy comes barreling through the door
shinsou: now let me set the scene for you
bakugou: ...
shinsou: it’s 5am
shinsou: no one here is properly awake
shinsou: i’ve passed 7 different people wearing pajamas
shinsou: & this guy comes barrellibg through the door in neon pink sweatpants with juicy written on the ass
shinsou: & an american flag crop too with 4 bags (??)
shinsou: one of which is a mickey mouse school bag
bakugou: it was probably his kids or
shinsou: thats what i thought
shinsou: but here’s the thing
shinsou: he opened it when he was running towards the desk for check ins
shinsou: & from what i could see it was filled with cheez its and cat food
bakugou: what the fuck
shinsou: right ???
shinsou: so he sprints up to the desk and he’s yelling about wanting to check in his bags
shinsou: and the lady’s like ya alri for Kyoto yes?
shinsou: & the guys like no amsterdam
shinsou: & the lady’s like uhhhh sir
there are no flights going to
shinsou: and he’s screaming that there is and throwing his boarding pass @ her
shinsou: AND ITS NOT EVEN FOR THIS AIRPORT
shinsou: THE DUDES IN THE WRONG AIRPORT
bakugou: ....
shinsou: so she tells him this and he just yells FUCK and sprints back out of the place
shinsou: and that was my interaction with god himself
bakugou:
bakugou: i don’t know how to respond to this story
shinsou: just be glad u didn’t witness this @ 5am when you haven’t slept in 3 days and you’ve got 12 cups of coffee in your system
shinsou: i was convinced i was hallucinating
bakugou: did u eat
shinsou: ... yes
bakugou: did you fucking eAT
shinsou: yelling is never the answer did you not listen to barney as a kid
bakugou: go fucking eat something
before i call fucking deku and force him to get you to eat something
shinsou: u wouldn’t
bakugou: try me.
shinsou:
shinsou: fine
bakugou: ha
shinsou: suck my dicc
shinsou: oof gates opened i gotta go
bakugou: bye
shinsou: xx
-
-
-
-
bakugou: shitty hair i’ve got a problem he sent X’s i’m FUCKED