whatthefuckharry
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Fitz and Dex have had a bit of a tussle by whatthefuckharry
Fandoms: Keeper of the Lost Cities Series - Shannon Messenger
06 Nov 2020
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fitz and dex are on a mission...
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into the real you i get to sink my teeth by susiecarter for Serie11
Fandoms: Top Gun (1986)
11 Jun 2024
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Ice had always wanted to be an alpha.
Of course he had. You didn't need to be one to be a military pilot, there were plenty of betas who did just fine; but the top brass were almost all alphas, and Tommy Kazansky hadn't been stupid, even at fourteen. He wasn't going to settle. He'd never learned how. He was going to be an alpha. He was going to present, and he was going to be an alpha, and then everything was going to snap into place.
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10 May 2026
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Now I'll be bold as well as strong by Thorne for Guzmanasol
Fandoms: Men's Hockey RPF, Sports RPF
16 Nov 2019
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"You're getting simultaneously cockblocked and set up by a magical unicorn," he finally says, and then Nicke sighs and rubs at his temples because somehow Andre always, always manages to zig where others zag.
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23 Dec 2025
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The ethics are doing Roy’s head in. It feels like one of the stupid philosophy dilemmas Beard trots out, which he appears to think are an appropriate substitute for small talk on a pub night. Add this to the list - trolley puzzles and Roy’s weird sex problems:
1. Is it okay if your boyfriend gets off to the thought of you doing something that he thinks you wouldn’t think is hot but actually you do think it’s hot but he doesn’t know that so he’s all fucked up over it?
2. Furthermore, is it okay if you tell him you think it’s hot too, even if you know it’s going to make his dumb little idiot brain explode for some reason?
aka how to get your boyfriend to let you call him a princess
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07 Nov 2025
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“So what the fuck even was that last night,” Letty said to Mia, the next morning, after the guys went off to the garage. “Do they do this—”
“All the time,” Mia said.
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- Part 7 of Fast & Furious works
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21 Apr 2025
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Brian was staring up at him wide-eyed, what the fuck are you doing. Dom didn’t know what the fuck he was doing, but whatever it was, he was doing it, so he didn’t let that show on his face.
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- Part 11 of Fast & Furious works
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21 Apr 2025