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are you gonna marry, kiss, or kill me? i’m betting on all three by livinginaworldofnoise for Linya333
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
15 Feb 2026
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“So, how much money do you make? I’ll need to compare it to the wealth of my other suitors before I decide whose thigh I should cling to for support. How much experience do you have being a sugar daddy?” Wei Wuxian asks earnestly.
“Other suitors?”
Wei Wuxian affects a look of surprise. “Surely you can’t expect a commodity as hot as myself to put all my eggs in one basket?”
“What other suitors?” Lan Wangji says stubbornly.
“That’s confidential. I can only tell you once you make it past several rounds of sugar daddying.”
Lan Wangji does not respond to this provocation.
OR: wei wuxian kindly agrees to scare off nie huaisang's blind date, but the blind date in question is not so easy to scare off
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a poet trapped inside the body of a finance guy? by livinginaworldofnoise
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
01 Jun 2026
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LinkedIn
Wei Wuxian
Radical RealistToday a child came up to me on the street and said, “I want to be an entrepreneur excelling in B2B sales just like you one day.”
You know what I said?
“Get this thing away from me.”
The kid may have run away crying, but I told his mother this is the greatest gift anyone is ever going to give him.
The gift of failure.
When he’s an entrepreneur excelling in B2B sales, his mother is going to thank me.OR: amid a sea of bots on linkedin, wwx is a rare organic shitposter
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05 Jun 2026
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from you, i'd buy anything by livinginaworldofnoise
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
06 Jul 2025
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Facebook Marketplace
DISASSEMBLED GLASS TABLE (REASSEMBLY REQUIRED)
$74
Condition: Used (fair)
Description: chic glass table for all ur tabling needs—temporarily disassembled due to undisclosed circumstances. just needs some time and patience with the reassembling project!*
must be able to pick up and must not ask me for help with reassembly
*may lack structural integrity after reassembly, which seller is not responsible forSeller: Wei Wuxian
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Lan Wangji: Why are you selling a broken table?
Wei Wuxian: it’s disassembled!!!!
Lan Wangji: Shattered glass cannot be reassembled.
Wei Wuxian: what are u, some kind of glass doctor?
OR: the inevitable collision of part-time fb marketplace seller & full-time troll!wei wuxian and part-time window-shopper & full-time rule enthusiast!lan wangji
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The last thing that Edmund Pevensie needed in his life was somebody else to act like an overprotective older brother...
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02 Jun 2026
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i shine only with the light you gave me by corduroyserpent
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
09 Mar 2025
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“In my defense,” Tianlang-jun says as he elegantly lowers himself to sit cross-legged on the floor of the Holy Mausoleum, “I’ve never brought anyone back from the dead before. As far as complications go, this is relatively manageable. Wouldn’t you agree?”
The question is directed towards a young child swimming in black robes far too elaborate and spacious for his minuscule size. The child simply blinks his big, dark eyes in response. It’s a familiar mannerism, and one that has only gotten cuter amidst accidental age regression.
Tianlang-jun brings Zhuzhi-lang back to life. It doesn't quite go as planned.
Series
- Part 1 of hearts that know the weight